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2017

04

May

Scarlett Johansson Mom Face at Planned Parenthood Event of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is fucking old and tired looking…

Slutty dress or not….she’s just fucking done…

It’s nice to be reminded that life is finite – and even if your spirit lives on – which I doubt it does…you face can’t keep up and eventually crashes and burns.

I always thought she was overrated, but she’s managed to have a good run, dudes still obsess over her…so maybe, that’s all there is to it….trick the retards and their loyalty will keep getting you cast in bullshit….despite you being broken down, expired milk…of a mom.

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2017

04

May

Dove Cameron Photoshoot of the Day

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I still don’t care who Dove Cameron is.

BUT I DO KNOW

She’s in a magazine…

I also know that she’s not doing a very good job competing with the young starlets trying to make it in America these days….they are fighting for likes and clicks on social media and they do it through tits…

Maybe she’s the last standing girl in the world hiding her tits – to generate some business with the judgemental Christians…since America is God Fearing…and really believe in that shit…and they can’t be having some young slut who shows her tits out there in the shows they watch…I get it…

But it’s wrong…so this post is to encourage her for more anus in the next round. I’m a great director…

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2017

04

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Workin it of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio saw the paparazzi and pulled down her shirt….like a woman getting pulled over by a cop for a burnt out tail light – you know hoping to get out of the charge on some MONTANA Fishburne shit….or more approrpriate like a single mother hooker working the streets on a slow night trying to be extra appealing to the random men driving around looking for a tranny while their wife is at home with their sick kid and they just need a release…you know like most tranny fuckers do..

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2017

04

May

Holly Graves Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Holly Graves has a super cute name…because dying is a part of life, without dying you can’t live, what does it all mean, it means that this is another girl willing to get naked in photoshoots to have slutty content for istagram – to generate some kind of following in the most low hanging fruit way that works…

There will always be a steady stream of eager to get naked or half naked showing off body pussy until I’m in my grave….

So Holly Graves…a reminder of what’s to come….in more ways than one…

That’s the slogan I wrote for her..you know cuz I’m a “creative”….

I like her cameltoe….

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2017

04

May

Charlotte Flair is Ric Flair’s Daughter and here are her Tits of the Day

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Wooooooooooooooo!

“I’m Ric Flair! The Stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin’ n’ dealin’ son of a gun! With a Daughter who is naked…..

AND…

Terrifying….

I guess she’s a wrestler…..a real hotty….a fetish….with weirdo titties

FUN

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2017

04

May

Miley Cyrus Makes a Comeback of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be a full of shit, poser, hipster being edgy….Disney kid, just pulling off nonsense to try to sell product, mocking what was going on in the world…and re-branding the candy-coated version of it…

But she still showed her tits, and bush, and all that other stuff to connect with her fns, to be edgy, to send some message and it influenced a lot of young girls to follow her lead and get topless, and naked and grow bush – my favorite – while being edgy, or bringing an aesthetic to the mainstream that was a little sleazy, a little porn, a little creep…all colorful and magical….

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2017

04

May

Sara Jean Underwood Chasing Waterfalls of the DAy

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Sara Jean UNderwood doesn’t listen to those cunts at TLC…not the CHANNEL, she’d listen to them, you can tell she’s eager to get her own TV show…

I’m talking Lisa Left Eye Lopez who said not to chase waterfalls, and look where it go her…

DEAD!

Exactly, so do what Sara Jean Underwood does…and chase some fucking Waterfalls…in the freezing Oregon weather…half naked because that’s why people are tuning into the whole nature walks she takes us on.

I dig it.

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2017

04

May

Hot Girl Masturbating at Walgreens and Other Videos of the Day

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Every Girl on Instagram with their Janky Lip Injections

Sex on the School Building

Man in Amsterdam Eats Pepperspray

School Bus Captures Rollover Crash

Dude and his Hot Wife Get Kicked Off a Delta Flight

Man Beats Birdnapper – Birdnapper is an actual Word…

More Montana Fishburne Arrest Tapes – So Good

Baby Birds Eaten By Snake

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2017

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Negotiating with sugar babies you don’t ever plan on hiring as your sugar baby is always a total waste of fucking time, but for some reason, a reason I call women are greedy, lazy pigs who think they deserve to get paid to just hang out and fuck, yet they don’t want you to sexualize them or expect them to stay home in the goddamn kitchen, but instead will post naked pics, all trying to get paid…because it is empowering…I mean that and Tinder…I find myself doing it anyway….

Today, I got a girl from 1000 a week to 150 a week…

Colbert Does the Daily Show – because it is the Only thing that Worked for Him..
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Drunk College idiots of the Day
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Active Self Protection Lesson – of the Day
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Ashley James and her Big TIts She Uses To Get Attention – Complains about how Men Objectify her – because Bitch Objectifies her damn self…
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THe Hamlin Sisters Worth Fucking
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Johnny Depp – Cheater
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Brad Pitt is a Sober Pussy cuz a Woman Made Him Do It…Pussy
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The Evolution of Chris Pratt or as I like to Call Him Christ Pratt – for you to Jerk off To
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Danny DeVito White Face
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Tom Cruise – Gay as Fuck Pic of the Day
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2017

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls are such hypocrites on so many levels, from being inconsistent on traditional gender roles, yet loving the idea of staying home all day doing nothing, like a Houseweife…which I spoke about earlier…to more important things like eating ass..

You see I have never met a girl who didn’t want her ass licked or liked her ass lick, but 99 percent of girls who I have offered to eat their ass and they’ve said yes, because they like their ass licked…refuse to lick my ass back….

So they are takers not givers…and say “eww gross”..and sure I’m disgusting..but 99 percent of the time, so are they…what type of girl do you think is entertaining me eating their ass…a pretty fucking gross one…but not gross enough to eat my ass…

The world..unfair…cuz of women.

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When YOu Don’t Know how an Escalator Works
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Kendall Looking Haggard with Kermit – Which is Fitting Since her Family are Muppets
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The Hamlin Sisters are the Future of Hadids
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Zendaya Nip Slip
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Katy Perry in Weird Lingerie
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Hailee Steinfeld is Banging Two Dudes / If You Consider Bieber a Dude…
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Drake Got Another Woman Pregnant
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Brad Pitt on a Media Tour – Talking About his Drinking
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Brazilian Security Guard Assassination on CCtv
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Behind the Scenes of Alien Covenant
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The Dark Tower Trailer…
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Johnny Depp and ALL Actors are Fed Lines
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Youtuber Loses Custody of His Kids Because of Youtube….Prank?
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Mariah Carey in a Slutty Dress
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Better Pics of Mariah Carey Big TIts
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The Chemistry of Whiskey Distillation
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Ken Doll Hair Fetish
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Sofia Vergara Has Big Tits
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When KARMA Gets You
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Chloe Sevigny Has Big Tits
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Burt Bacharachs House
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Melania Trump Liked an Anti Trump Tweet
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Star Wars Sound Design – Interesting…
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Paris Jackson Weird Upskirt
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Miley’s New Random Household Inane Tattoo
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Alexa Chung Deep V
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Just reading a Book with her Vagina Filled with a Vibe – Like an Intellectual
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Hot Ass Jiggle Shooting Guns
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Miriam Gonzalez Stripping at the Pool Table
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Kaia Gerber is a Pre-Pubescent Girl in Leggings that Her Mom WHores Out
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Lesbians Eatin’ THe Pussy
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Super Aggressive Masturbator
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Topless Anastasia in Lingerie
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Some Naked Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Dildo Stuck in Ass of the Day
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