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2023

10

Jul

Sharon Stone Fridge Raider of the Day

Sharon Stone is a reminder of how far we have come as a people, because it wasn’t that long ago, I mean it was about 30 years ago which is a fucking long time ago, but it doesn’t feel like that long ago, when I was pressing pause on a VHS, hoping the tracking was clear enough to see her spread legged, uncrossed leg cunt, like some kind of weird fanboy pervert….even though I wasn’t a fanboy pervert, I was just a pervert who knew that was where I could see cunt in a mainstream movie. It was progressive and look where it led us as a people…

Looking at Sharon Stone now, rocking a one-piece, not spread-legged, while making shitty art is far less fun version of the bitch, but it slooks like if you zoom in far enough, there’s some only lady fat sticking out of her swimsuit crotch that could be part of her old lady cunt, you know a little fleshy pussy fat with lost elasticity thanks to her being a senior citizen for NOSTALGIA!

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2023

10

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here some self proclaimed MILFS trying to have a good time, or at least get a little rush of excitement in their otherwise boring and routine lives, you know raising kids can be so boring, especially when you’re a self involved modern woman who finds the whole raising kids gets in the way of the whoring.

I guess it’s safe to say that it is summer vacation and that all you MILF fuckers out there, who aren’t the acting BULL in the relationship for the cuck husband to jerk off to, but rather the person picking up the table scraps the husband left in the divorce with your mouth and fingers, you’re probably about to get two weeks of free pussy, available to fuck daily, all energized with the kids with their dad, ready to fuck you in half with their near menopausal sex drive, only to remind you how much you prefer them every second weekend….

So here are some MILFS for you MILF fuckers about to go through it this month with the MILFs who have sent their kids to camp, or to dads, or anywhere that gives them the free time to be the annoying bitches you didn’t expect them to be when you first dove into the MILF fucking life…

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2023

10

Jul

Noah Cyrus Nude Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is like the premise of any good old fashioned incest porn in the 70s, where the sister the dad doesn’t molest because she’s less appealing, goes out into the world with a complex about how even her own dad won’t fuck her because her sister gets all his attention and semen, forcing her to take on as many dicks as she can in hopes of finding validation….

You know ugly duckling sister syndrome thanks to having Miley Cyrus as the sister she has to try to live up to, but never will, there are too few Miley’s out there, and all Noah can do is just ride the association to Miley which makes her more important than you and me, but that probably eats away at whatever is left of her everytime she says “do you know who my sister is?”…

She’s recently engaged, probably to a guy trying to get closer to Miley, or even Billy Ray, since you know he’s not there for her, she’s just the OPEN DOOR to all his dreams….

So like all recently engaged girls, she posting up half naked selfies…

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2023

10

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Abs of the Day

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Maria Menounos is the 45 year old bitch from Extra or Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight type of bullshit shows, who was smart enough to leave that shit, after decades of being jerked off to because of that shit, since men were forced to sit through that shit, while their fat wives watched that shit during dinner, only to handle that shit by staring at the Greek Goddesses tits, while knowing she does anal….GREEK SHIT (glazed with olive oil and semen)….

While Maria Menounos had some kind of cancer a while ago, she decided it was time for a geriatric pregnancy, but then got some other kind of cancer she’s either actually got, or is pretending to have, because it gets her in the media for the female hive mind to get all sad about, and I guess this is her showing off her scars and her pregnancy bump thanks to buying herself a baby via a surrogate….why put the body through nature’s birthing process when you can just pay for it and keep that pussy as pristine as it is, thanks to the whole being greek and using the asshole as primary hole…..

Anyway, as it turns out, you can jerk off to cancer, but anyone who has been to the cancer ward already knows that!

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2023

10

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I like to hate on nurses who get naked on the job, mainly because I find it totally inappropriate to see a professional reduce herself to some low level stripper begging for attention on the internet, because having a professional career with a high salary isn’t enough in the “dudes jerking off to you” department, that you gotta level the fuck up….

But the truth is, I like all girls who let their true woman colors shine through, especially when they are trying to be taken seriously in their work, you know just as a reminder of “you can send a bitch to college, you can give her the right to vote, you can let her have her own opinion” but she’ll always just be a baboon walking through her tribe of baboons with her drippy, swollen baboon cunt, trying to get the best, strongest and richest baboon to cum up inside it…..to keep the baboon species going….

If you know what I mean…

I figure if I look at chicks as sluts, having them deliver from places they are no supposed to be sluts, is just that pat on my back I need to validate my opinion I didn’t need validated because I am always right…but you get what I mean….

If I was in hospital, getting enemas and whatever other treatments since I’m likely dying, I’d be right there with these medical workers, directing them, or at least expecting to be THIS kind of medical worker anyway. It’s called SEXUALIZING everything with a vagina bro…

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

10

Jul

Emily Alyn Lind Topless of the Day

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I posted the fatter Alyn Lind sister the other day, she was getting out of the pool and had some fat tits, I’d link it, but that requires effort, I’m lazy, and don’t get paid for this shit, so many you should just keep this site open so that you can click refresh over and over, documenting my work, my writing, my jokes, my everything, like a little fucking ARCHIVIST….because you know these words are meaningful historically and the AI needs a database of all my jokes so that I can keep this site going without actually being involved because it’s boring.

Anyway, like all other sisters of the more famous sister, born in the industry, and probably worked in the industry, or got worked by creeper dudes in the industry at the family parties like she was Hayden Panettiere, she’s got her shirt off…she’s edgy, she’s smoking, EVEN though smoking kills….rocking what I call the ASHTRAY pussy, since someone told me decades ago that women who smoke get grey vaginas…..and the whole thing is so artsy, so inspired, so creative, so dead in the eyes….the way you like it..

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2023

10

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I saw at least 6 different lesbian couples over the weekend….and I wasn’t out there seeking lesbian couples over the weekend….they are just a trend that is anti-humanity, because civilization requires women to get fucked in order to make babies in their womb come into existence in order to cry for attention by breast feeding in public, rather than cuddling with another woman, or having a picnic, all too romantically….at least for someone who’s only real experience in fake lesbianism has been on porn sets or at the club after too many drinks and girl wants attention…

Yes, I know lesbians can ingest sperm they buy on craigslist into their womb to make said baby, so they don’t actually need to fuck a man, but rather use a turkey baster while a they looking bitch eats her out, but that’s not really HOW we are wired, you revamping the human experience trend following fucks…

Here’s some breast feeding to get hyped on some trad wife using the milk tits to be jerked off to since it’s a thing tits do naturally…besides getting cummed on….who knew!

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2023

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a firm believer that you should not be on the internet clicking suspicious links, but rather outside staring at suspicious tits, trying to figure out if they were born male or female and whether they’ll let you find out.

Real life happens off the computer, but if you are here, click on the links dozens of times, this is my only lifeline and how I stay alive on the internet….BARELY….

Do it for the tits I’ll get to see when I go viral and get rich or die barely trying….

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS..

Livvy Dunne’s Swimsuit Polaroids!
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Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy Come Back from the Dead to Relive 90s Content for Kim K
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20 Psychological Life Hacks to Help You Win
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Sherrie Rose and Melissa Behn Naked in 1999
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Some Sluts in Bikinis in Miami
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Bob Marley “One Love” Trailer is Out
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Hailee Steinfeld Bikinis in Mexico
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Dua Lipa’s Booty on a Surf Board
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Charlotte Mckinney Brings Back the Bikini Bobs
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Sabrina Elba Nips
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7 Reasons Men Shouldn’t Marry
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Gay Married Ricky martin Gets Gay Divorced
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Britney Spears Gets Taken Down by Security
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Doja Cat is Patriotic in her Bikini
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Danielle Bregoli Bikinis
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Why We Love the Smell of Gas
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Flying the Bicycle
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Rescued Baby Stoat
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Kristen Cavallari Bikinis
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Charli XCX Bikini Time
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Do Octopuses Dream
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Retrieving a Car from a Collapsed Road
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Surfer Malia Ward’s Amazing VLOG
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Sofia Richie Vacations
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Addison Rae Wet in Hawaii
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Impala Catches Fire
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Journey Through the Amazon
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Beatrice Bouchard at the Beach
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum Strut in Paris
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Maitland Ward Bikinis Hard for USA
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The Powers of Introverted People
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Kayla Simmons – Volleyball Star
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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Celebrate
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Kim K’s Bikini Moment
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Land and Water Scooter
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Motorcyclist Dies Running from the Cops
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Burger and Fries in Resin
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Eugenie Bouchard in the Hamptons
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Rescued Deer Changes Family’s Life Forever
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Truck Hits Lamp Post
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Tom Brady’s Stalker for America
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Hailey Beiber’s Make Pizza
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Nude Model Francesca’s Ink
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Octopus Gets Excited
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Kim Kardashian May Be Boning Tom Brady
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Karolina Topless Beach Shoot
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Elephant Gun in Action
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Scenes from the 2023 Paragliding Championships
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Intense Game of Don’t Break the Ice
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Alexis Ren Bikinis
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Jutta Leerdam Trains Hard
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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From the Forum

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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bikini By the Pool
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Bella Thorne – Skimpy Bikini
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Amanda Holden Black Dress
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Olivia Ponton’s Slutty Shoot
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Nina Dobrev’s Bra for a Slutty Shoot
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Denise Richards in a Tank Top
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Lily James in Paris
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Cardi B Whore at Fashion Week
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Dakota Johnson in a Tight Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez at the Fendi Show
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Olivia Rodrigo in Vogue
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The Sex Slave was Released!
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Vanessa Paradis Riding her Daughter’s Whoredom Fame
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Kaia Gerber Does Fashion Shit
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Heidi Klum does Old Lady SLut Shit
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Naked Girl with the Tits
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Toy in Ass Time
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Only Fans Can Get Worse
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The Best of Blake Blossom
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Spycam Perverts
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Hot Amateur Grulla
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Big Booty on the Dildo
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Butt Plug at the Restaurant
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Fighting Fridays
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Hook in Ass
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4 Acts that Make her a WHore
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Big Dildo
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Big Titty Fucked
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Won’t Stop Til She’s Broken
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Shower Dildo Fuck
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Blonde Amateur
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Pussy on the Street
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24 Shit Days
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MILF RIDING
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Weirdness at the Dentist
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20 More Shit Days
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Bright Colored Dildo
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The Fly Twatter
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Hotel Mirror Fuck
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Train Dick Suck
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Masha LUND Playboy Babe
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Sucking Dildo
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Amy Topless at the Pool
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Van Masturbator
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Ellie and her Sex Toys
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Bouncy Bouncy
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Poolside Dick Suck
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On the Hipster Chair
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Long Dick Fucked
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Big Dildo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

07

Jul

Are Kelly Gale’s Tits Real or Unreal of the Day

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Here’s some hard hitting journalism that is probably not considered journalism because I am a not a journalist, even thought I write bullshit all day….and this hard hitting non-journalism is a question as to whether her big tits on her small frame are real…..

You see she’s Indian, DESI show me your BOBS, and they tend to have big tits, along with babies born with extra limbs….but also Swedish, who also tend to have big tits, at least that was the rumor years ago when they’d release data on average bra-size by country, they don’t do that anymore, but SHOULD….SKIMS ARE HER HEARING THIS?

She’s also Australian and those Ozone battered, party girls with son damage, built from criminals in exile blood are sluts, so it makes for a solid combo….YET we still don’t know…. ARE KELLY GALE’s TITS REAL or UNREAL?

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2023

07

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In a world where outfits are so revealing, I don’t fully understand why they women bother wearing them, you’d think there would be no need for the old fashion “let me see what’s under your dress” for perverted reasons, out of curiosity, or for market research on how clothing technologies lie…all these shape wear padded bra bullshits don’t paint a real picture….but there’s always a reason for side by side picture of clothed vs unclothed to see what we are dealing with and yes, photoshop, filters, AI all exist…and pictures fucking lie….but until the women are walking around fully nude…this is better than nothing, in fact, it’s probably better than if they start walking around full nude because then what will we fantasize about them removing….right?

Keep women clothes so their nudes matter!

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