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2023

25

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

I have been hearing all this COVID bullshit being propagandized on the people plugged into the matrix, ready for the programming to tell them what to do, and it’s working…

I’ve seen so many masks in the grocery store and on the street, people scared of air thinking that’s the way to save them from a fake as fuck pandemic.

I’ve seen bitches on instagram crying about having their 5th bout of COVID despite having 5 shots, ready to promote the next round of shots, even though it seems like 5 COVID bouts with 5 vaccines means shit doesn’t work….BUT IMAGINE IF I WASN’T VACCINATED they say…

So I’ll assume they’ll try to push the VACCINE passports again, to alienate a group of people from services like bars, restaurants, home depot…

I just hope in their year of not having restrictions, they’ve become more sophisticated in their tracking and rolling out TOTAL CONTROL OF THE POPULATION like the dystopia we live in…by adding some On/Offs…

YOU MUST SHOW ME YOUR NAKEDNESS UNDER YOUR OUTFIT TO ACCESS THIS STORE…..bitch…because that’s the kind of RESTRICTIONS we needs.

Luckily, some girls do the work to get the NAKEDNESS UNDER THEIR CLOTHING out there for us to see in contrast to their outfits, which is the basic premise of me looking at girls on the street saying “I wish I’d see her naked”….and probably why it’s a successful fetish.

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2023

25

Aug

Dua Lipa Topless of the Day

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Dua Lipa, the TikTok songstress who I think was human trafficked from her Native Albania and trained to be this pop sensation she became on the international level, because it makes her storyline more interesting….

I’ve heard all kinds of stories about communism, where they’d take a kid who was promising as a specific athlete in a specific sport and put him into hard training for that sport until he won Olympic golds….

I’ve also heard that those kids in their specific training programs for their specific sports were fed steroids which would explain why Russian women athletes of the 90s looked like they had cocks…

Anyway, it wouldn’t be that far fetched that a top performer was planted there for use to see, rather than that she grew from an IG following, but what do I know other than that she’s holding her tits.

Since there’s no nipple, it’s not a real topless pic, so DUA LIPA can go fuck herself, at least it’d be more interesting to watch that this artsy bullshit..

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2023

25

Aug

Jenna Jameson Bikini of the Day

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You know what the world needs more of….Jenna Jameson…

She’s a legend and at 40-something, she still brings it….

She was an early money maker with her membership site she sold to Playboy for 100 million dollars or some shit, where she’d do one fuck scene a month for that 100 million dollars….

She has since gone crazy, but you’d have to be crazy to have been a fixture in the adult world back when she was, which was back when it meant something.

The girls then weren’t just lazy pigs chasing clout, doing fuck scenes 2 times a day for clout, selling nudes on existing platforms….the girls back then had to be fearless, or crazy, because it wasn’t seen as cool or classy or marketable….People would shun you for your involvement in porn, blacklisted from society, but welcomed in the gutter industry that was porn.

Now they treat you like a legit celeb and legit celebs are doing member sites, they feed you ad deals and podcast views….making her a hell of a lot more interesting, daring, edgy, exciting than these soft spoiled porn chicks of this era….

So I support recent lesbian married Jenna in all her bikini glory, all dinosaur-like, but a symbol of the good days of porn, not the best days of porn but the better than the the close-up face fucking days we’re in…thanks to the TUBE sites…

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2023

25

Aug

Kendall Jenner Boring Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know if MOM-AGER KRIS KRINGLE JENNER is responsible for the shameless posts these girls put out to the internet on the semi-regular basis…

I just know that MOM-AGER KRIS KRINGLE JENNER is responsible for the Kim K sex tape and all that happened with it, which basically allowed them to be the people they ended up being, billionaires based on a mediocre at best fuck tape….wild….

I have had conversations with people within the adult industry who were involved in the release of the sex tape as well as people in the public relations business who were involved in the spinning of the story to maximize the exposure and bother said KRIS KRINGLE JENNER was involved in every step of the way, not necessarily a genius, but a solid whore who knows how to polarize whoredom….which is important.

So these girls were all raised by a skilled whore, so they either naturally know how to whore as part of their GENETIC code, or they’ve been trained, but like clockwork, when things get slow, they strip down.

Kendall, not the most interesting person in the world, but definitely the best looking Kardashian / Jenner has that thin body, big hipped body, little tit body and I’m not saying she’s hot, but she’s not fat and she’s a whore and she’s rich so she could be worse….she could be KIM….that would be worse..instead she’s rich from Kim taking dick in some boring ass sex tape….

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2023

25

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I heard that one of the latest hipster trends, not that hipsters even exist anymore, everyone has sort of morphed into one weird streetwear street style website picture, because instagram is VERY fucking influential to the retard hive mind and these motherfuckers are basically all the same fucking thing…

But yeah, I heard that along with Bass Pro Shop hats, cut off shirts, crazy pants and mullets where bros are getting PERMS to pull off with a level of irony….dudes are now rocking male mom jeans, which I guess are some high waisted, high crotch you’d see on a girl, making her ass look huge and 80s, but on a dude.

I do not know if that means men are also wearing granny panties, but these chicks are, so its’ possible in a low testosterone trans filled society….

Is the thong dead, are the cheesy thong girls being replaced with lazy big bushed granny panties, who cares, it’s not about the underwear it’s about ripping off the underwear, that’s the point…and here are some full-backs.

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2023

25

Aug

Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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In this era of tranny, I am pretty into staring at pussy definition, I mean I always was, but it’s actually so important in this era…

Whether in athletic pants or shorts, jeans pulled up into the cunt, or bikinis if I’m lucky….I do. a cameltoe post on the regular and I do a tight pant post which is basically a cameltoe adjacent post on the regular because the fatness of a pussy lip excites me more than a braless tit or cleavage….

This cameltoe or pussy definition fetish means that I embrace all biological pussy, even if it’s on a girl who’s made her face look tranny with the injections since it didn’t start off cute, I am non discriminatory, even though not all pussy definition is created equally…

So here’s Miley’s ugly sister showing minor toe and its better than a set of balls with a wig on, so I’ll take it.

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2023

25

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I saw some viral story that a Marlin worth 1,000,000 dollars and that weight 900 pounds was caught at a fishing tournament in New Jersey, which was really impressive.

I don’t think any of these fish that have been caught up in their fishnets are worth anywhere near that, but then again OnlyFans raked in 6 billion dollars last year and that would mean that some of these ladies producing lewd content are making the millions…

I just know that any girl I’ve seen in fishnets is worth 10 dollars a song, or less, maybe a hot bowl of soup and a shower on a cold winter night since it’s better then spending the night on the streets….

Which makes these fishnets less lucrative than New Jersey Fishing tournament Fishents, but probably easier to jerk off to, unless you get that 1,000,000 dollars from selling the fish and use it to pay whores to fuck you…but you get what I mean..

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2023

25

Aug

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

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CAMILA CABELLO CLEAVAGE…exciting for the fat rich hispanic girl titty lovers out there….

Camila Cabello is a Cuban refugee who was luckily born to a Mexican father who was living in Cuba and able to escape Cuba for Mexico before making her way to Miami by climbing the border wall with her mom, or crossing the border river with her mom, before getting on a Greyhound to Miami where they laid low and potentially used other people’s social security numbers before finding a way to sell her off to the entertainment industry so that she could have that AMERICAN DREAM she deserved, but that actual native Americans don’t deserve because they are too fat, broke and lazy to get where they need to go…

Unless all that’s just bullshit and she was undocumented because she was created in a lab at DISNEY before they created the FIFTH HARMONY group that allowed her to have her SOLO career…

Doesn’t really matter, since she’s here, she dates queers and she’s got her tit slipping out of shirt….

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2023

25

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I know that when I see FEMINIST in some chick’s bio, I write them off as some indoctrinated retard that I want nothing to do with because I know they are just so brainwashed that they must be obese blue haired cat owners who are totally unfuckable and think of themselves as THEYS/THEMS.

I saw some bullshit propaganda on Reddit about girls ranting about the men they hate who have taken the “red pill”, apparently because it is part of the fabricated “Man-o-sphere” where the men are misogynists who objectify women and want them to both be hot and dedicated to taking care of the house doing women things like cooking, cleaning, laundry, which almost seems like a fucking lie to me.

I thought taking the red pill meant that you were aware that everything is a fucking stage, the world is designed to benefit a handful of people, and we are plugged into the matrix of working and paying these scumbags our taxes on everything they tax, slaves to the wage, to debts, to mortgages, to pandemics, inflation, climate change lies, gender and sexuality lies, because we buy into the lie as the other group of blood sucking satanists improve their elite selves by doing things like wildfires and pushing climate agendas and wars and other shit none of us care about, but are puppets forced to partake or fund these things…..

Anyway..they are trying to say that the red pill is men who “swallow” the red pill believe the oppression of women is a myth, men are socially disenfranchised, and men and women are inherently different. Consequently, this line of thinking devolves into hateful, violent, and incel-esque ideology.

When the red-pill is really figuring out that all this is a fucking scam and that we aren’t actually free, but if we did realize we were free, we could all get together and fight the oppressor no matter what are race, color, faggotry is…

So yeah, girls who identify as FEMINISTS are like girls who read BUZZFEED articles about the red pill and I don’t want to associate these hot braless chicks or the braless movement with that shit, when bralessness should be celebrated because it allows me to basically see full tit through shirt on strangers when I leave the house, which last time I checked was a fucking gift.

So feminists are bad news, internet hive mind retards, where as braless chicks are amazing, so here’s some bralessness.