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2017

20

Feb

Raquel Zimmermann’s Nipple in a Magazine of the Day

Raquel Zimmermann is a Brazilian model… and doesn’t look very Brazilian, because if I wanted a Brazilian model, I’d want her to have a little more ABO in her…you know some fucking ethnicity…not this GERMAN looking, descendent of HITLER who defected to South America with all his other Nazis after the second world war…..

She’s over 30 , which I guess means she’s dead and communicating with us through Ouija board, and by Ouija board I mean tit pics, because tit pics, bring any tired slag back to life, even if her tits aren’t that great, especially when those tits are model tits, because I guess 31 isn’t too old for it to be weird to look at, before being so old that it is ok to look at…I guess it’s one of those as long as she doesn’t have kids she can carry herself into her 40s gracefully, if taking nude pics is considered graceful, which to me it is, even if it is low level, attention seeking and TRASHY…..but it’s the only thing I am into these days, or any days, or ever….and I assume that’s how everyone feels based on INSTAGRAM feeeds…..

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, She’s been in a Lady Gaga Video…and now she’s naked…WHAT CAN’t She Do…

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2017

20

Feb

Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posing erotic for a magazine like she’s some fucking model is a joke.

I realize that Kylie Jenner gets paid to pose for a magazine like she’s some fucking model…and often times it is an insane amount of money to pose like some fucking model…even though she’s a chubby, plastic surgery ridden monster….

I cannot accept her, or really any of these instagram girls posing in duck face, to give the illusion that they are hot, or fuckable, when we live in a world where every girl is fuckable, so long as they have a vagina…and even when they don’t have a vagina…they are fuckable…you just AIM FOR THE ANUS or mouth…

It’s like this nonsense, how do they keep a straight face, all being dramatic…like people actually give a fuck to see her like this…and the sick thing is that people actually want to see her like this….or really do anything because they are groupies or retards who buy into marketing.

So I guess it’s better when KYLIE does these poses, like she’s some fucking model, than some girl down the street who looks like KYLIE because she watched the make-up tutorial on YOUTUBE with 100,000,000 views on how to get KYLIE JENNER clown face…but not really, because the followers are always more entertaining than the person they are following, like Kim Kardashian is better than this weird clown they pretend the TRANNY is the father of, but we all know that she is KIM’s first attempt at fame for 16 and pregnant, where she didn’t make the cut…and instead of throwing this trash in the dumpster outside PROM….(as if KIM graduated high school)…the mom cultivated her into some money making machine…who she sold off to some 30 year old black guy when she was 15, because she was too busy to take her on herself….

I have no idea what is being promoted for this “fashion shoot”…like she’s some fucking model…but I am sure it’s something, these bitches are always selling something…and they are the worst…..but you’ll still jerk off to them…because you’re weird…

Watch this video – it’s fucking freaking me out….what is this thing….this puppet master….take it out back and shoot it…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day

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I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do..

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2017

20

Feb

Bianca Balti in a Towel of the Day

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Mario Testino is an overrated fashion photographer….he does a series with every woman he shoots for fashion of them in their shower, you know because he gets in there nice and intimate with them, and he’s been around such a long time that the newcomers to the game just participate in his shit…

Bianca Balti is not a newcomer at all…she’s an Italian….but more importantly…she’s 32 years old..which is 100 in model years…but more importantly she’s got a daughter – or two daughters with two different men, I guess the first one wasn’t rich enough…..but a mom of two in all women years makes her vagina 100 years old…

But luckily that doesn’t stop us men from wanting to fuck it, you know there’s dudes out there fucking 1000 year old women who aren’t rich hot models I call 100 years old because they’ve shat our children and are in their 30s…

I’m talking leathery, saggy skin, falling apart…half dead 100 year olds…who smell like mothballs…wso I guess this towel pic isn’t a bad thing to everyone…

Here’s her mom ass for some clothing brand…and it’s good…

Posted in:Bianca Balti|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pics from December Re-Released of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is the worst…I just hate these low level trashy bitches who are hot, and managed to get through life being hot, but never actually accomplishing much…

She’s an instagram model – pre instagram…because she’s fucking old…and back there it was about getting into the Glamour Market circuit, finding that angle, and milking it as hard as you can until a rich guy sweeps you up – who you met at some promo event…

In her case that rich guy came in when she was 35….offered her some huge TV show…and the rest is reality show history….

Now she’s finally off TV, no one gives a fuck about her, so she’s gone to getting naked, it’s some pre-40, still looks good cuz she’s Eastern European born, but American raised after sneaking into the country at 2 years old…and I guess like a cockroach, she’s just trying to navigate this shit to get whatever she can in before it’s too late…which for most girls…it’d be too late…since she’s old…but I guess she’s kept thin and her fake tits look good so that’s what counts…

This is a shoot from December, they are missing important pussy pics, but we can deal with full naked attention seeking…I believe in our abilities….to do that…it’s the reason this girl still exists…and hasn’t been forgotten…

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2017

20

Feb

Girl Grabs Boobs from Behind Back and Other Videos of the Day

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Lifting Van to Save a Boy

Truck Driver and his Crazy Stunt

Kitty Beer Opener…

Roof Gets Taken Off Building…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

20

Feb

Lea Michele, Transvestite of the Day

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Lea Michele – like most women – especially those in LA…looks fucking trans…

I know, I’ve always been calling her a dude, making fun of her probably penis and all that good stuf…but thanks to modern day visits to the dermatologist, girls, not just those who look trans to begin with, have the ability to jack their fucking faces up to look like real clowns…and when they wear the racy dresses…I feel like I am in Tijuana on some terrible bachelor party trip…about to get raped by a mexican man in a dress all done up…because my friends are assholes and think it’s funny…worst prank…ever…

This is for the THIRD ANNUAL BEUATY AWARDS…where I guess girl did a little Drag Show inspired performance of wearing way too much fucking make-up…

WEIRD..but I like it…maybe I’m gay…but I hear most tranny fuckers aren’t gay…as real gays want nothing that looks like a girl…even if it has a cock…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know you’re all so interested in my weekend….you know since no one reads this site and just come here accidentally for the tit pics….and because my life and opinion isn’t all that fresh, exciting or interesting, which coincidentally is how my weekend went, while trying to get AIDS from some toothless crackwhore who turned her life around thanks to finding GOD in the 90s, but who still fucks for money, is still toothless, and who spent the better part of the last 20 years dying of hepatitis, only to have had it cured…thanks to modern science finding a cure…reminding me that I missed her while she was ripe…but if I’m lucky…I got some herpes out of the exchange…seeing as AIDS isn’t a death sentence, just a modern inconvenience, hep is curable…herpes…the one all the famous hot chicks have…so they’ll like you if you have it too…that’s how it works I think….is still the painful and inconvenient…punishment from GOD that I am amazed I don’t have due to how bad I am with the whole condom thing. It’s like if I get hard…we gotta run with it…because we don’t know if it will happen again…

SO THAT was my weekend…

Here are some morning links…

Aaron Carter Got Beat For Racial Slurs
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Kong – Skull Island – Trailer
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Runner Blatantly Robbed…..
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Her name is CJ Franco…She’s Good…and TOpless and Giving the Finger…Edgy
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Elle King….Real Life Snapchat Filter (I still don’t know who she is)
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Kris Bryant Gets Pranked…
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Freezing a Heart and Smashing It….
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Kelly Ripa is a Cunt…
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Batman is Without a Director….
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Angelina Jolie VS Cambodia
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Drone Taxi…
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Playing Dodgeball with Softball Player
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Serena Williams Half Naked….Monster…
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2017

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just had a fight with a Hepatitis hooker – who was walking down the street with her bike…wearing spandex pants muttering racist shit about some “black cunt”..before I hopped in and had her scream t me about being a fat faggot who should go suck dick…because frankly dick was probably more appealing that her rancid pussy….only…having a pussy obsession…made me just want to see her pussy….so I offered to pay her to see her pussy and she spat in my face…while clawing at me – screaming the word “CUNT” over and over and over….MAGICAL…

In conclusion…I now have AIDS…or hep and it’s not as magical as you’d expect…oh and I didn’t get to see the homeless hepatitis hooker’s pussy…TRAGEDY…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Marc Anthony’s 21 Year Old Hooker
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Rat Cow’s Jacked Up Face
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Brad Cooper – On the Beach with hiS Whore
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Slut Drinking Water
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Kate Upton CLEAVAGE at an event
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Never Crack the Whip
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How Small We Are in teh Scale of the Universe
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Ashley Tisdale at Some Event
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FKA Twigs Tits
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Mila Azul Tits
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Charlotte McKinney – Beach Pics
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Gordon Ramsey VS Amateur Chef
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Brooke Burke in a Bikini
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Kim K – See Through
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Bella Hadid – Ugly Face – Pokies
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Charli XCX Thin in a Bra
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Dumb Video of the Day – ROOMING WITH THOR
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Some Bitch High at the Grammys
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Courtney Stodden – Bisexual
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Kate Upton Big Sloppy TIts
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Jennifer Garner Will Divorce ben Affleck
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Porn Chick Dani Daniels
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Lesbian Pussy Eaters
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Pussy on Cam
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When Flirting Goes Wrong
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Amateur in the Shower
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

17

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Nipple of the Day

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Mariah Carey is terrifying looking, which is probably why she shows off her tits, it’s a fat chick methodology for success..if I show my tits…people won’t realize how weird looking I am….

Well, she went to a Basketball game and her nipple popped out…a blessing to some, #blessed…because they’ve always wanted to see her crazy nipples as she falls into weirdness…

Not that interesting to me, because it’s just a fucking nipple…..on a freakish looking person…with a voice of an angel….that worked out pretty well for her…and that’s it.

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