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2017

16

Mar

Bella Thorne Subway Erotic Dance for All You Jared’s Out There of the Day

A DAY IS NOT A DAY WITHOUT A BELLA THORNE POST…

It’s no secret that Bella Thorne caters to sexual predators, despite being 19, she started out young, long before most normal people knew she existed, but dad’s and Disney channel watchers / masturbators…who liked participating from their couch in the bullshit porno quality story telling of Disney shows for retard kids….

It’s also no secret that Subway caters to children, but more interestingly uses sexual predators as their spokesperson…

So it makes sense that Bella Thorne, child star, turned Instagram sexualized good times joker….would rub her Subway on her twat and tits in video…

MORE….

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2017

16

Mar

Dylan Penn’s Lookalike in Some Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Apparently these are nude selfies leaked by Dylan Penn. I don’t believe that this is her, because if you admit that you know it is her, she has a case against you in the court system….but I actually don’t believe they are her, since I don’t know what she looks like, and because I found these on TUMBLR, and because people like to lie and troll about the people in images…nude….and it’s hard to distinguish the hot rich girls and the normal girls who are in nude selfies….

So the actual Dylan Penn may be an average looking, busty as fuck, celebrated, spoiled and connected rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world because her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright…giving a marketable last name…

But she’s got huge tits, great tits, the kind of tits I would want on any hot enough rich girl, who knows she’s hot enough thanks to being rich and busty, to show off, because it’s just a body, free the nipple, stop sexualizing women….

I’m sure we’ve seen her tits before, it’s a poor little rich girl looking for attention or not giving a fuck cuz she’s rich situation….

Apparently, there’s a masturbation video out there…and this reminds me of the hours I used to spend going through Photobucket accounts hoping to find nudes…who are these HACKERS…and why are they stupidly sharing their stolen material with the world instead of just jerking off to it on their own…I’ll never understand it….

There’s only one toplesss pic…but great tits…whoever they belong to….hardly incriminating enough….I mean even the nude bottom pics…like how the fuck can you tell that’s her….lies..

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2017

16

Mar

Chloe Grace Titty Grab Tattoo of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is partying at SXSW with all the cool kids and I guess got a little taken over by the mainstream hipster people who attend SXSW…and felt connected to the art scene, or the music scene, that is overrated and commercialized, but she’s a puppet in a terrible industry so it would make sense what some blown out of proportion event would make her feel like she’s experiencing something real.

If you’ve ever been to LA you’ll know that everything about it feels like a shitty disney set, even the dive bars are renovated to feel like a dive bar, to get that authetic dive bar experience…and everyone dressed down and gutter…bought that shit new…

So girl saying “i have a tattoo under my tit – I’m edgy”….Proof..and look, it’s with a point and shoot camera – not an iphone…shit….art…

But she deleted it, because she sobered up and realized it’s a bad look to hold tit on social media when you’re a massive well paid star…

Before she did though….the PERVERtS got it…

Here she is at SXSW…being TEXAN AND COOL…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Elle Fanning Nipple Slip of the Day

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These Hollywood raised girls, like Elle Fanning, who was in her more famous sister’s shadow, as the sister paved the way for her, and by paved the way, I mean was exploited by the parents first, to make the connections needed, in what they’ll pretend wasn’t exploitative but rather a gift, or lottery, an opportunity to allow her true talent shine, so that this one could move in and cash the fuck in…after the other one kind of fell off…interesting….

Elle Fanning probably was forced to grow up fast in this evil industry thanks to their parents selling them off like this was an Arab country…and the family was in need of a goat…because they sound like Divorcees at the age of seven….but on the same token, they never grow up because they always have handlers…Handlers that didn’t tell Elle Fanning to sort out her nipple in her overalls…unless this is her silent and amazing protest…to annoy all the judgemental people in her immediate circle who force her to do all these annoying things like make them all a lot of money…

Either way, Elle Fanning is a fucking robot…and she freaks me the fuck out..but people are very into her and her creepy ways…that her creepy parents created.

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2017

16

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Channels Jessica Rabbit Tits for GQ of the DAy

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Scarlett Johansson….who is old, overrated, a mom, kinda ugly looking in her everyday life, but still celebrated, still busty in a push up bra, still seen as a hot celebrity people love, and she’s in a new movie, doing press, doing photoshoots, and showing off her tits, because the rest of her “old hollywood” glam scam is less interesting than it once was….

We can assume she in one of her last roles as the hot chick, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hilarious…

I mean her most recent publicity stunt was saying she doesn’t believe in Monogamy in a magazine, before filing for divorce or whatever from her dude, all in the span of a week and that’s some bitchy gangster shit that I find kind of hot…and hilarious…so she’s obviously not all that bad…her tits are proof of that…overrated or not….they are still tits and should be stared at and jerked off to accordingly..

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Bikini Girl VS Police Brutality is the Video of the Day

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I don’t really know what this is all about, but as far as I’m concerned it’s amazing. It’s some low hanging fruit Rodney King shit, that’s been made current in this Black Lives Matter era of all the riots caused by cops killing innocent black people, but it’s far more fun and more up my alley because the girl being brutalized by the police, who may not even be cops, and just hired beach security on QUADS, is in a bikini and grinding up or twerking on the thing…like she’s done too much MOLLY and drank too much….cuz it’s spring break…but she’s still ready to cum…

It’s great fun.

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2017

16

Mar

Selena Gomez Gomez NOt Dead of the Day

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I prefer when these child stars die….you know from drug addiction, being broken, having no childhood but having terrible parents you can’t trust because they will sell you out like a little hooker…

But Selena Gomez, despite having a terminal disease that is reverse AIDS….or her going to rehab to deal with her coddled, entitled, rich as fuck, and annoying emotions, she’s back out…looking better than ever…using those implants to good use…for VOGUE MAGAZINE…because she’s fashionable….

She’s also fucking the WEEKND’s black dick, probably to leverage her career like she did with Beiber, it’s a bit of a Gomez fetish, FUCK THE POPULAR ACT ….

She even does it socially by hanging out with Taylor Swift, it’s like girl gets it, she’s been raised in it…and unfortunately she’s too clever for sex tapes and nudes like the others…she knows that has value…unless in a hotel room being desecrated by some male act with a huge black penis according to the people I know who have fuked him….she does that for free, or really for exposure…and I guess it’s a two way street since she’s the most followed account on social media and it’s not even that good….something she probably hustled with Zuckerberg direct…because she’s a hustler…in a bikini…for Vogue…looking good….

Video

She was also at Yoga looking good, this new face the Weeknd Cums On…is treating her alright…

Looking good girl…all it took was some rehab / black cock and plastic surgery….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Kristanna Loken Nude Selfies of the Day

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Kristanna Loken is a 37 year old who understands technology enough to tap into her inner exhibitionist, pervert, narcissistic, seductress who likes dudes jerking off to her, whether they are boyfriends, or whatever, like a primate…and really so many people out there, she takes pussy selfies..with a bow on the pussy because it’s a fucking gift she’s probably regifted a lot like that asshole relative of you…WHY THE AS SEEN ON TV APPLE CORER I SAW YOU GET LAST YEAR YOU CUNT….

Speaking of cunt, it’s funny that there’s so many amateur, everyday, instagram girls on the interent doing these nude selfies, but when it’s a mom of 1, from a movie you probably never saw….it seems more legit…like it has a higher value…while I get better pussy and asshole pics from tinder chicks daily…but I guess they aren’t old as fuck and understand angles and selfie smut better….this one here is like a grandma, a prospector or a pioneer to this shit…hunting and gathering her nude selfies as she colonized the nude selfie countryside…using archaic tools like polaroids…the first phone cameras…and low res webcams and point and shoots….you know she probably remembers going to the fucking store to develop her nude selfie film…that she knew the clerk jerked off to…because without her paving the way, these kids wouldn’t have the nude selfie abilities they have today…like snapchat..where you can’t get hacked…you dumb fucks…

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2017

16

Mar

Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day

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So how about those Amanda Seyfriend sucking Justin Long or someone like Justin Long’s cock on a dock during a sunset – because she’s a romantic teen drama star and she understands dramatic curve…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I’ve always been into her small frame and big tits as she replaced Lohan in pretty much everything….and I’ve always liked that I know for a fact that Lohan hates her…and I guess her leaked nudes were enough of a shameful experience…that she can’t deny are her – as her lawyers are out sending out take down notices, copyright infringement notices, and someone, not me, but someone is gonna get fucked in this Amanda Seyfried getting fucked situation… GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I just don’t understand why she doesn’t run with it, she’s been naked in movies for millions of dollars, and girls nowadays give that shit away for free, not to mention…it gives her some personality, allows us to imagine how her pregnancy went down…and really makes me like her more…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

That’s what people don’t understand, when we see you naked and sucking the Mac Guy’s dick…we like you better…even though that guy’s the fucking worst.. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

Here she is running around pregnant as fuck and thanks to the internet and basic biology we all know how she got herself there…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I will post her pregnancy pics though…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Grace Elizabeth and Other Basic Mall Shopping Sluts and VS Spring Break Event of the DAy

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I accidentally came across this Victoria’s Secret PINK model Grace Elizabeth….and decided to click the hashtag of the Victoria’s Secret PINK spring break party in Cancun, which to me was a weird place to run a promotion for Victoria’s Secret PINK, until remembering that Cancun is the hub for middle of the road, basic as fuck, mall shopping American college aged girls…who think VS PINK is awesome…they’d never be able to pull this off at some rich person destination, because rich people are too good for this minimum wage shopper shit….so it all makes sense…but it also makes for a pretty depressing spring break party, filled with girls trying to get free bikini bottoms and perfume or some shit….instead of doing Wet T-Shirt contests like they fucking should…it’s Spring Break…get lit and ratchet like my favorite – CARONA GIRL …

What a garbage event…but this Grace Elizabeth is good….and that’s all I have to say about that…