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2017

17

Apr

Vanessa Axente Topless Fashion Model of the Day

Vanessa Axente is some Hungarian model…and she’s looking Hungry…the way a model should look…all half naked or topless in some fashion shoot –

She’s got a nice level of skinny model body to remind us that this feminist social media controlled world that has influenced the media to celebrate fat chicks HAS NOT WON…

We get it, the people who write the media are fat chicks, and wish they had the confidence in their fat chick bodies to put themselves out there half naked like they were Lena Dunham, without realizing that Lena Dunham and other fat chicks would be as disgusting if they were skinny….

And even the girls who aren’t fat chicks writing the media, pretend to support and like fat chicks, while we know they are the first to compare their bodies to a fat chicks, or to look at a hot chick and be like “ewww look at her cellulite”…

Because people fucking lie. They believe they are good, positive, inclusive…but that’s against human nature…so keep up your act…

We all know that just because a fat chicks has no shame doesn’t mean we as a society should pat them on the pack and say “good job having no dignity you fucking pig, why not put some effort in the gym, instead of this lazy cry for attention”…

What I am trying to say is that there are enough fat chicks in the world…that I like to focus on not so fat chicks in half naked and full naked shoots…call me crazy..because based on society…sometimes I think I am…

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2017

17

Apr

Charli XCX Not That Hot or Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is at COACHELLA at a party in a bikini , because she’s more of a scenester from the UK than an celebrity…

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

It is not because of her music…but we’re in an era where your bikini pics is what matters…what events you go to..how many followers you have…the other shit…doesn’t matter….like talent or purpose…just exist motherfuckers…

She’s kinda dumpy…

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

17

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Easter Erotica of the DAy

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Adriana Lima also resurrected from the dead, but we can’t be too sure about her dirty ziploc bag of a pussy, because she’s a model and has had kids and all that really depressing stuff that happens to vaginas…when they are models working it up the ladder…and have kids…

The one thing I know about Adriana Lima is that for her 20s, she was a crazy Catholic bitch, she claimed to be a virgin…she claimed that she was the one model who didn’t fuck to get where she got, then she did start having sex and made some kids, not sure if she was married, don’t care enough to look…but as that crazy crazy catholic bitch…there’s no logic in why she’s doing EASTER themed porn…

I mean, I always though as a catholic bitch, any half naked in lingerie was a lie against her morals and values, but after listening to Christian radio – I know that Easter is the most HOLY of days – and to make Easter themed porn…is fucking crazy…but then again, all you gotta do is ask JESUS for forgiveness and it’s all good…and watching this video on youtube – with her nipples…is all good…

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2017

17

Apr

Maitland Ward is a Magical Easter Experience of the Day

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What better way to celebrate EASTER MONDAY – the least Religious day of the Easter Weekend, because Jesus already died and Resurrected, than to post some shameless, cheesy, lack of creativity, low hanging fruit, with low hanging tits, Maitland Ward, trying everything to either resurrect her career as an actress…you know she was on a hit show a long time ago – and hasn’t done anything since…or maybe just ride that acting thing to keep her escort prices high…cuz girl gotta pay the rent…like she was Jesus…never accepting death…

I support eating easter eggs out of her asshole…

Posted in:Maitland Ward|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Streaker Fail of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Pantsless Homeless Chick of the DAy

Crocodile VS Elephant

Idiot VS Cow

Livestreaming Facebook Killer Dude

Girl Does Not Like Being Video Taped

Crazy Guy Attacks Cop with a Pole

Crazy Filming Accident…

Fitness Granny

Porn on a Big Screen

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2017

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had at least one person ask me if I was at Coachella this weekend.

I am a 47 year old man with no money, who is obese and doesn’t leave the house.

Not to mention, I hate people, and being around people, and music…fuck that shit.

Why would I be at Coachella…

Oh right, because I live in fucking Canada and I would have to buy a plane ticket to get there, all the be herding into a crowd of the worst humans, that I know are the worst humans because they are at Coachella….TAKING pictures of themselves in various outfits – like they are a catalog for Urban Outfitters…it’s just not legitimate getting wasted fun…it’s Disney level shit..

I would find staring at the wall…or tryign to get the fat toothless cancer survivor on TINDER to send me pics of her asshole…it’s more rewarding, less depressing, and really I just think it’s unfortunate there wasn’t an Alien attack….not to mention, Easter is the most religious day of the year and clearly these heathens found a new church and if there was a god…he would have punished them by throwing dinosaurs at them…

Here are some morning links you don’t give a fuck about – because either do I….

A Massive Coachella Celeb- Round Up….
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My Friend Phoebe Price is a Giant Ass Flashing Easter Egg from Heaven – Proving Resurrection – and The Fact that God Exists
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Selfie Lessons from a Chimp
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Crushing a Ferbie is Magical
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Britney Spears – BIKINI body
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Eli Manning Sells Fake Sports Merch
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Obama is Getting Down on His Rich Friend’s Cruises – Living it Up
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Some Debris in the Road….The Musical—-
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Baby Hippo of the Day
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That Massive Coachella Celeb Round Up…
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2017

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t think Jesus would approve of the type of content I produce, so it’s a good thing that I am not a religious man, thanks to science and logic….but the good news is that if he actually died for our sins, my sins and your sins for reading this shit, then we can just keep on sinning. It’s more fun that way….

I like that Easter Weekend has gone from being some holy event, to Coachella where a million people are drunk, high, fucking out of wedlock, listening to heathens and false idols, worshipping them instead of GOD, like they are their god, and if they are lucky, they’ll be the selected few who get to fuck said “false idol” after the show…because they’ll meet backstage somewhere…

And it’s not just Coachella…people everywhere are fucking, getting high, raging on a four day weekend….the way this Jesus thinks life should be done…and I’m sure that Jesus would too because if he lived now, he’d totally be the Twink at the Gay Club raging to techno on MDMA…thinking he was talking to god….you know…

Have fun. One Life, Live…or some shit…while I will be sitting here on my couch self destructing….while listening to Christian radio, because it is some of the most heated Christian weekend of the month, where the evangelicals want you to really believe, but know they have to acknowledge how dumb the whole thing is, but this weekend is the foundation of the church….they want you to believe…because Jesus Died for your Sins then was resurrected and opened a laundromat or some shit….while his homies went out and recruited people by convincing them dude was resurrected from death…interesting times….I mean I watch High School Musical, which isn’t that old and think…”damn people were fucked in the mid 2000s…that was only 10 years ago”….just imagine how fucked they were 2000 years ago…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Weird Razor Slut
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Riverdales Betty and Veronica Aren’t Hot
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Kathy Griffin Nude Pic – Kinda
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Christ Katan on Dancing with the Stars is the best Joke Yet
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Lucid Air – Goes Fast
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The Flawed Burger King Ad
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Alexis Ren – Hot in Bora Bora
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The Coder Who Wrote Solitare was an Intern
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Selena Gomez – Leggings
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Jennifer Aniston in Paris…..
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Miley Cyrus Sports Bra Dog Walker
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Gigi Hadid – Skinny
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Cheetah Cubs
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48,000 Dollar Robbery on the Streets
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Ugly Bikini of the Day
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Nipple of the Day
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Anthony Weiner’s Wife wants a lot of her memoir…
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Illegal Drum and Bass Party on the London Subway
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Casey Batchelor Bikini of the Day
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Kylie Jenner – Purple Boots
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Molten Chlorate VS Peeps
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Victoria Justice is Silver
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Emily Sears – Butt Shot
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The Hitman’s Bodyguard Trailer
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Big
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Kelly Osbourne Wishes she was Gay
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Fails of the Week
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Batazar Getty has Fucked a Lot of Hot Chicks in this House
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Star Wars Trailer
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Random Tumblr PORN of the Day
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Naked Chick – Pussy Lips
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Busty Bitch
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Natural Tit Strip
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2 Boners 1 Girl
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Hooker Sneak Attack
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Fuck and Drive
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

14

Apr

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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There is no better way to ring in the Easter weekend, a weekend from family, with the most fucked up up family, that still has great tightly knit family values, thanks to the parents owning the adult daughter – because she makes them money – and you can’t throw away that gift of making money – through their redneck hick genitals – you must keep it working for you – good old family values…

The Spears…the only real motivation I’ve ever had to breed, from K-Fed mooching, to her parents mooching, we all need a Britney to manipulate and own in our lives…it’s true..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens for Women’s Health and a Coachella Round-Up of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON…

She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – did it with a bush in an era where bush wasn’t trendy or cool – because she’s a hippie naturalist – or just a hairy girl who grows out bush in 5 minutes after shaving – who knows – or cares – she’s in a photoshoppped fitness shoot – looking good and photoshopped and that’s what matters but doesn’t matter at all – cuz no one cares about this shit…and rightfully so…

She’s at Coachella – because Coachella is the cheesiest place a motherfucker can be this weekend – just don’t tell the corporate brands and Disney stars that –

Ashley Tisdale Also at Coachella…

Let’s turn this into a who is the lame person getting paid to go to Coachella post…

Ariel Winter is there…for a brand…good job girl…fat chicks can make it…

Madison Beer – Whoever the fuck she is – I know, she’s 18 and has big tits….and should be cheesy and into this kind of thing – it’s the 30+ year olds I question..

Kylie Jenner is Super Casual and Low Profile there – She Basically Put a Neon Sign on her Fucking Mangled Tranny “she got it from her daddy” Head – I mean the family Plastic Surgeon made the dad a fuckable chick, their mutant daughter shouldn’t have been such a challenge.

Selena Gomez is on her way to the Desert…to Eat Dessert…..of The Weeknd’s Dick…she’s making it a girl weekend – but it’s a “don’t fuck other girls weeknd”…..get it..

I hear music festivals are great for people fresh out of Rehab…

Stella Hudgens was there topless – naughty Sister

Elisha Cuthbert is going because even when you’re too old to go to music festivals, you can still go to Music Festivals, and be the creepy old dude there..

Sophie Simmons and her fat girls tits were there – i wonder how she got tickets..

Jojo is in San Antonio – but that’s Honorary Desert….so it counts…

Katherine McPhee’s ass was there in a one piece – but not actually at coachella – i just figured the fry product placement was part of her coachella scam

Nicola Peltz also not there yet – but her nipples are in pictures and that counts..

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

14

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter….

If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo…

Here daughter – Also in Bikini

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW