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2017

17

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne fucking brings it…everything she’s producing is hilarious to me….it’s like she was so well trained by her tyrant mother we can assume she broke free from….and now she’s addicted to male attention, getting likes, injecting her face with fillers, being high AF and silly, while doing whatever it is she does….I think it’s acting…at least that’s why I post on her…cuz she’s more than just an insta whore but is still an insta whore…a massively followed insta whore with a great body who plays it so well…

She’s about to go on vacation on a Cruise…so expect more ridiculous drunken content out of her that I may or may not post if I see it – cuz I’m a pervert who watches all these young bitches in action…

I’m a fan and I don’t know why…I think it’s cuz she’s funny and manipulating all of us…with her ass. Good girl…no wonder the execs and Disney let her suck their dick for jobs…

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2017

17

Feb

Hilary Duff’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is fucking horny…

She’s gone through at least two boyfriends in the last two months that we know of…and her husband is being investigated for rape…something I assume she participated in back when they were dating – because hockey dudes love weird initiation in the locker room…

My theory is that she got bulky and thick from cross fit to handle the whole hockey team on her…all these child stars are fucking addicts and sexual deviants – it only made sense..

Well she’s on her third trip to a tropical place this month…from Hawaii to Mexico to Costa Rica…all to fuck…and despite not wearing a period friendly bathing suit…the kind that would embarrass her if she got her period and wasn’t a period activist feminist….she’s looking thick, and strong, and good, and knowing she’s on a sex trip getting banged the fuck out dude to an insatiable high testosterone sex drive..makes these pics way more fun to stare at…

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2017

17

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between…

That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion…

Good times…slut….

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2017

17

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Demi Lovato is interesting, but not interesting at all, but interesting in that when she was in a relationship after pretending to be Bi Polar back in the days of her having sex with Miley Cyrus…she ended up getting fat, sloppy and disgusting…and owning it…

Like Ashley Graham….belly out…body positive, don’t wear make-up girls….we’re all women…

The second she gets single….boom….and dresses hot and like this…because no one likes being fat, girls just get fat cuz they are lazy and give up…so don’t let them give up…keep them working it…or dump them so they get hot again and never fuck you again because of bitterness..

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2017

17

Feb

Slutty Models at the SI SWIM EVENT of the Day

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Got these women are so fucking basic, cheesy, trashy….the pregnant Hannah Davis all filled up with a Derek Jeter herpes baby probably the most interesting…but still not that interesting…live in this bubble where they think what they do matters, is important, is status, and it’s really just fucking dull..

So they get made up, go to events celebrating a magazine release that no one really cares about, thanks to instagram killing the bikini model, and the bikini magazine…thank god…

But I guess social media also killed the internet, the web is dead, this site included so in a lot of ways – I have a lot in common with these women…and for that they should eat my ass…if only I was rich enough…because like all women…they like rich dudes…

Either way….here’s the event arrivals that look like the lamest fucking prom ever…and why are all the models middle aged? Weird…not to mention – they all look fat…

Who cares about their names are – they are all the worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

17

Feb

Ariel Winter – Big – Gross- Everything of the Day

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This just in….Ariel Winter…still a dumpy girl you don’t really know why you’re jerking off to but you’re jerking off to because the media has brain washed you to think she’s hot…

I remember trying to fit in in White America as an immigrant and all the guys in my seventh grade class were about this bitch who to this day looks like a mutant burn victim…and I just couldn’t fuck with it…they’d go on and on about how hot she was…and I’d think “she’s so gross, I must be a faggot or something, because the actual hot chick is the one I’m into, I’d never touch the burn victim”…..only to get me beat up….

I feel like Ariel Winter has a lot of the same situation going on…one guy told another guy she was not hot in a loud bar…and like broken telephone it went viral and everyone was like “that fat chick with the fat tits is hot”…and people started posting and talking about her…creating this…

I look….and don’t understand…yes…big tits..rich…on TV…but the fucking homeless woman always asking me to buy her McDonalds also has huge tits..and I only eat her out because I am disgusting..not because shes hot.

America…you need some perspective and here are her big tits walking…..looking like she’s on her period all the fucking time…

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2017

17

Feb

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

And now she’s old…and in a bikini…

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2017

17

Feb

Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day

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Viva Mexico….the greatest country in the world despite the terrible marketing they get in America, where there people not only give you whites great gardens, great tacos, great cheap labor….and great drugs that they smuggle in…because you know it’s all Mexicos fault…not to mention great Volkswagens, great other cares made in Mexico…and great tits like Salma Hayek….

I’m half Mexican and fucking love all things Mexico…except maybe the cartels, the decapitations etc….but the music, the culture, that Mariachi, the fucking food, the beaches, the women…and the parking traffic enforcers…are fucking perfect…

Viva fucking Mexico…you Sombrero burrito eating white fucks…

Posted in:Mexico|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Vittoria Ceretti Locker Room Nudity of the Day

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Her name is Vittoria Ceretti, I’ve never heard of her but I am sure she really matters because she’s in a magazine with her tits out…like every fucking girl who has a social media account..

I have a locker room fetish…and I always have…I used to go to the gym solely to walk into the women’s locker room accidentally…at one point I got a job working in the gym as a volunteer to walk into the women’s locker room accidentally – but with authority…which got me fired…so the women’s locker room was the death of my career at the gym….

I just like groups of women naked together, maybe it’s from watching Debbie Does Dallas as a kid, maybe it’s from liking women naked together…whether changing, showering, getting dressed, all circled around fitness.. I am a fan…..

So this shoot…speaks to my soul.

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2017

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her generation of fake models are very into showing their nipples…because it’s a generational thing, they are young feminists…they grew up on porn and nipples still get them attention while allowing them to pretend that they are totally on some activist kick…depsite being vapid money grubbing cunts…

This is shot by their friend who they are giving a shot at “celebrity”…in that she’s taking all their slutty pics…not that this is that slutty, it’s all so fake and bullshit….and playing make belief while it actual works because the world is lazy and allows it…

Garbage – Kardashian Related Youthful nipples..

Here’s kylie cuz you can’t have one without the other…she’s the weirdly shaped one that I’m excited to see turn to KYLE you know following her dad’s footsteps into trying different genders…because they are useless spoiled brats who ride other people’s success…

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