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2023

28

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS aren’t necessarily what is for dinner, they are too busy feeding and bathing the kids before finding some time to get a fuck in, or to take some nudes when the kids finally go to sleep…

However MILFS are potentially who you ask “what is for dinner”, because their whole appeal is that they do mom shit and you never had a mom or had a mom who was too overbearing and the idea of dating a mom is hot to you, even if her kids aren’t your kids, and even if she’s not a very good mom because she moonlights as a whore when the kids are in bed….or worse, fucks guys like you for fun….

Here are some MILFS….not being very TRADITIONAL in an era of TRAD WIFE having a much needed and wonderful comeback….

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2023

28

Aug

Coco Showing Ass of the Day

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Coco Austin is a familiar ass….she was “lingerie model” at least according to her official origin story, but I think she started off as a stripper, met a famous rapper, pretended she wasn’t a stripper, despite her body being one of a stripper, and really her behavior one of a stripper, who managed to crawl out of the strip club, to live a life of luxury as a rapper’s wife…but what the fuck do I know..

At 44, she’s still building the content around her silly ass, obviously it’s something ICE T is into her doing, because she’s a mother, he’s rich as shit, and the money off OnlyFans made or other projects where she is whoring her 44 year old ass is not necessary, but it gives him something to be turned on by, like some cuck shit….without the actual cuck…but with the attempt to make dude want to fuck your wife being the cuckolding.

Her ass is ridiculous in the g-string, but I support a bitch who never gives up even though she can give up, maybe should give up, because she’s still got big ass to give and she’s giving it…

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Posted in:Coco|Coco Arquette

2023

28

Aug

Lily Chee Thong Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Lily Chee is, but apparently she was discovered at 10 years old…creepy….at a soccer game by her agent….creepy….who is still her agent….I think this is the same premise to Celine Dion’s affair with her now dead husband who mortgaged his house and left his family for the child…but that could just be hearsay…

She’s a youtuber, an infleuncer, a brand whore, an actor for netflix shows, NBC shows and the world is her fucking oyster so she likes to draw more attention to that fact, or to herself, or to her own OYSTER by posting sleazy bikini pics from a luxury vacation pretending that she’s not doing it shamelessly for engagement but for the high concept people….the thong is for fashion influencing motherfuckers…now be influenced..

I like the white bikini for the sheerness when wet and for the braveness in not caring if she shits herself or gets her period or has other weird discharge that would shine through….so empowering….no wonder 1.6 million people tune in to see her in CAPRI Italy.

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2023

28

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may hate medical workers since COVID because they pushed the propaganda and lie around COVID to make themselves feel like they were heroes or important. Maybe they were bribed with bonuses, or maybe it was the fear of losing their job since everyone was being censored, but the majority of these people signed onto the bullshit that COVID was killing people, and it was all just a big fucking farce, since it miraculously went away for the summer. only now it’s back….so yeah, fuck those people…

However, I did alway see nurses as the prostitutes of the medical industry, mainly because most strippers I had lap dances from were in nursing school, figuring that they could land a permanent lap dance client in the form of a rich doctor if the tits were used right.

In these parts, a lot of the medical workers have the fake tits, the fillers and injections in the face, and they look like fit, hot bodied girls in scrubs covered in bacteria that almost doesn’t gross you out enough to want to dive into those anti-biotic resistant bacteria you know live in their cunts…

I also don’t hate that medcial workers since COVID realized they could keep up the hype around themselves by selling nudes, when there’s staff shortages, they won’t fire you for ethical things like selling pussy online in your spare time, all while being supported and praised by dudes who otherwise can’t tip them in the hospital system, because they don’t have forced tip payment machines like they do at all retail stores now…

The medical worker, still shining….as they get ready for the next pandemic that will ruin our lives..

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

28

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Ass on the Beach of the Day

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I was sent this content last week from a perverted friend of mine, I went to Daddario’s instagram and I didn’t see it there, and figured she’s about as exciting as a wet napkin on the corner of the floor that you’ve already fucked way too many times and it’s just sort of sperm filled papier-mache you plan on making a pinnata out of…but since you can form that wet napkin into any shape you want, including a pocket pussy, the wet napkin is hotter than Daddario….

So yeah, I didn’t bother looking for it or posting it, but after a weekend of sitting on the images of the 40 year old long torso actress who sucks at acting, but who has giant tits, not showing off the giant tits, but rather putting focus on her fat ass, that’s not as dumpy as you’d think at her age, probably because she’s a celebrity and it’s still a vain and superficial industry where a bikini body is needed when you’re cast for your tits….

I guess this her doing some influencer bullshit on the beach, a dramatic walk into the tropical sea, where she doesn’t get eaten by sharks, maybe too old to have a period to draw in the sharks, and the whole thing offends me for the lack of tit.

When tit are all ya got, use the tits as part of your influencer programming to stay relevant to keep the castings around the tits and the fan boys who like the tits coming….

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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario

2023

28

Aug

Hailey Bieber Wet Ass of the Day

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If you’ve ever wondered what a ballsack turned into a vagina squeezed into a wet bikini, here it is.

Hailey Beiber is Justin Beiber’s wife, he’s a known faggot therefore it makes perfect sense that she was born with a dick…

She is also Brazilian, or her mom is, which is the hub of tranny porn, and they’ve been on the trans thing for a lot longer than most cultures, AIDS from Brazilian tranny porn shut down the porn industry with an AIDS scare more than once. RIP LARA ROXX….I don’t think she died, it’s not a life sentence, but I am old and like to draw on past experiences…

Hailey Beiber creeps me out, not only because her hard face looks like Justin, but because she was clearly a teen boy jerking off to her TEEN BEAT magazine before becoming the “fake” model she became to LURE that fucker in thanks to being the best behaved groupie…

Tranny or not, she probably isn’t, but it’s fun to pretend she is and not because I jerk off to tranny porn, I’ll still stare at her ass crying for attention like the days it was her only HOLE….because Tranny or not, she was a Christian and Christians do anal before marriage to remain pure before their Christ..

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Posted in:Hailey Bieber

2023

28

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I laugh at two kinds of people in the grocery store, those who wear N95 masks or any mask really, especially when they are young people, because COVID never came and went, it was never here to begin with….and no matter how hard they push it on us, and no matter how many people sign onto that bullshit, I’m going to stand firm in the belief that it’s a fucking scam….

The other kinds of people I laugh at at the grocery store, who are usually the same people are the non dairy eating motherfuckers buying OAT MILK, or ALMOND MILK, or SOY MILK, like that shit is any better than the dairy from the cow tit.

This is not endorsed by the Dairy Farming Community, or part of a GOT MILK campaign, since we don’t do that whole advertiser thing here, poverty allows me to excel at my craft through anger and starvation…..however, it is a reminder that the non-dairy eaters out there, who are against mammal dairy, are by definition against human dairy….and that’s too bad, since it comes out of engorged tits…

That’s a whole product-line I’d be more than happy to put my overalls on to farm….

I’ve always sexualized milk filled tits, only because they are the tits you get seen pulled out in public, and they are still tits, even though tits doing what they were designed to do shouldn’t be all that exciting, but then you can say pussy taking your cock shouldn’t be exciting either, since it’s doing what it’s supposed to be doing, and sure it’s not exciting to the person you’re doing it to, since she’s likely napping or sedated, but it’s exciting to you and in this self absorbed world…THAT IS ENOUGH!

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend, get out there and creep on some tits, or ass….because summer is almost over and you MUST take advantage of the current societal norms when it comes to fashion and shameless sensual dressing….

You don’t need to sexualize random women in your imagination, they do it for you in their outfit choices so make it count…

Make some young sluts who dress like sluts but who think it’s just how girls dress know that they are sluts by creeping on the perv style.

These people like to think old dudes don’t jerk off to them, in their bubble of delusion only guys they want jerking off to them jerk off to them, but do you part in reminding them that gross perverts they don’t realize or don’t want jerking off to them can still jerk off to them by jerking off to them, or by staring them in the tit as they walk by to the point in which they feel uncomfortable….

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2023

25

Aug

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits Are Out of the Day

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Jesus Sophie Mudd…save some tit for the rest of the sluts out there….my god, these bad boys are retarded….almost even a birth defect, sure the best birth defect a girl can have besides a tiny vagina hole to fit your tiny penis, but far better than a port-wine stain, a missing limb, some hermaphrodite shit, midgetness, lobster hands….you know…

Her birth defect is marketable as shit since it’s monster tits, but I guess all birth defects are marketable as hit in this era of inclusivity and influencers for everything from female male pattern baldness, to that cow printed model, to obesity, to armlessness….but big tits are BETTER!

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2023

25

Aug

Britney Spears Red Lingerie Insanity of the Day

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The recently GETTING divorced body double who is pretending to be Britney Spears so hard that we’ve all accepted that this is what an aged Britney would look like, gap tooth and all, is at it again…

She’s stripped down for a dance video to push the narrative that she’s not actually dead, but rather just a crazy person, always int eh same room, probably in front of a green screen, since it’s always the same fucking angle….where the top tier pop star, a really TRAINED professional busts out some shitty an awkward dance moves….

This is Britney Spears dancing in her thong…..looking like a crackhead 50 year old woman with no dance skills doing her best Britney Spears…so I’m of the school of thought that that AINT Britney…

I’ll still look at the old crazy tits and thong ass and buy into the lie, but it just doesn’t add up…and who really cares…

Here’s an old dance compilation for some contrast!