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2017

17

Feb

Nicole Kidman for The Edit of the Day

Nicole Kidman is a robot…it wasn’t just the stepford wife movie, it was real fucking life…thanks to homosexual Tom Cruise and the Scientology billion dollar robot making lab in the basement of the celebrity center where John Travolta gets hand jobs.

She’s in a magazine showing some clevage despite being old…it doesn’t matter because robots can’t die… I saw WALL-E…I know how this shit is…

I’d still stick it in….just to see how dead the vagina feels…provided she was built with a vagina…and not a 12 inch black cock the way Tommy wanted…

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2017

17

Feb

Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

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Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from…

I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life…

Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT…

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2017

17

Feb

Couple Playing Naughty Games and Other Videos of the Day

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Inmate Attacks Dude Who Killed an 11 Year Old…

Girl Shouldn’t Gamble

Patient Who Ate Toothbrushes

Innmate Headbutts Correctional Officier

Dude Shoots his Neighbor

Bad Cop…

Man Tries to Clean Gutters on a Shaky Ladder…

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2017

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a dream….

That I found the source code for all women….since we’re robots….and I coded them to shut the fuck up and make me a damn sandwich…..while sucking my dick and folding my laundry….because this feminism shit is so irritating…I don’t even think the feminists believe it.

This is my inspiring post…for Black History Month…it’s friday let’s go into the weekend inspired….

And yes this is an annoying “guess what I dreamt of…”

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Agility Course at the Westminister Dog Show
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Roman Polanksi Wants to Come Back to End his Rape Case
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Milk VS Dark Chocolate – Showdown
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Brad Cooper and Irina
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Nude Model Feminist You’ve Never Heard of
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Nicole Kidman…Erotica
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Courtney Stodden Bisexual
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The Sounds of Porsche
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The Hadid Sisters in New York…
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Andrew Garfield in a Movie Written By Kids
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2017

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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You can never be too rich, too good looking, too successful, too happy, too busty, too funny, too generous, too nice to be around…..

And most importantly, your pussy can never be too hairy….

I am a feminist when it comes to pussy hair, I want it all, huge pussy hair, everywhere, busting out of ever corner of the pussy and the panties that may cover it….

I am not a feminist when it comes to wearing a tank top in a Chinese restaurant where you talk about being a feminist…with your hands over your head like you’re an obese man kicking it on a porch, when you’re really just a self involved cunt trying to get people around you to notice you, hear you, and celebrate how edgy you are cuz you don’t shave your armpits…

But if you were to do that with your pussy hair, all over the table…baby, and you know feminists love being called baby….I’d be all over that…because pussy hair….you just can’t have too much of it…even if you’re ethnic, from a hairy ethnicity and shit goes halfway down your thigh…I’m into it…

That said, pussy hair…and while you grow that out…here are some stepLINKS…

Bijou Philips – May Die – Scientology Can Save Her….
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Brad Cooper and Pregnant Irina
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Phoebe Price Tits
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The Next American Horror Story Will be About the Election
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Kim Kardashian Sheer Top in Manhattan
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Scar Jo Covers a magazine
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Jessica Biel at Some Fashion Bullshit
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Ivanka Trump Eye Bangs Justin Trudeau
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Amanda Seyfried Pregnant in the Parking Lot
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The Weeknd Disses Bieber’s Sex Skills on Selena Gomez
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Amanda Knox was Gay for the Stay
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Rat Cow Tries Too Fucking Hard – It’s a Fucking Joke….
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Ozzy Man Reviews Ping Pong…
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Nick Offerman’s Workshop for This Old House…
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Sara Underwood Bare Ass for Valentines Day
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Christie Brinkley Legs….and Tits…
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Some Elle King was High at the Grammys
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Paris Jackson – Has Nipples
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Lena Dunham Defending Taylor Swift is One of the More Boring Reads of the Day
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One Man Band Playing Rush
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The Best Porsche Sounds
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Carlos Santana Thinks Beyonce Sucks
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Jing Tian – Great Wall Premiere Tits
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keke palmer See through
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Sam Hoopes Nipples
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Cop in a Snowball Fight
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Kelly Ripa Hates Regis
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Rachel Cook – Shitty Catalog Pics
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Crazy Daredevil Walks on Cranes…
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A Man and His Whip
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Aggressive Honda Driver
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Lohan in Leather Pants
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Karlie Kloss in Yellow Face
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Brooke Burke Milf in a Bikini….
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Friends Share a Dude
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Some Hot Naked Chick name Mila
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Some Big Boobs in the Bath
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Brittney White Big Black Tits
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Golden Japanese Big Tit Weirdness
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Hot Naked Hipster
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Huge Fucking Tits Bouncing
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

16

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Dressed Like a Man for Vogue Russia of the Day

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IRINA SHAYK AND BRAD COOPER WERE ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU ….but the highlight picture is her picking her pregnant ass that I can assume is bothering her fat pregnant soon to be destroyed body….maybe because she’s actually eating food now, she can let loose and fatten up…or maybe it’s hemorrhoids…or a bad wipe…it could be that he just fucks her ass because it reminds him of his gay years…and they don’t want the dick to pound against little baby retirement plan’s head…WHO KNOWS….

What I do know is that I don’t have a pregnancy fetish, I find it vile, disgusting, not human even if it is the basis and foundation of humanity….not all moms are unfuckable after the pregnancy, their pussies get sewn back together so not necessarily as easy to fist as you’d want when fucking a mom…but they are still moms, with kids, burdens Irina’s staff will handle..

She was one of the hottest, plastic surgery ridden Russians…making it in America through sex work…high end sex work…and who knows where she will go from here…other than the bank…

Here she is in some Vogue Russia shoot dressed like a dude for you closet cases…

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2017

16

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too…..

It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do…

All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Very Important Bella Hadid and her ugly troll face…that is celebrated as being a model…because the industry is a fucking lie…they are just a bunch of insecure idiots who try hard to be exclusive and cool…which in and of itself is not exclusive or cool…but that’s just the way the Fashion industry is…the people who get into it are just a bunch of groupies, underpaid…but with access to fancy events where they can feel important at…even if they are insignificant…

So the second they see a bitch with millions of followers, while they want millions of followers, so that they don’t have to be low level PR people or media buyers or whatever the fuck is casting this bitch in their shoots…only because she’s got a rich family, a famous sister, a marketing team that has pretended they are important…and the fucking industry perpetuates them….

The only I like about her is that I know one day she will die…I’ve said that about Beyonce and other people…and it’s true…

I hate this young “it” people movement…it’s like something the Kardashians shat out….these people are fucking garbage…remember that…no matter how much money they make…or who participates in their nonsense…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing…

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2017

16

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote:

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa

I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense…

What makes more sense is staring at her tits.

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