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2017

13

Apr

Elsa Hosk Instagram Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk was so kind last night on social media – she posted this very powerful, inspiring, amazing, image of herself in make-up saying the sweet words “NITE”…like she was virtually tucking in all of her fans, followers, individually…but more like a girl sending out the same nude to 30 dudes she’s talking to on tinder, because making 30 custom nudes would take too much time, and the one nude BCCed to the world…gets the job done….you know because she’s a busy slut, there’s lots of dick to fuck, she can’t be bothered dealing with every one, she’s so desirable and she knows it, I mean Victoria’s Secret pays her lots of money she’s important so be happy that she bothered sharing this, you know to keep people engaged in her “personal brand”….

Art…right?

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2017

13

Apr

My Favorite Public Sex Caught Video and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Strips Herself on the Bus

Caught Stealing a Bike – This is What Happnes

Mini Van Dude with Road Rage Tries to Run Over Kids

Hit and Run Driver Chased Down

Little Kid Sucks at the Train

Naked Man VS Paramedic

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2017

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new hobby is reading old booty call messages I didn’t take on – for whatever stupid reason – from girls who at one point in time had a lapse in judgement and wanted to fuck me.

I don’t really keep an archive of chats, but I came across some old emails of a girl, a hot girl, with massive tits, who I’ve knew for years, who was emailing me to fuck on three different occasions ten years ago….and I didn’t take her up on it.

I am sure at the time I had my reasons, but 10 years later, I’m like “why didn’t I do that”…..she was in her mid 20s at the time, in her prime, and I don’t even talk to her anymore and haven’t for about 7 years…

I think lost sex opportunities, is hotter to me than trying to get sex opportunities for girls who will likely never give me sex opportunities, but they may send nudes, which is my usual hobby…

The only issue is that I’ve only had 3-5 times where a girl offered me sex and I said no, and only one of them is documented in email, so that content is going to get pretty old fast….like me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Soaped Up Ass of the Day
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Michelle Pfeiffer as Bernie Madoff’s Wife….in This Trailer…
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Drone VS Lightning
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Orlando Bloom PENIS Update
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Elsa Hosk Topless in Some Bullshit
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Iskra Lawrence is a Fat Model I’d Want to Fuck of the Day
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It AMazes me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CRAZY NIRVANA COVER
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How About some Mongolian Eagle HUnting
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Jared Leto Sells his Great House
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Sienna Miller Says She Was Not Flirting with Brad Pitt….Thank God ?
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Realistic Ren and Stimpy Masks
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2017

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day – besides trying to get a girl to suck her own tits and send me a picture of it – was reporting some instagram girl’s video to YOUTUBE for being inappropriate – not because I am a narc, but because I am a victim of narc’s getting me banned from shit for so fucking long – so fucking often – that I feel like other people who do way worse than me – but get off for it – while we get off to it – should be PUNISHED…

I am a vigilante….

“I see anus” – 8 Seconds in….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Charlie Murphy Dead
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Heidi Montag – Pregnant –
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Alex Daddario – Hot in GQ Mexico
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Zara Holland – Fat Slut in a Bikini
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Robert Kardashian Knew OJ was Guilty Says a Guy with No Dick
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WATCH this Beach Bum in Sri Lanka Ad – Brilliant
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Gigi Hadid – TITS!
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Olivia Culpo – Braless
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Stripping Water Skier
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Bella Hadid See Through in the Rain
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Girl Puts 5000 Pounds of Slime in a Hot Tub….
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Diving for Golf Balls!
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Rosario Dawson – Naked
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Nicole Richie Gets Slapped in an Interview
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Ariel Winter – Fat Errand Runner
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Ozzy Man Reviews Defensive Techniques for the United Guy
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Charlize Theron Sluty in a Bra in her New Trailer
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Drake and DJ Khaled – Gay Porn
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Madison Beer at a Party
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Rachel Bilson’s 4 Million Dollar House
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Real Crazy Ren and Stimpy Masks
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Tampopo Ramen – is the Noodle of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston and her Husband in Leather
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Bird Copies Owner
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Rachel McCord in a Bikini for Carl’s Jr
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The Accidental Discovery of LSD
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Drone VS Lightning
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Trick Shots with Drones..
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The Man Who Sold the World – Gayageum Cover….Asians….
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David Letterman’s Mom is Dead
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Melania Trump is NOT a Prostitute – Officially.
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Sara Underwood is Hot
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Girl Masturbating at Work…
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Teacher Dismantles Gun
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Chick and her Motorbike – Grabbing her Tits
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Girl with a Crazy Booty
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Two Girls – One Cock
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Porn Slut in a Hot Tub
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Monster Tits in a Silly Costume….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

12

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Making Moves Topless in Underwear for Elle of the Day

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Dreams do come true…when you’re a vapid spoiled brat with a celebrity / who is barely a celebrity / but he counts as a celebrity father – and a decent enough look – because your mom is some brazilian who would marry a barely a celebrity / but still a celebrity father….thanks to being rich…a career that is surprisingly a career – carried by your quest to be relevant, your circle of “it girl” friends you worked your way into – you’re having sex with Beiber while underage and most importantly – her last name…can finally say she’s got into a mainstream magazine – before the mainstream magazine drowns as magazines do – and all she had to do was be the worst…eaten up by the masses – because the internet likes rich kids…and marketers like things the internet likes…

I’m not a fan, but into any girl topless for any self serving, validation purposes…

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2017

12

Apr

Sofia Vergara’s Face Rash Erotica of the Day

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I like the hashtags that Sofia Vergara posted along with her face rash:

#thatswhatIgetforshootingintheraininRome
#iwouldntmakeitpast2daysonNakedandAfraid

Well, I know Anasatasia Ashley lasted 6 days….because she’s the only girl who talks to me…

Where are other girls, like this Sofia Vergara who has a fascinating story thanks to being a single mom who snuck into the country as an illegal, only to sort out her work visas, however she pulled that off, I am assuming her big tits had a big part of it, and have a big part of why the hicks who watch her on TV, don’t protest outside her house to have her deported – because America likes some illegals…turned legal…even more than they like their own born in America ethnics..because of the tits….

Either way, not the hottest nude on instagram today, but the most overrated actress so…it must balance it out …

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara

2017

12

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Creepy Butt Shot at the Gym of the Day

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I find it interesting that the general public talks tons of shit of Anne Hathaway. They act like they hate her. I see more negative content about her than anything – and that’s in the mainstream media. I don’t know why people fucking hate this bitch. Sure she didn’t deserve the Oscar..but does she deserve the bullying…the answer is yes…because she keeps getting work, she keeps getting paid, she keeps making tons of fucking money, despite the world hating her….and that’s compensation for our abuse towards her…

While we ponder that…here’s some creepy butt shots of her from the paparazzi shooting through some crack – like old time, creatively captured, paparazzi pics…the way it was meant to be…none of that staged shit…

She’s in leggings. Looks ok to me….even if she’s the worst..

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2017

12

Apr

Rita Ora for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Who is Rita Ora? Is not a question that some interviewer would ask Rita Ora when interviewing her for some Oscar or Grammy special, you know a cliche question – trying to get to the depths of what makes this talent tick, or what she’s all about…

Who is Rita Ora? Is a genuine question that people ask when people like me say “have you seen the Rita Ora Shape Magazine Pics”…before following that up with “I know, I’m surprised she’s in Shape, considering her tits that made her are so fat, I guess Shape is just trying to stay relevant and Ora was the only one available, or eager enough to participate, or maybe Ora paid them and this is an ad deal…because who the fuck is Rita Ora”….

Here are the pics anyway…because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time..

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2017

12

Apr

Nicole Richie in Workout Gear of the Day

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Nicole Richie is in fitness gear – because this mom of a bunch of kids with one of the most offensive characters of the late 90s…the Good Charlotte Twin, not the one married to Cameron Diaz, but rather the one that is with this on, unless they swap out their vaginas and pass them around the room….like the hookers they are…because that’s how twins live…but they are so cheesy, their lame mall-brand tattoos that match their mall brand music – set them apart in a “we try to one up each other in being lame as fuck”…

That said, here’s Nicole Richie, not fat anymore thanks to her gastric bypass in some leggings, reminding of the greatest night of my life that was spent hanging out with here – where she didn’t say one word to me – not because she’s shy…but because she’s a bratty spoiled adopted cunt no one actually likes…and is bitter about it…

Blast from the late 90s past…because we are old…and show is Nicole Richie…but her mom ass is ok.

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2017

12

Apr

Anna Ewers in Vogue Italia of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them….

She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important…

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