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2017

06

Jan

Rita Ora Topless in the Bath of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Rita Ora took a bath…to wash the whore off of her…but unfortunately for her…you can’t wash the AIDS off of you, but it’s not a death sentence, and is just the cost of doing business – when you’re a prositute who only exists because she was strategic and calculating when it came to the penis she inserted….from Calvin Harris to a Kardashian….she really climbed the weirdest ladder to become the next Rihanna – only to never become the next Rihanna….but she gets to go to cool parties with important people…and she had a record deal and now hosts tv…but most importantly, stays true to her overall hustle…but publishing videos of her in a bath….only this is obviously the watered down version of her….the official Rita Ora, the one all the record execs know and love would be filming herself insert things in her asshole on video. I guess she just left that part of the video out.

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2017

06

Jan

Doughy Kylie Jenner Rape Fetish Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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All girls have rape fetishes, yet are the first ones to whine about rape…weird….well here’s Kylie Jenner being man-handled by a black man like she likes it and she’s all Oddly shaped, weirdly injected, 19 year old who looks 45, is getting man handled by her 30 year old boyfriend who’s cock she’s clearly addicted to, and that she’s possibly trying to make herself look like her evil porn sister Kim, despite not having the same ethnic roots, but you don’t need genetics to make you look like that, you can just use injections, all the girls are doing it…all thanks to people like Kylie…inspiring…the youth to be just as garbage as her…

I can’t imagine how broken, damaged, fucked up she is…growing up as a media whore’s daughter who got whore at a young age, getting money thrown at her, and behaving the most disgusting way….

I also can’t imagine what she’d look like if she hadn’t jacked her body up into this porny looking thing…that at 18…should be hot without all the work…it’s one of the rules of 18 year olds..even the fat ones are firm…but this shit…this is just odd…

Here’s some more of her…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Camila Morrone Young Entitled Tits has a Booty of the Day

Camila Morrone is a busty and apparently big booty squeezing into shorts…LA rich girl who is basically a Gigi Hadid….trying to take her Argentinian tits to the top.

Her mom is named Lucila Solá, who is apparently dating Al Pacino. She’s 37 years old, so it’s safe to assume that this Cami chick is barely 18…despite what her tits are telling us….which would probably explain why she wants to be famous and leverage that body, but if you ever leave your house, and I try not to, every single girl is doing this instagram bullshit hustle..so when you’re rich and hot and have access to paid jobs around the world so you can pretend you’re a model…it becomes more important than college…

I mean her mom was making babies in Argentina at her age, so that she could work her way to eventually land a real American celebrity…

This showing tits…awesome tits…like the Gigi Hadid of 2017….as people like giving these rich kids job….is not a bad thing…it’s a boring thing, it’s an obvious thing, it’s an unfortunate thing…because I like girls who aren’t Al Pacino’s stepdaughter getting work because they actually need it, rather than spoiled brats…but this isnt about me…it’s about young tits….the only thing that matters.

HERE ARE SOME CATALOG PICS OF HER IN LINGERIE….

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2017

06

Jan

Daisy Lowe is Great in a One Piece of the Day

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I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…except maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom when you finally connect something no one deserves…but is something that probably leads to hot sex.

Either way, Daisy Lowe is older now, in the one piece now, and I’m loving it – because a bathing suit is a bathing suit is a bathing suit…I love them all….

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Sofiia Chuprikova Nude Phootshoot of the Day

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Fist time post Sofiia Chuprikova because she’s not very famous, she doesn’t have a very big following, but she looks amazing and deserves the love all these instagram girls eventually get if they continue to do nude photoshoots for photographers addicted to taking nude pics of girls – any girls – so long as they are girls who get naked….and I love nudity…not for some weird spiritual reason, you know that whole cleansing your hippie soul and being free, but because I am a voyeur and a voyeur needs an exhibitionist, and an exhibitionist is usually a narcissist on a mission to be more important or successful than they are…strictly based on their looks..and ability to get naked in photos…and thank god for that…because this is the kind of thing I need and in case you didn’t know…this is all about me…

Seriously, if instagram or social media never happened, think of all the vaginas I wouldn’t get to see, and all the nudity I had access to would be gutter porn – that always existed – and physically going out and seducing women…or going to some nude beach….which in both cases doesn’t star girls like Sofiia Chuprikova..the Russian Queen….but rather girls you don’t want to see naked, but have to see naked because it’s all you can get…and bad naked is better than no naked.

This is all so confusing.

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2017

06

Jan

Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day

So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things…

Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER:

SI Model Hannah Ferguson…..

Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits…

Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head..

I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

06

Jan

Dude has Sex with a Car and Other Videos of the Day

Morality Police Catch Adultery in Car

Two Girls Get Slammed by a Truck and Survive

Snow Removal Tractor Takes Out a Woman

Interesting Place to Nap…

Naked Woman VS the Mean Streets

Giant Spool on the Highway

Fight in the Internet Cafe

Kicksled Urban Stunts….

Jeep Fail….that Ends With Death…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been swiping on TINDER…I only get really fat girls…who I know will never get skinny, and who I know have embraced their fat, so instead of being basic like everyone else – and calling them fat, or making fat jokes, because I’m not an asshole..even though I am an asshole…I tell them they aren’t fat enough…and give them a complex, trying to make them at their state of fat feel inadequately fat….and that they need to fatten up to stand out amongst all the other fat girls…to be different, to be hot, to be worth jerking off to…because fatter is a fetish and current weight is just gross….

So even their being ridiculously fat doesn’t make them stand out as the loud, lazy, over-eater they are….and they need to work harder…something fat people don’t like doing…as they’d rather just sit on the couch eating cake….but apparently they don’t even do that right…except when it comes to eating cake…

All this to say…..it’s been a Friday of broken dreams so far…too cold to be hungover…but I’ve eaten one breakfast burrito already…because I’m Mexican…and I’m pretty confident I may die of that heart attack we’ve been waiting for….

Here are some stepLINKS

Mascot that Trolls Mariah
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The House that Pete Sampras Build
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Hot Kate Beckinsale Behind the Scenes
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Paige Watkins is Hot
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How Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Bang
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Megyn Kelly Will be on the Today Show….
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How the NES Zapper Works
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I am very into this Televised New Years Countdown
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Some Pictures of Dangerous Crossings
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Mariah Carey Hot Tub
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Bullet in Super Slow Motion
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All Time Knockouts
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Bieber’s New Dog is Very Important
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2017

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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A Tinder girl told me that I spend a really long time drawing out a really bad joke….and that was based on a series of 3 messages I sent her about our romance….I wonder what she’d think if she saw the site and the 12 years, 40,000 posts dedicated to drawing out this really bad joke…I bet she’d find me pathetic…and that’s a good thing…because I only like girls who can’t fucking stand me…they are a challenge…too bad I am too lazy for challenges…but if I wasn’t…that’d be the key to my heart…

Luckily for me….finding girls who like me is like finding bald pussy on a nudist beach…it just doesn’t happen….but unfortunatley 99 out of 99.1 girls who hate me..won’t ever let me fuck them, or even see them naked…so I remain alone…..but married…but she’s the fucking worst…enough about…here are some steplinks to stick your dick in like it was a 19 year old…only they are links..just links…that you click…….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Terribly Acted Movie Scenes
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Kim K’s Ho Stroll – is back
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Kate Beckinsale BTS
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Australian Golfer In Her Bikini
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Drew Barrymore’s Show About Cannibalism…
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Katharine McPhee Bikini
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Nicole McLean Panty Flash
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Camila Morrone in Underwear of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Single
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Joanna Krupa Paddleboarding
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The Dude WHo Owns Coachella is Anti Gay Climate Change Denier
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Virtual Reality Blooper
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Lego Nerf Gun
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Some Slut Named Olivia Culpo
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Elsa Hosk Naked in LUI
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Stella Maxwell is Fucking Kristen Stewart and Looks Hot
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are Creepy as Fuck
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Kylie Jenner is Slutty
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Jesus Gave Chris Pratt his First Break
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Leo’s New Pussy
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No Wait – He’s Still With Waterhead
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Drone Up a Mountain Erotica
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Naked Yoga
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The Perfect Woman
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She’s Not a Real Nurse
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Amateur of the Day
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The Pet in Porn Compilation is Amazing
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Naked Driver
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Big Fucking Tits
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Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

05

Jan

Fergie Bikini Pics of the Win of the Day

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Here is Fergie in a bikini…and I am the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “Oh yeah”….like the KoolAid mascot…but I’m not the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “I NEED MY DICK IN THAT, I WANT MY DICK IN THAT”…not because I am gay, but because I get more out of looking and thinkin “Oh Yeah”…thank dealing with all the headaches that come with women you have sex with – not that having sex with Fergie is an option…but based on her being a celebrity, even if it was ,it would be a nightmare…the worst…

So staring at her ass…in a bikini…is a win….because of her pose…look at this pose…this is a crazy pose…the kind of pose her kid would stare at and be truamatized by…turning him gay… and that’s all I have to say about that…

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