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2017

13

Apr

Nina Agdal Poses by the Pool of the Day

I call Nina Agdal the waterhead, because she has a massive forehead and a bit of a downs syndrome face…I don’t find her hot, and figure that’s why she never really made it in the world as an actual model, but she is still a model, thanks to magazines like Sports Illustrated needing fit tall girls that whatever Agency Agdal was part of pitched her to, something she never turned her back on, and kept going back to, because it is really all she’s ever done…

Sure from that SI Thing, her only real job, she got a handful of campaigns a year, she was able to make money, get a following due to their PR and all that good stuff…like dating rich guys….but the entire time…she’s been relatively useless…that is until she figured out how to get the model fucker – Leo to fuck her – as he fucks everyone and milk that story and relationship that is more letting Leo do what he wants – he’s Leo so that she doesn’t lose the opportunity to have his Leo babies….it would be the job that surpasses anything SI could have done for her…

Well, apparently fucking Leo makes other magazines have interest in you – and here she is in Glamour – from an international market – which could eventually get her in Glamour USA – if she plays her cards right, as she probably does…seeing as she’s dating Leo…top tier sugar baby gold digging….

Look at her – all old and trying to be relevant…CUte!! We all know girl just wants LEO babies..it is that time…

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2017

13

Apr

Lottie Moss – Nipple for Numero of the Day

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If Kate Moss’ half sister who is leveraging Kate Moss’ name harder than any of Kate Moss’ latch on heroin addict boyfriends, because it gives her some credibility as a human, a model and she can exist in social media….I digress…

If Kate Moss’ half sister…and not the good half….shows her nipple in a magazine…does it make a sound?

The answer is yes….one of knowing she’s not Kate Moss, never will be Kate Moss, but might as well cash in on people being retards and buying into her name, it leads to a afun life, and instagram followers…which is a currency in this vapid disgusting world we live in…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Holly Owens is the Model You Need to Know of the DAy

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Her name is Holly Owens. She hasn’t quite made it in the world of marketing – but she is a signed model with a couple of big agencies – so someone believes in her….

She’s done a handful of ads that no one cares about, probably some ecommerce shit, and she probably gets paid, the ones you don’t hear about aren’t necessarily thirsty broke girls trying to sugar baby their way ahead….but then again when you see the nudes you assume that maybe everyone in that industry is on the same path….

So she leaked or released or maybe they are part of a campaign – some nudes and looks awesome, fun, good spirited…I’m sold….

She’s 24 or 25, 4 years ago she auditioned for SI, which didn’t happen for her, but look at her now….very soon expired so throw in the big guns…it’s time to really push things to get more than her 17k instagram followers FOLLOW HER ON INStAGRAM …and I think it was a good strategy for her…

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2017

13

Apr

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

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Some golden colored – california desert looking – VS model promoting – Bikinis for some company that wants the VS association even though they are a the devil – and bikini catalog pics suck – featuring Magdalena Frackowiak who is rumored to be the worst from one dude who I met, that was practically homeless, who claimed he used to fuck her before she was famous, while living in NYC, after she was imported from Poland..

I just assume he was telling the truth, because she’s Magdalena Frackowiak, pretty unknown, probably the last person you’d make up a story about fucking, it was around the time she first closed her VS model contract, because that’s what put him over the edge. She got signed, quit him and he got none of the money or glory and was forgotten….

Not to mention he told me this story 3 years ago, when Magdalena Frackowiak was even as known as she is today, which is pretty unknown…so I am sticking to another Eastern European with a terrible attitude thanks to their dark, cold communist roots…looking good half naked for money – like they should…and I like it…

She’s getting some work you can find more Magdalena in Catalog Pics Here and another set of her here

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2017

13

Apr

Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Bikini Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Gabrielle Caunesil is, but she’s a topless model – posing for this swimwear campaign and the hottest pic in the set is where her bikini bottoms are a few sizes too small, probably some straight from the Asian factory floor samples to get the line off the ground situation, you know …business logistics, start up growing pains, etc…..well thanks to that…there’s one pic, the hottest pic from the set, that makes her pussy look like it’s about to explode out of the bikini bottoms and that alone…is magic…

I don’t need to know who Gabrielle Caunesil..to know…I like her…

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM HERE

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2017

13

Apr

Possibly Samara Weaving’s Possible Hot Tits of the Day

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You know how these things go – this may or may not be Samara Weaving, even if it is her, we’ll say it’s not her, until her lawyer tells us to take down the post because it’s not her, or is her but they don’t want you to know that it is her, as nudes make careers, but they have to look like they aren’t staged….and nudes may be embarrassing – they shouldn’t be – since she is from Australia…and this seems totally Australian…

I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people….

Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….an “actress” if you will and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk, being disasters – not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or maybe these pics prove she does…

Australia…magical….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Samara Weaving

2017

13

Apr

Gal Gadot is Boring in Some Magazine of the Day

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Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, so the film industry is making her do a bunch of media, you know because she’s a legit actress from Israel, who was really only in Fast and Furious movies, which I guess is enough to matter…

Maybe she did other shit in her native land of Israel, where she did more than celebrae Passover, but also celebrated winning at life, because with her husband and baby daddy, of a 6 or 7 year old and a freshly made baby, they also sold a hotel they owned for 25 million dollars, meaning this movie shit is just for ego…you know make it while you can…

People like her, maybe because she proves to you racists that Jewish people don’t all have tails and horns, and that they can be decent looking…but I find her, these photos, her look boring….sure, she’ll be the first to say it is because I am an anti-Semite, when really I just like pussy that isn’t 31 and a mom of two….

Either way, here she is in a magazine, positioned as editorial, like people care, when really it’s an ad for a movie you will all see…because someone is going to these things…it must be you…

This is all I see when I see her pics – or in her Wonder Woman costume because I am not a nerd with Comic book fetishes….I see a recently shattered mom pussy.

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Georgina Stojiljkovic for Grazia Serbia of the Day

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Georgina Stojiljkovic is a Serbian model, so it would make sense that she would be on the cover of Grazia Serbia, a fashion magazine. I am sure there are a lot of Serbian models, so that’s not to discredit all that she has accomplished in her career, saying – put the Serbian in the Serbian magazine….Eastern Europe produces babes….

I am only interested in this because nipples on the cover of a magazine – that isn’t a porn magazine – or a catalog for mail order brides – or some brothel menu – like it should be…. because I like how a nipple can be seen as art – until I put it on this site and it becomes porn – the worst porn – but porn to all advertisers…I guess I’m magical.

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2017

13

Apr

Nicolle Radzivil’s Rad Tits of the Day

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Nicolle Radzivil is totally unknown, aspiring LA actress, who I guess has been doing the youtube thing, and has been casted in some real shitty movies and TV shows you’d be more amazed to know exist…than to know this unknown was in them….or that this unknown is out posting nude pics of her awesome and huge tits – that are set against what looks like a skinny enough frame, but then again who am I to judge her frame, that would be objectifiying women based on their massive tits, and body…instead of celebrating body positive..

I think the most interesting thing about her and her marketing program is that a long time ago she said basically said be naked…

Then why has it taken so long for her to be naked?

I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s naked….I support titty pics for celebrity so FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

I mean her tits are massive and wonderful and I’ve been all about big tits lately, so everyone thank you by staring at them.

Great way to really launch that career. Good job girl.

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2017

13

Apr

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Picture of the DAy

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Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a dead for most moms, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal..Sex Appeal Correlates directly with their level of fertility…unless you’re weird and you’re weird…so you like it all – as long as there’s a tit or a pussy – and even that is not a requirement.

Michelle Hunziker tricked the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model, bending over pulled it off.

I don’t know what the tabloids love her, maybe it is because she’s a freat of nature…and looks good in a bikini but she’s got 3 kids, probably with really poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work you know….on their toes….

She’s Swiss, so I guess that makes her neutral, or a undocumented tax shelter….something the poor guys she dates probably love.

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