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2017

02

Mar

Bella Thorne Topless and Transparent Nipples Sticking Her Tongue Out in Bed of the Day

Bella Thorne finally posted up some tits to her snapchat, which was barely her tits but still her tits….thanks to being a ginger has transparent nipples….good thing she got a nipple ring so that you can find what you’re looking for….

I’ve banged girls with see through nipples before and one of them had inverted nipples…so there was like nothing there…closes thing to a barbie doll ever…not as magical as you’d expect…since I like nursing…

I really would have preferred her big topless reveal to be more iconic, exciting, and not lying down – so that I can see how perky her youthfulness is….laying down is the 50 year old tactic to look less like her nipples are knees….are Bella Thornes tits just push up bras…the LIES…i need TRUTHS…

I’m having a hard time looking past her gangrene chest….because skin rash on sensitive skins that get all rashy….makes shit a little less erotic….in what is hardly erotic…but is more a young girls like people seeing their nipples – desexualizing them – but not for you – cuz you’re a pervert…and so am I…

I guess we should celebrate these young girls – and their youthful tits in bed with friends showing tits…

Edgy…

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2017

02

Mar

Nicole Kidman Robot Nipple of the Day

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Nicole Kidman has been a naked actress for a long time, she’s done all kind of nudes, I’ve seen her fire crotch, she pulled this classic pale skin beauty and I’m still convinced Tom Cruise killed the original Nicole Kidman, made a robot version of her at the Celebrity Centre for Scientologists, and that this model may be falling apart, but still has the 10 inch dick attachment she screws into her carbon fibre pubic bone…

This is her in a scene from a movie where she plays a cam girl, or a sexter, who gets raped…or something – you probably don’t need to see…another EDGY performance from our leader and original ginger queen….and you can see some nipples…and ass…always great times, even though she’s in her 50s….in theory…reality is her robot was created probably 15 or 20 years ago…and gets serviced regularly because rich people don’t worry about the cost of parts…if anything it becomes a hobby and place to spend their money…

I find these hot….in a very weird way but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…or a Robot but am dying to….I used to be terrified of them….(gingers and robots) and even when they have hands like this weird clapper…that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…I want more….

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2017

02

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin gets the hang with the cool kids, I mean that has been her whole tactic her entire career – that is hardly a career and is more a rich and famous dad – putting her in the same location as other rich kids in LA…..

NOW she is part of the exclusive crew of girls – who are “legit” models naked in a porn magazine that re-branded as a naked model site and it works…people post the fuck out of these pics – because we like when models are naked, but also when rich kids trying to be models are naked, and when anyone is fucking naked…and I get to look because naked is wonderful….

I didn’t find all the pics yet, so I can’t tell if she’s got a pussy with a clit that looks like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at us….knowing her – she probably didn’t put the pussy out there, her parents are christians…that’s not how Christians do things, instead they act like vapid money grubbing superficial and narcissistic cunts…showing off their naked or half naked bodies for more followers than JESUS…because they are the mesiah…in their minds…and it feels good when they have everything else in their life…

Here are her pics…NOT naked….because she’s a fucking scam and does everything wrong.

: thefappening.so

Here’s some of her social media insta stories to let you into how big of a useless cunt she is….

A Quote from her momma…

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2017

02

Mar

Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day

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WOW….girl must have lost her mind- or must be out of money – or must be desperate for some media attention so she’s stripping down into a bikini…and really, crazy or drugged out or not…she looks fucking awesome…

She’s been fat, she’s been half dead, she’s been a fucking mess for so fucking long…and seeing her doing such a low level campaign makes me think I have a chance of mananging her – or at least promising her great things that she’ll believe because she’s at rock bottom…and if this is rock bottom…I’m into it…becauase she looks fucking awesome, is humbled….imagine having been on a TV show and this is your life…HILARIOUS…

She’s either photoshopped to shit, botoxed to shit, or just bloated and I love it.

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2017

02

Mar

Scarlett Johansson in Ghost of a Shell Poster of the Day

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Blockbuster queen, who probably should have been left doing low budget Indie movies, instead of becoming this massive star who can’t act….is still a fetish to dudes everywhere who just find her really hot, a natural beauty, amazing…all because they can’t get over the past and move the fuck on…

She’s old, she’s not a hot young actress I want to see doing anything hot or young, and yet she’s booking blockbusters…like Ghost of a Shell or whatever the fuck this is, it’s nerd videogame shit that I don’t really understand or care to understand…

I just know that the shell is whatever they are trying to present at SCARJO….it’s seems like CGI, you know, turning her into some kind of videogame…because the mom aged, too rich and famous to give a fuck, movie companies trying to fill seats using names…doesn’t look anything like this…I mean..it looks like a fucking cartoon, which is also something you jerk off to so – let’s merge it all together and have some Cartoon Johansson for the real socially awkward weridos…right…

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2017

02

Mar

Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day

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DUDE…..BRO….HOMEBOY….this is hilarious..

I mean fat girls pretending to be models is hilarious on it’s own….even funnier…fat girls pretending to be baywatch girls…I mean in the 90s…this shit would be fucking passed around and viral and the fat girls so happy to be part of the joke – because it was the only way they’d get work…throw a fat chick in a bikini – PUNCHLINE….

OR….throwing the fat girl out there for the black dudes who love fat chicks, even more when they are white….like Ashley Graham’s husband…it’s the only body that fits their big black dicks…and it’s some baseline human instinct that they can breed…but the problem with that black guy loving white fat chicks…is it gives them ego…

Leading to Ashley Graham, who is an actual model, paid lots of money to be a fat chick, like “eat more, we need to relate to America”….despite it being proven to kill and the WORST message ever. It’s like if your friends jump off the bridge, jump with them to sell them product…

So her career..is a legit thing, a fucking joke to me, but a legit thing…that she is milking and not just because she wants every last drop of anything caloric…but because why the fuck not..cash in

But it’s still hilarious…but her ass is pretty fucking wonderful and part of me wants to reverse birth myself…into her womb and I’d fit….

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2017

02

Mar

Bella Hadid – Tranny? Naw..She’s too Big of a Cunt of the Day

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I’ve seen her tits, but haven’t seen her pussy, and until I do…I’m calling tranny.

These rich people are freaks….and their parents would go as far as to turn their little boy into a girl to get her famous as fuck – without releasing their dirty little rich person secrets….

Here she is on the RUNWAY with her sister looking like pure tranny shit..

But she’s probably not a tranny, but rather just some brat who gets her face injected with shit at 20….not realizing she’s going to look like a fucking monster by 40….if she lives that long and doesn’t die of a drug overdose from this glam life, broken childhood, and lame existence…that she thinks is so fucking cool cuz it’s all fancy and shit…

GARBAGE….

She’s in France….with a bunch of other rich cunts that people will say are part of the zeitgeist…because the masses….with other rich kids, Jenners, Baldwins and that Big Busty Cami Marrone chick…

So here they are at bottle service….being all edgy….

Kendall getting her ass slapped….

While Hailey’s SUcking Phone like cock…

This is what the kids look up to, rich cunts getting richer, being VIP…the world is fucking doomed…

Here’s GIGI HADID’s nipple on the RUNWAY because she’s a legit model….doing legit model things….like walking on the runway showing some nipple…that I don’t think deserves it’s own post…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Joelle Lombardi Is the Fucking Future of the DAy

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Here’s a Steven Klien shoot for Interview magazine…of some bodybuilder named Joelle Lombardi – you can follow her ON INSTAGRAM because she’s fucking amazing….

Sure, female bodybuilders freak me out….they look like men…but there’s somehting erotic about knowing he can take you the fuck down. I used to go to this strip club where two female body builders worked to probably make steroid money…and shit was fucking terrifying at the time, they’d do pull ups on the bars and crazy weird pole tricks…the worst…one had great clown like implants and I couldn’t figure it out…I hated it, I found humor in it, I was uncofortable with the size of her clit….but all these laters…I miss it, I feel like I didn’t give it a chance…and this JOELLE LOMBARDI in her fashion shoot is wonderful throwback to those days…

The pics are also fuckign awsome – so that helps….and yes…I am fucking terrified of her…mainly her back…cuz her legs are still lean and decent…works for me…

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2017

02

Mar

Samantha Gradoville and Flavia Lucini for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..ASHLEY GRAHAM and every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..

Flavia Lucini is some other model who has done VICTORIA’s SEcret back in 2012…yes she still EXISTs…and is in LUI magazine getting naked like all the girls trying to matter…

And the video:

LUI magazine – David Bellemere from MAD AGENCY PARIS on Vimeo.

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2017

02

Mar

Selena Gomez Still Lives Round Up of the Day

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I randomly ended up on Selena Gomez’s instagram page despite having forgotten her existence, even though she’s the most followed slut on instagram….

I forgot she existed after the rehab…and has a hard nipple, no bra, probably breast implant, in a tank top…rocking a Botoxed face, looking kinda hot, in a broken rich girl who has mental issues thanks to being a puppet to finance her parents, coddled by everyone around her…..

Your favorite thing about little Selena is that she fills the void and her vagina with massive penis…that breaks her soul, sends her to rehab, because she’s pretty fucking broken…GOOD TIMES..

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