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2017

23

Mar

Anne Hathaway Slutty Cover of the Day

Anne Hathaway is the worst….and funny enough I say that about a lot of people, but I really feel like I mean it with her…and more interestingly, a lot of people agree with me on this one…and I assume, like me, they have no idea why they hate her…

They just know that not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and they don’t need a reason, explanation, or quantifiable measure as to why…

It’s like when you meet someone in person and you just can’t stand them. Some think it is pheromones, other think it’s energy, and I just think they are cunts…

So she’s one of those people that’s just disliked for no reason, but still gets work because Hollywood likes working with familiar people and I guess this shoot for a magazine means she’s promoting something and thus getting work…or promoting work…and the whole thing is so silly…but she’s in a bra.

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2017

23

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Very Important Robot Instagram Erotica of the DAy

Josephine Skriver is the top billed Victoria’s Secret it girl – because she works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week because of her new battery lifespan that only needs charging one day a month, that her owners and handlers pretend is her first day of her period and she can’t be disturbed…

If you don’t know the story behind the tits in lingerie and swimsuits you probably don’t even know you’re jerking off to…this one was created in a lab by her weird biologist parent. I am convinced it was funded by Victoria’s Secret…advances in model technology…and that’s why they market her so hard, make her hang with TAYLOR SWIFT and other sluts who increase her profile…to create this storyline, even though she’s only 3-4 years old….

I don’t trust anything about anything a billion dollar brand created in a lab….

But I do trust her tits…that are probbaly fake, but then again, so is everything about her…since she’s a fucking robot…a fetish to some…

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2017

23

Mar

Hannah Ferguson in a Magazine of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is in a magazine….riding a bull and on all fours…which is classy as fuck…

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model that works for Sports Illustrated….and she’s not to be confused with Hannah Davis Jeter….the other SI bikini model…

But funny enough Hannah Ferguson dates Hannah Davis’ brother…so when he fucks her up the ass…he’s thinking of his sister – by default…and that’s some fucking weird rich guy incest inspired fetish shit…and I guess this shoot is also some weird fetish shit….

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2017

23

Mar

Peyton Roi List Ass in Shorts of the Day

The 90s are in….and Peyton Roi List was born in the late 90s…which is exciting for me because I know one day soon I will legally be allowed to fuck a girl born in 2000 Y2k motherfuckers….and she’s getting paid to wear re-purposed designs from the 90s…for a brand that created Anna Nicole Smith before she killed herself, which could be the fate of this 18 year old Disney Kid….who if you google and see in 2008….you’ll feel bad about jerking off to her…because in 2008 her parents had already sold her off which is probably why people follow her…because these Disney kids have the creepiest fans….

But here’s her ass in short shorts…

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2017

23

Mar

Katharine McPhee Shows her Tits in Snapchat for John Mayer of the Day

Katharine McPhee posted a snapchat novel – outlining how the well known Taylor Swift fucker, who went on to fuck other people like fat Taylor Swift…and ass licker….John Mayer….finds her snaps boring…

So luckily….Katharine McPhee is like most girls…and when a dude negative hits them and calls them boring – they bust out their tits for attention. It’s the foundation of every nude pic I ever got…only this one did it for her story…

I wish she took it more seriously, and spread her asshole..

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2017

23

Mar

The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day

Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Charli XCX Has Nipples of the Day

In very important news…Charli XCX has nipples…

In case you thought that she was a barbie doll…or a Breast Cancer survivor…she’s not…

She’s got real deal fucking nipples and she’s showing them off to the world like a good girl…like Daddy’s good little girl…only instead of doing it in some

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

Because why else would her nipples be out for you to jerk off to? She’ll say empowerment, it’s easier than saying “cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut”

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2017

23

Mar

Gigi Hadid Long Overrated Legs for a Brand of the Day

Another scammer in the grand scheme of this social media runs the world – world that we live in – is Gigi Hadid – who thanks to the Kardashians and her family money and ability to spark the general interest in her with marketing budgets – has become what I am sure she considers an “it girl”…it’s probably something she masturabtes to while she counts all the money the idiot brands throw at her – because she’s not already rich enough – and she doesn’t already live a good fucking life thanks to her parents – and instead of hiring a hotter version of her who is middle class or poor – they just continue to feed this one, this ego, this “personal brand”…and it’s all so fucking stupid….

There are so many hot chicks in the world, why we need a vapid rich cunt who buys her career yet still commands huge money even though she should be doing it for free as that’s the caliber model she ACTUALLY is – if you were to see her on the street and not factor in her following, family, friends and past clients…

But instead of finding those girls or being creative in their marketing, brands are like “throw money at the cunt with all the money, she must be good enough or she must convert, let’s do it”….

It makes no sense to me, it’s laziness, but it happened and at least she’s lost some weight and has some skinny model legs..because those are my weakness and skinny model legs will always make a vapid garbage human being more appealing.

OH she did another campaign for a brand that is too lazy to cast real talent…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Video Reminder that Kylie Jenner is Not Hot of the Day

Every once in a while, pretty much once a day, every time Kylie Jenner posts, is a friendly reminder that she’s not hot, if anything she looks like a muppet that was stapled together in some weird dude with a weird fetishized version of a white girl with black booty in his creepy basement….before he decided to cut off his motherfucking dick…and change his name to Caitlin…becausae that’s what this family does…they troll so hard, and for some reason the people they are trolling believe in them and buy the bullshit products they are selling…it’s terrifying…

Like her dad /mom she’s a fucking mutant designed to make money for the family, or herself and it’s disgusting, shameless…and people like it…so here it is..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW|Videos

2017

23

Mar

Lateysha Grace in a Classy Outfit Doing the Christina Milian of the Day

Lateysha Grace is pulling a Christina Milian…by wearing the classiest of dresses to a party, only she’s got a better excuse for her shamelessness…no one in the world knows who the fuck Lateysha Grace is…so she best be out in mesh dresses showing off her serious body…that I am sure white people love…

It worked for me, because I just googled her and saw she’s a UK based famewhore from some MTV show and Big Brother and clearly she knows the UK way for tabloid attention…by parading around the paparazzi like this…and it’s wonderful….more people should follow her lead…oh right…they do…since girls are fucking ridiculously thirsty to stand out amongst the crowd and they all get naked when doing it…if they think or have convinced themselves that it will help make their dreams come true…and/or pay the rent.

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