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2017

28

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the DAy

Kate Beckinsale posted a picture of her cat…as a “here’s my pussy joke”…that isn’t actually a joke, the cat is actually crawling out of her pussy, you can tell by her leg in the pic that it’s in her crotch, and that they are doing a fantasy birth…it keeps her entertained since Vampires never sleep and have a lot of time on their hands…because clearly – based on her sex appeal at 50 – she’s a vampire…

RIGHT…right…RIGHT…

If I had a dollar for every pussy pic that a girl sent that was actually a cat – I’d have enough money to pay for sex and not need pussy pics from typical, obvious, half retarded girls who make the same cliche jokes…fuckers.

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2017

28

Apr

Christina Milian Big Tits of the Day

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Christina Milian has monster tits…

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So Does…Charlotte McKinney Tits in a Tube Top of the Day

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FASCINATING

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2017

28

Apr

Rita Ora Needs More Attention of the Day

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I guess Rita Ora is tired of people not knowing who she is – and she will do everything in her power to change that – and luckily for us – her only power is great tits….and I guess lucky for her because great tits get you to great places that she will pretend she worked really hard getting to – you see cuz lots of great tits don’t achieve shit…while these great tits are Rita Ora…a name not many people know, but enough people to make her feel relevant….and to keep striving and thriving…for more…

I wonder how many dicks she’s had?

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2017

28

Apr

Lady Gaga New Face of the Day

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I love when these love yourself, body positive freaks, get tons of plastic surgery after spending years behind a caricature, with zero authenticity, all designed to sell albums…it’s like….bitch you’re so fucking fake, you’re a money sucking pile of shit, exploiding retard insecure people by pretending to be their friends or along for the ride with them, when really all you’re doing is brainwashing to feed your own ego and insecurities cuz you ugly..

Fuck you Gaga..you fucking LIE….

But she does look better with her plastic surgery, still vile and disgusting – but better…because body positive and love yourself is bullshit, unless you’re hot…in which case…keep it up…and if you’re not hot, there’s science to fix it, just look at the Kardashians…and their weirdness…

ALSO – I am not saying Gaga is hot…just better than she was…her chin less weak but still terrifying…ok…

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2017

28

Apr

#FyreFestival – The Instagram Troll of the Year of the Day

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Back in December a bunch of social media hookers, like Bella Hadid and Em Rat Cow participated in this aggressive promotion for a brand new festival that took place on Pablo Escobar’s private island….called Fyre Festival.

They had a solid website that sold it as the high end luxury festival, with glamping in this safari style tents…in the fucking Bahamas…tents that turned out to be shanty style, like a refugee camp..and food that ended up being two pieces of bread and two slices of cheese….so good…

All it took was a website, some social media buzz…and losers with too much money and fear of missing out bought into it.

They thought “I’ll give this never heard of before festival 15k, some up to 250k for tickets to some bullshit event”…that had no headliner, it just was an orange square on social media accounts they jerked off to.

I guess they thought – let’s get to the place where these people who don’t matter hang out…for no reason, no thought, nothing…and people transferred money over…bought into it….they didn’t even have headliners! It was all based on one social media video…

Apparently, two weeks ago the festival contacted ticket holders and told them no cash or cards would be allowed and they had to charge up their accounts for 500 dollars a person on top of the 15k they already spent…because they knew…grab that money….

And all these dumb Americans think they’ll get their money back, they don’t realize there are terms and conditions, and they don’t realize that they are the idiots to blame…it’s a Bahamas based event…international lawsuit over 15k…idiots…

So the whole thing is pretty fucking funny…an amazing instagram troll…a social experiment like Mr Brainwash, proving people are fucking morons…

I hope they documented this whole thing as a viral video prank, because seriously, it was ambitious and amazingly executed, I am just mad I didn’t organize it.

The US Embassy is involved…this is just LEGENDARY….fuck you Em Rat Cow…it’s all your fault…and internet…you remain a wonderful thing…

Fucking lemmings…so good…I just wish Em Rat Cow and Baldwin were stranded on the island with all the morons. Woulda been good.

THere are some great tweets on the topic…this shit is huge…

Seeing rich idiots getting scammed like idiots as they chase some really stupid IG dream is everything and more….

Posted in:Events|stepNEWS

2017

28

Apr

Look at Vanessa Hudgens Fitness of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is in on one piece bathing suit – and not because she’s fat or chunky like she has been in the past…and not because she a garbage actor because she has been in the past…and not because she’s showing the world her nude selfies in an era before nude selfies were the norm…

But because she’s looking fit, hot, hard nippled and ready to compete with actual hot chicks on instagram – who are less rich and famous…and connected….but hotter…

The nice thing about the one piece bathing suit like this is the titty profile…and more importantly…the cameltoe you know she’s hididng…like a cockteasing slut…because she knows the tease is more effective then the “Look at my cunt”….she’s industry you know..

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2017

28

Apr

Couple Fucking in the Back Seat and Other Videos of the Day

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Elderly Woman Shits on the Floor

Naked Rant by a Naked Activist of the Day

Idiot Runs Herself Over

Man Kicked Off a Flight for Using the Bathroom

Student Driver – Hit and Run

Drunk Driver of the Day

Crow VS Rat

Topless Woman with Mace VS Cop

Mother Smokes Weed first Time

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t get any nude pics for my dead mother’s birthday….because people just don’t care about me or my needs…

We live in a world of careless, self involved assholes with empty souls that don’t cater to my needs

They are heartless and don’t understand than leveraging your mom’s death 40 years ago…for nudes isn’t a “tactic”….it’s the reason my empty soul craves pussy…you see cuz the pussy that made me left me….to fend for myself…

No one feeds into my mommy issues….with pussy pics….no mommies feed into my mommy fetish with breast milk….where did it all go wrong….oh – at #fyrefestival….

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Mara Teigen Ass in Leggigns
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Selena Gomez Erotica
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Disney Actor Dead….
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Katy Perry Fans Pissed Cuz She Makes Music with Homopohobes
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2017

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s my dead mother’s birthday today and I’ve used that fact with at least 10 -25 girls to get them to send me pics of their butthole pics..

I figure girls are sensitive about that shit and I am a manipulative piece of shit who feels like I should use my mom’s premature death for good, you know I had to suffer and grow up with it – I FIGURE I MIGHT AS WELL get nudes out of it, you know since I was raised motherless…I DESERVE the nudes…

NEEDLESS TO SAY..no one has sent me nudes.

My plans always fail.

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Disney Star – Dead….
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Guardians of the Galaxy Karen Gillan’s Legs…..
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Melissa Benoist is Super Girl…
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Khloe Kardashian See through…
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Emma Watson in a White Dress
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Rapper Kodak Black Going to Jail for Going to the Strip CLub
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Pixie Lott at a Premiere
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Kim K is Happy Robbery Happened
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Charlotte McKinney Low Cut Top…
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Caitlyn Jenner for President
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Pope Francis – TED TALK
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Phoebe Price Ass Flash Suckin Ice Cream like Dick…
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Bikini Models on the Beach…
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Emma Watson SLUT in a Magazine
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Old as Fuck AL Pacino and his Child Bride in a Bikini
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Julia Garner – The Scary Bootleg Jennifer Garner
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Jasmine Tookes Slutyt Model
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How Every Nickelback Song was Written….
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Hungry Puppy Eats Banana….
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Nude Model on the Beach….
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Emma Watson Looking Terrifying…..
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Jennifer Morrison TITS in Dress _ SLUTTYING
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Why Don’r Sheep Shrink in the Rain….
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J LO Lookin Like a Dyke….
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Some Lucy Mecklenburgh Babe Cleavage
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The potato house is crazy….
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Call of Duty WWII Trailer….
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SOme Anna Camp CHick
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Cars 3 – Official Trailer
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Christina Ronaldo Paid 375k to Make a Rape Case Go Away….
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Victoria’s Secret Models Doing Fitness….
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Danielle Campbell is Some Chick Workt Fucking
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Kara Del Toro Tits….
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Johnny Depp at Disneyland Ride….weird….
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Ireland Baldwin Celebrates Earth Day…..
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Blonde Jana Plays with Glass Dildo…
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Slutty on Insragram….
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Lesbian Finger on the Fooball Field….
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Bella Thorne Trying on Clothes…
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Cash Me Ouside Girl in a Brawl…
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Spring Break Whore….
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2017

27

Apr

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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Fuck it…here’s a couple of pics, I think I’ve already posted, of shameless product of the times, Disney Kid who was sold by her parents, and wants to run a 24/7 reality show on her social media, because she loves attention – roping in the perverts to watch her GET A BIKINI WAX and other slutty things she’s been pushing for a year….with some more nipple, because free the nipple, feminism, hipocrisy, part of the capitalistic media….an evil contributor to the evil in society…BUT showing her nipples..which is always nice.

I like the exhibitionism, whether she’s just a puppet, or not, she’s definitely a bit of an idiot, but one who doesn’t take herself too seriously, which is nice and watching her shaving her feminist armpit hair like that’s really a protest – when everything she does in life counters that is porn to some of you – you know watching grooming – some dudes eat girl snot they find in the trash…or PERIODS…humans are disgusting….

Either way – here’s some DISNEY created action – the happiest place on earth you know..

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