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2017

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Magazine of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with ELSA HOSK doing some nude modeling like old times…without actually being nude…unlike old times…because I guess she is a mainstream promo model now…part of a roster of the evil brand…and her nude shoots must be calculated and planned…all part of a global strategy…and not just flagrant and excessive because people want to get her naked to promote their shit….even though she’s a nude model…

Not To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and ELSA HOSK made it into the evil brand before it was too late…at a late age…something like at 27…like a lottery win and there’s something magical in that…

The magazine is called Madame Figaro…

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2017

07

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with LINDSAY LOHAN in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive… despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bathing suit…and not YESTERDAY’s BURKINI…

She’s only 30, which is old, but not that old….but her body due to the years of abuse…looks bloated and broken and weird…a little fitness could do her some good…but instead she’s barrel bellied like a pug…the way I like my women….

Here she is…a gift to me…and a gift to all of you…

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2017

07

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Drinking Coffee of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Candice Swanepoel getting coffee…

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…you can’t live of be alive without knowing death in coming for us….and Candice, despite being alive, and looking pretty good for a young enough mom but an old enough model….her pussy probably died pretty badly in the birthing process…but I believe with the contract she has, she must rebuild it and bring it back to life….like it was JESUS this EASTER season…

INSPIRING>..

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2017

07

Apr

Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini….

What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit..

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2017

07

Apr

Sasha Grey at an Event of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Sasha Grey not participating in abuse porn at some event…..

I don’t like porn, and I don’t like porn stars, even though they let us watch them fuck on camera, I find them annoying, trashy, broken and disgusting…but I really don’t like when they try to intellectualize what they do – like it’s a feminist plight and not low hanging fruit to get audience and fill you void…we get it – you’re a woman and you’re celebrating your sexuality on your terms for a male owned and run company and agent…by being violated by dudes in some violent fucking ways that don’t teach the kids much but how to get violated by dudes in some violent ways…empowering you dummy…

I do like that she signed a morality clause for ENtourage and had to quit porn, her lifeline, only to try to get into movies as a legit actor, because it’s a new era and it is the time PORN can go mainstream because it is mainstream….

I am sure she’s been fucked by a lot of A Listers…which I guess is like being an A Lister herself….

I think a better version of Sasha Grey exists on a porn site…instead of this wholesome goth shit…she’s trying to polarize her gaping asshole videos with…garbage.

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2017

07

Apr

Brooke Shields Tits in a Slutty Top at an Event of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Brooke Shields….old as fuck in a lingerie top at an event to let you all know that she exists….

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Brooke Shields…despite being hot at 14 and pretty much being a very large and terrifying man for the rest of her existence…despite carrying TV shows and fucking pro athletes who we were forced to question their sexuality….is still alive..while dying…and for some reason…one I don’t understand…I find her hot in her 50s….her 20s to 50s a monster…but today….I’m vibing on her and that is fucking weird…

20 year olds, if you’re out there send nudes, this aging thing and lower testosterone is breaking my sense of hot or not…

I think it’s the wrinkles and the fact she hasn’t raped herself with BOTOX in a world where they are all raped with BOTOX…that must be it…natural…excites me even when it’s near death and melting..

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2017

07

Apr

Woman Caught with Pants Down and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman of the Day

Gang Blowing Up Machines

Naked on Drugs

Woman Crossing Crosswalk Taken Out….

Woman Nearly Hit a Train…

Couple in Public Sex

Race Horse Accident

Pick-up truck of the Day

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2017

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s my birthday and all I ask for is world peace….but then Trump starts the bombing….instead of giving them a pepsi….and more importantly, I see a couple of white trash welfare recipients outside the welfare housing project fighting and as I get closer…I notice the woman is calling the dude a bitch…and the dude is punching himself in the face saying “I said you can’t go wrong with Kentucky…YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH KENTUCKY”….whatever the fuck that means…but I assume it’s a chicken fight…and that’s when I realized everything in my life despite being so wrong…is perfectly alright…cuz the human condition and the human experience is so ridiculous and I don’t mind being on the sidelines observing….

That’s why it is so important for you to send nudes.

Send Nudes.

Thanks

Jimmy Kimmel Crying for Don Rickles
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Deathmatch Wrestling
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Giant Gummy Bear
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Lily Rose Depp is GOd
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Kelly Osborne is a Hero.
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Shia LaBeouf Kicked Out of a Deli
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Tupac Movie Trailer
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Sweetest Pit Bull Ever
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2017

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s my Birthday tomorrow…I am not one of those people who gets depressed about birthdays, there are way worse things in my life than my age, or me getting older. Sure it’s just a reminder that I am another year older with nothing to show for it, but on the flip side, I am amazed I am actually still alive…and more importantly, every year I get older, my creep factor increases exponentially…

It’s like why do I pretend I am 22 on TINDER, because I want to tell girls I’m the old creepy guy after getting nudes, like the INTERNET was meant to be….

I have a titty blog, something that is a dated concept sure, but the fact I still do it is hilarious…and every year I keep the site up…it is another year more pathetic…and I like that..

I mean I still find the damaged 20 year olds who like to hang the way I like to hang…and tonight…I get to get drunk with strippers…always reaffirming that even if you can’t get girls to hang…you can buy them….

Life is a wonderful gift, even if it is horrible and I try to self destruct consistently….

Here are some stepLINKS…

RIP Don Rickles. I’ve Seen Him Perform. He was Great….
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Old Whore Music Video of the Day
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I Call this Video the Kate Upton and Amy Schumer Porno
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Rat Cow in a Tank Top
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The Origin of Guitar Gently Weeps
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The House Where Tyra Lives
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Bella Hadid – Cleavage.
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Chris Evans and His Ex Jenny Slate – A Monster – Have an Awkward Reunion
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Man…
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ScarJo Poses with her Ex She Cheated On….
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Jameson’s History
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Giant Balloon Challenge
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TOVE LO – TIT FLASH
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Hilary Duff – Leggy on Set…
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Paris Hilton Not Dead – But She Should Be
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Very Polite Cats
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Jenny Jameson – MONSTER
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What Happens When Electricity Goes Through Water….Fascinating
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Chelsea Handler on Jennifer Anison
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Mischa Barton Firing Off Restraining Orders…
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Shia LaBeouf is Serious About French Fries
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Slut in a Bikini You’ve Never Heard Of
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Mermaid of the Day
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Booze and SLuts – Magical
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Slut With Long Legs
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FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR FILMING OLD PEOPLE FUCK
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THE PDA Girl – WAS a CAm GIRL
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The Dude at the Orgy
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Big Tits…
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Random TUMBLR PORN…
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50 MPH Creampie…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

06

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Ass in a Pool Probably a #TBT of the Day

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My favorite Hayden Panettiere tabloid was years ago when people said her mom used to whore her out as a teen to other hollywood types…dirty….but would explain why her baby daddy is 7 foot tall…it was the only thing her dead pussy could feel..

Speaking of her dead pussy, she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…and complain…..especially entitled rich person whining women…who were raised by some trashy Soap Opera stars…Of course you’re depressed having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, even if your pussy was alway ruined is depressing…

That said, she’s in a bikini in a pool, probably an old pic…but that works for me….because I like little midgets nerds jerk off to best in pre mom pics…

here she is bigger tits in People….

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