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Camila Cabello Gets Slutty in Selfies of the Day

Charli XCX Tits and No Pants with Some Cake and Latch-On Friends of the Day

Christina Aguilera Big Old Lady Tits of the Day

TikTok Star Addison Rae and her Friends Wear Short Shorts to Charli XCX’s Birthday of the Day

The Paparazi Don’t Get a Shot of Elizabeth Olsen’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

2017

Apr

Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day

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I like seeing hot model bitches you’ve never heard of because they aren’t quite famous yet, but they are trying to get there and all it takes is a good music video or porn tape or seires of titty pics to get there – because that’s how the world works – get naked for followers – but never admit you’re doing it for that purpose – pretend it is empowering. GOOD FOR BUSINESS….

I also like when those model bitches you’ve never heard of are eating burgers and fries because I know it’s their one meal of the week, or maybe it isn’t even a mean and she went and puked it up, or maybe she eats like this daily but won’t be fat due to genetics, since she’s named BERIT…we can assume she’s first generation American from Minnesota..

But I really like…when their tits are out…like Berit’s tits…that are out…and have been out before – but never too many tits is what my granny always told me and my granny was always right…

Edgy.

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2017

Apr

Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day

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Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her….

Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes…

It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker…

So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version…

She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay…

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2017

Apr

Bella Hadid is a Model in a Magazine of the Day

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In case you weren’t a believer that BELLA HADID was a model…and you just assumed that BELLA HADID was a rich kid, with an older sister who is also a rich kid, and a mom who is a fame whore reality TV star, who shamelessly wanted attention so bad she did some show about vapid rich housewives…while her other stepsons did some other reality show and her other stepdaughters did another reality show…in the whole LA scene is some incestuous, vortex from hell of these vain egotistical rich people sucking each other’s dicks while having this superiority complex that gets them hired by idiot brands trying to get a piece of that action…making them all more money….

Here’s the Sunday Times Fashion Insert proving she’s a model…because they don’t just feature vapid rich kids that aren’t even that hot…they feature vapid rich kids that aren’t that hot but that tricked the world into thinking they are models….

That’s how journalism works…they’d never lie to us…meaning Bella Hadid is REAL..just look how she poses – how could that be a lie…

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2017

Apr

Lottie Moss is a Model Because Her Last Name is Moss of the Day

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I find it interesting that anyone can become a model nowadays – thanks to social media and a last name. You don’t need to have anything that makes you look like a model. You don’t need to be tall or sickly skinny or interesting looking. You just need those followers, that last name, a Half Sister with connections from being one of the most popular models, paving the way for you to scam your way into being a model, without having anything substantial about you….and it fucking works…because people are flimsy morons who don’t care about value or substance, and just take what’s given to them, or what they are told to take, because they are lazy minds, drones even, trained to double click photos, but not to push the boundaries of content or humanity to do interesting things…

I feel like I live on a Disney set….and funny enough on this Disney set is a hell of a lot of women far more amazing that Lottie Moss…and I like all women….yet they just don’t have the right last name or half sister to create them…..

I understand nepotism, keep the rich richer, but this inclusion is nonsense, it’s like this girl isnt’ hot enough to be a top model, why give her the job, cuz she asks? Put her in the office, or behind the scenes, or like a back-up dancer because she can’t actually sing…where singing is standing around and posing for the camera…

She’s not Kate Moss…but she can pretend she is because people hiring her apparently do.

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2017

Apr

Dude’s Dick Gets Stuck in a Woman’s Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Hops Off Moving Bus

Amy Schumer Freaks Out On Another Girl Calling her a Slut and Prostitute For Making Out with her Boyfriend

Cops Unload Clip on Utah Man who Apparently Has a Gun

Motorcycle Dude Catches on Fire

Woman Get Stabbed By Her Husband

Dutch Dude in Thailand Electrocutes Himself

Gas Station Clerk VS Gun

Dead Tourist After Bar Brawl

I Like When the Bull Wins

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2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking girls on Tinder to shit on you rarely gets a positive response….even if it comes from a frustrated place because only fat monsters swipe right on you…and often times…it is only 10 percent of the fat monsters on tinder….because even fat girls aren’t desperate enough for me…so when they come through, which is one match every few days, you have to bring your romance…or pretend you have a scat fetish…early on in the conversation to get it out of the way….and by it I mean the fat chick…who is only a keeper if she’s desperate to shit on a dude…because shitting on each other is fucking weird….unless you’re German…

Yes…that was my monday night…WELL spent apparently…productive and balanced life…and here are some stepLINKS…

Harrison Ford Gets Off for being a Pilot with Dementia
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The Weird Dude who Talks Backwards
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Ghost in the Shell Tanked…but I Paid 20 Dollars for this Garbage…Because I am so Not Mainstream
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Nicki Minaj – Edgy
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Crushing Stuff with the Hydraulic Press…
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King Arthur Legend Trailer
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J.Lo introduces A-Rod to her Mom
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Big Tits in a Bikini Top….
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Yng Thug as Historical Paintings
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight…I will attempt to get as many girls as possible to do the soft drink enema party trick that’s going viral….I figure strike while the iron is hot because all these people are such half retard drones with no opinion of their own…that it takes one viral stunt to make everything some kind of social norm….but then again, the only girls I talk to are all ready about this shit…I’ve been getting coke bottles in pussies since the 80s…I am just glad it is going mainstream…

That said…I am also glad that girls are wearing short skirts here…because winter is almost over…because with skirts comes me looking up skirts…to come….Here are some stepLINKS….

Ghost in the Shell – Is the Latest White Washed Piece of Shit
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Eden Sassoon – In a Bathing Suit…
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Naya Rivera and David Spade are Fucking in the Pool…
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Kelly Rowland – Bathing Suit Life…
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Sailboat Capsizing in Cali
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The MUMMMY – Official Trailer
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Salma Hayek – Slutty Tits
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Comparing Young Thug to Historical Paintings
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Maitland Ward’s huge Tit – Terrible April Fools Joke
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Amber Heard Practicing Fights for Some Movie
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Adrienne Bailon – TIGHT Cameltoe Pants
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The World’s Fastest Banjo Player is Great
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When You Mute the Music – The Rolling Stones are Creepy
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Guy Pretends to be a Kid When Calling Lamborghini
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Marnie Simpson Nipple
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Francesca Eastwood – TITS on the Beach
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Chloe Grace Moretz Face
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I find Happiness in Chimp Throws Poo At Grandma’s FAce
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Alec Baldwin Wants to Forget the Voicemail He Called His Daughter Ireland a Pig on…
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Brining Music to the Deaf
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Kendall Jenner – Shorts
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Courtney Cox – Bikini
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Hot British Slut in a Bikini in Dubai
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Soccer Erotica of the Day
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Weird Cartoons….
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Reptiles in Florida…
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Rita Ora White Panties
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Sarah Hyland Showing Some Bra
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Selena Gomez – Really Expensive House…
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John Legend is the Worst…Here he is Singing Gordon Ramsey Quotes
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Kaley Cuoco at Some Event
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Google GNOME
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Ashley James – Tits
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Dog Carries Other Dog in a Bucket
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Kim K – Tube Top Monster
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Wrestling Proposal
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Carrie Underwood in a Slutty Dress
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The Are Selling the 2008 DNC Speech at Auction
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Justin Trudeau Challenged Matthew Perry to a Fight
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Real Life Iron Man is a Joker with his Jet Packs
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Jasmine Tookes – Model
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Louis CK Trailer…
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Naked Yoga in NYC
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Masturbating Babe
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Superman THAT HO
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Rhian Sugden in Body Paint
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Some Model Showing TIT
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Broken Asshole of the Day
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Sidewalk Sex
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked Redhead
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Slippery Porn Slut
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Naked Nature Watch
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

Apr

Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days…

But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck…

Posted in:Courtney Cox|SFW

2017

Apr

Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

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I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video….

Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

Apr

Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day

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So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are….

Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot…

Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”…

But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right?

Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention…

TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE

She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18….

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