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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2017

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding

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Lindsay Lohan and her GUT went for a paddleboard…because that’s what you do when you have nothing else going for you.

She was in South East Asia, where you can live like a king for a couple thousand dollars a month, sex tourism and hookers included in that couple of thousand dollars, because if you can’t maintain celebrity in America…go to Asia…half of all the instagram followers of most hookers on instagram you see are THAI…so it makes sense.

I love Lohan, her belly in a bikini, her face haggard and looking like Gollum..because she’ll always be LOHAN to me….not to mention, seeing a family and industry eat up and spit out a young girl, like monsters, greedy fucking monsters out to get paid…excites me. It’s the American Dream…and to me Loha is the American dream….I am into it…

Her caption:

“it’s so beautiful I cannot #breathe ???????? #mashallah and I just taught my friend to swim!!! Yes I totally agree.. Often we see beauty not just because the person is beautiful, but because they have an inner glow that comes out with in.. It’s comes from their eyes, smile and movement and most their confidence.

What the fuck this cracker on? Seriously…amazing..

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2017

Apr

Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map…

Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC..

But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us.

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2017

Apr

Doctor Fixes Dislocated breast and Other Videos of the Day

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Pedestrian fixes Traffic Light

Public Library Gets LIT

Man Gets Bitten By an Anteater

Kangaroo with Itchy Balls

Great White Shark Near Jacksonville…Sharknado is Gonna Happen…

Idiot on a Scooter

Bear Diarrhea

Family Gets Taken Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No girls showed up to my back alley Easter themed porn shoot – where they got to squeeze eggs out of their asshole – or pussy – or both – depending on whether they had their period or not – all while wearing an Easter Bunny mask….and as compensation, they could keep the easter eggs after they are done, even though they’d have a high street value to weird asians who buy these videos….

And now Easter is over…and I’ve got to wait another year to attempt this lifelong project that always seems to fail…again…

Year after year…no eggs get squeezed out of vaginas….

But here are some stepLINKS…

Peep in a Vacuum Chamber for Easter Memories…
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Chris Brown – Busted Again –
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Navy Seal Busted for Making Porn with his Scary Looking Porno Wife
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Every Car in Fast and Furious Explained – By the Guy Who Built Them
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The best of Star Wars Celebration Orlando
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Slutty Adriana Lima Video
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Custom Glock 19
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Coachella Sluts…
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The Crazy Christian VS Monster Energy Drink ….
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How Movie Stars Look According to a Blind Man
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you convince a vegan girl you know to come over to meet up after she’s had a really rough day feeding a slaughter truck filled with pigs about to go to slaughter bottled water – to help their last moments alive be well hydrated – because ultimately pigs are wonderful animals, and not just because of bacon, if anything they are really smart, really kind of cute and if I was in nature, I’d definitely not kill and eat one…but I wouldn’t kill and eat anything – I am pussy like that….so I respect what she was doing. I am not going to discourage Vegans, because it’s great to not kill animals…

You should probably only tell her you had Easter Ham for dinner…after you cum in her mouth and she swallows saying how delicious and salty you are…

Because if you tell her before…not only will she not swallow, she will hate you and not suck your dick, forcing you to akwardly jerk off in her front seat as she asks you to leave her car…because some girls…just can’t get into it – when they are upset….especially Vegans…

Here are some Easter Monday cuz that’s a thing – links…

That Massive Coachella Celeb Round Up…
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Kate Upton’s Monster Tits Dong Britney is the Biggest Thing She’s Ever Done
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Story of the Year….Jeremy Jackson Goes to Jail
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Star Wars Official Trailer
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Halsey Flashing Her Nipples at Coachella
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How Russia Deals with Cars
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Dave Chappelle Joins John Mayer On Stage to Tribute Charlie Murphy
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Orlanda Bloom is Dating Nina Dobrev
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The Best Tacos in Mexico City
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Nina Dobrev- Hard Face – Cleavage
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Creepy Religious Kid Sings About Jesus
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Woman on the Fair Ride…Killing It…
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Rachel McCord’s HOT useless Nipple
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Claire Danes HARD nipples
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Obama is Getting Down on His Rich Friend’s Cruises – Living it Up
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Rosario Dawson Nudes
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The Best Photo Fail – Kelly Osbourne in the Pool Drinking with a Baby
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Miesha Tate Nudes
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Kanye Wears High Heels for Easter Photo – Cuz they are Good Christians those Trannies
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Olivia Munn – Slut in a T-Shirt in Canada
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Melissa Etheridge Smokes Weed with her Kids….Lesbians.
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Old Couple Dancing is Good Times
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Hannah Ferguson – Hot on Social Media
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Emily Kinney Nudes
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Child at Coachella
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Karreuche Tran – Bikini Tits
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Terrifying Corporate Religious Experience
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When You’re Too Drunk to Notice the Accident You Just Had…
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Kim Garner – Hot Slut
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Shay Mitchell Topless in the Pool
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Jasmin Walia – See Through
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Aaron Carter in Concert is Hilarious
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Man Loses His Shit After His Card is DEclined
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Surprise – You’re on Live TV – You Dumb Bitch Anchor Woman…
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Lena Dunham’s Last Televised NUde Scene – We Fucking Hope
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More Karreueche Tran in a Bikini
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Rap Video of the Year….Seriousy..
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Racist Porn Star Doesn’t Stop Saying N Word
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Slutty Easter Bunny
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Girl Licks CUM off Her Tits
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Fuck in the Lecture Hall
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Creampie to Face Choreography
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It’s Not Squirt it’s Pee
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Just a fInger in a Pussy
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Naked Ginger Hair With Great Tits
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Bottle in Ass
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Girl Sniffing Another Girl in Legging’s Ass
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Naked Charlotte McKinney
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

Apr

Charlotte Mckinney was at Coachella of the Day

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Hey Guys…Charlotte McKinney was at Coachella.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

Apr

Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

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I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me…

Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra..

YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy…

We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls.

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2017

Apr

Paris Hilton Still Has a Nipple of the DAy

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Coachella just got relelvant, I mean sure it’s fucking relevant, so many people talk about it, ask about it, mention it, go to it…but it just doesn’t matter, none of that matters, the millions upon millions of dollars they make with it, and that people make being part of it….just doesn’t matter…

Until Paris Hilton is there showing her nipples in her shirt…because that is the stamp of approval, the sign of success…the everything you need to see, know or experience at COACHELLA…because Paris Hilton may not matter – but her presence does…and I guess her nipple does….and for that you should all go watch her sex tape to remember the good days…

This outfit…this woman…everything. Paris Hilton knows what matters.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

Apr

Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter…

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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