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2017

Apr

Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r

I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be…

So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them…..

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Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2017

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying…

Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one…

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2017

Apr

Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Rachel Hunter is no Christie Brinkley, but for anyone who is turning 47 like me will remember, when Rachel Hunter was at the top of her Sports Illustrated model game, she was the big one. She was the “Kate Upton”…you know sturdy, manly, not quite as famous but Rod Stewart married her because he historically is a bit dainty and likes manly women. She was not the busty delicate flower freak of nature of the petite frame…she was the tank…and that was at her prime, when estrogen still ran through her veins…so to assume she’s be anything but this shape at this age…she’s in her 60s…would have been wishful thinking on your part…in fact I was convinced she was going to be 300 pounds…but I guess her vanity…proved my genetic theory based on nothing scientific wrong….

Here she is all old and large…a fetish to some reliving the old days today….while I’m more the type of dude who relives the old dates with gooogle images..

Keep that shirt on….but the funny thing in all this is that she looks better than most college girls at Spring Break parties…and she does still have big tits…and we like big tits….they balance that belly…so maybe keeping the shirt off is the better strategy…

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2017

Apr

Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring….

Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days…

I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already…

But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes

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So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring….

Posted in:Dakota Johnson|SFW

2017

Apr

Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

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Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home…

Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it….

I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful….

So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end….

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

Apr

Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day

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I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist…

I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance….

I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better…

She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently…

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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

Apr

Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day

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Christina Milian is garbage…and I am not just saying that because she’s a black woman, color doesn’t factor into really anything I do…but people like to think that it does because they are basic and don’t understand there is more to calling a whore a whore than the color of her skin…..and my judgements are based on her being a mom in her 30s with a lot of fucking money – craving the ratchet stripper – Kim Kardashian life – for no real reason other than feeling like it’s something she can dominate, something she can really drive him, and have fun while making money in the process…and in every move she makes…she’s half naked, at a pool party, raging…not being a mom…because she likes being a stereotype…instead of breaking down stereotypes…however we all know she’s spin it…to being empowered or whatever…but the fact is she doesn’t need to be doing any of this yet she is…

I guess there’s something erotic in that…

Out in bikini pics, showing off tits, because you want to, not because you have to…maybe it is empowerment…WHO KNOWS….but there’s a bunch of them with they name branded tattoos together showing their mom asses….and I guess that makes for hanging out at a resort more fun…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

Apr

BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day

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I want you all to know, in the even that you were really concerned, that Bella Hadid had a relaxing weekend in what I assume was the motherland, my Motherland, not her motherland, Mexico…cuz she’s Palestinian and probably wouldn’t be there supporting Palestine, as all her employers are Jewish and she’s practically Jewish…and shouldn’t really be on the whole “down with the Jews” with her people…because she’s got money to make, and she’s so far removed from Palestine that it just makes for cool conversation to have when people ask why she’s brown-ish….and strapped with suicide bombs…

I mean…this girl is more valley girl than Anything, up on some Clueless shit, but less clueless than all the people who follow her, support her, think she’s hot or meaningful so brands continue to use her in campaigns….it makes zero fucking sense to me.

But she’s in a bikini, recharging from all that work of having to show up to have your picture taken – which feels good on the ego…and that’s a good enough distraction from everything else that’s relatively shit about her…which happens to be most things besides her inheritance and I guess now the money she’s banked for herself…instead of spreading it amongst people who need it – brands like throwing fuel in the rich person fire…disgusting….

There’s more…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

Apr

Gender Bending in a Gender Neutral Genderless we are All one Gender the Human Gender World of the Day

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So the world has agreed that gender is an abstract construct of modern man, and that Man and Woman doesn’t mean Man or Woman…like it did with traditional gender roles…and that if you have a penis you’re not necessarily a man, you have male genitals, but that doesn’t mean you’re a man and you can wear a dress…and if you are born with a vagina, that doesn’t mean you’re a woman, but rather you can live your life as a man, even though the idea of living your life as a man, when you have a vagina, or a woman as a man…after arguing about gender neutrality…is saying that traditional gender roles makes sense…they just shouldn’t be GENITAL based….

So as they take their hormones thanks to childhood trauma, or get their surgeries like psychos to be other genders, while saying we are all one gender, the human gender….and all these social justice warriors get on board and fight for their gender neutral rights…because they need something to champion….and stick their dirty entitled fingers in…

Instead of just letting people live whatever fucking life they want, who fucking cares if it’s weird or not, it doesn’t phase me….

I do like knowing if a homie’s got a pussy though, because I like to know if it’s gay if I fuck him after a few too many drinks…or none at all..but because vagina is good…because after watching this video – I think it may be….

Posted in:Videos

2017

Apr