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2023

04

Jul

Elsa Hosk Face Down Ass Up of the Day

Elsa Hosk may be a Swedish Basketball star, but no one gave a fuck about her when she was a hot bitch in Sweden playing some Canadian invented sport….even though I’d probably jerk off in the stands at a Swedish basketball game, assuming that all the players look like Elsa Hosk and were wearing some skimpy outfits before a mandatory pussy eating with each foul, rather than a free throw, you know modify the rules based on the players….

That said, it was only when she got hired by BIG UNDERWEAR in America that she really rose to the top, made all the money and was able to show the world that she’s one of the hottest bitches out there.

So despite the rumors of TOXIC pervert men taking advantage of how dumb girls are when it comes to wanting to impress them when they are the casting or creative directors at BIG UNDERWEAR brands, they did good getting this one, and I sure as hell hope they put her athleticism to the test when they did cast her for that American dream job of VS Angel, but making her dribble her pussy up and down on their dicks by doing squats only an athlete could do….otherwise, what a wasted opportunity, because look how good things ended up for her, and I’d hate that there was no payback or payment for that glory!

All this to say, the mom is face down and ass up, in some skimpy outfit, looking amazing, and it may not scream America on the surface, since she’s not in a mobility scooter at Walmart missing feet while buying a tub of ice cream and cheese puffs, but it is the American Dream that recruits hot immigrants and I’m into it.

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2023

04

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, American culture is based on big tits….every aspect of American pop culture, celebrity, porn, falls back on big tits….whether they are fake or real, doesn’t matter, so long as they are big. You Americans are TITTY people…and on this July 4th, we celebrate tits….

However, it’s Tiny Tit Tuesday, not American Big Tit Tuesday, and with that, my focus goes to the tiny tits, just trying to make it in America, like the underdog with a dream, putting itself out there despite not being big sloppies, and saying “maybe tiny tit lives matter too”…..especially in this era of equality, where no tit gets preferential treatment, now that affirmative action around tits has ended….it’s an equal playing field for all tits and I have my shit coin money on TINY tits coming out on top….only because the bodies of Tiny Tit owners are typically hotter, thinner, more fit and not sloppy and piggish….

Here’s some tiny tit.

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2023

04

Jul

Heidi Klum’s Titty in Paris of the Day

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I don’t follow the news, since it’s a lot of bullshit propaganda designed by big media, big business, with evil and dark agendas, trying to rain on your daily life, because they don’t give a fuck about you, your future, or your prosperity. They just want you in your SERF CLASS, never rising to their ELITE CLASS, because you’re a threat to them but more importantly, better suited as a body consuming what they are selling…

HOWEVER, I have been seeing pics on TELEGRAM of all this uprising in France, that they are saying is caused by immigration, and whether that’s the real story, whether those riots are real, whether it’s a race war attacking the culture and people of France, or if that’s what they just want us to believe is real, or what they are trying to cover up by sending celebs to Paris to act like it’s all good…whether it’s JOEY KING AND SABRINA CARPENTER dyking out, or Horny Heidi Klum with her tits out being a perv….it’s either a cover-up, or maybe they are just organically there, since they are compromised tits used by the BIG MEDIA that is trying to ruin your life…

Anyway, whatever it is, who cares, it’s AMERICA DAY not FRANCE COLLAPSE DAY, and on AMERICA DAY, we look at tits.

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2023

04

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The nice thing about tight pants is that they are inspiring enough for the right pervert to get their motherfucking steps in….

Basically, if you leave your house and find yourself some middle-aged momma’s trying to get their 10,000 steps in because that Dr OZ concept of 20 years ago is mainstream and all these motherfuckers track this shit, you’ll see that they slip into the latest instagram brand trends, like ALO YOGA and SKIMS and all the other overpriced shit, only to walk around with these outfits jack up inside their assholes and wombs and the whole thing can get a fat fuck like me running behind them, trying to keep up with the ass, willing to risk the coronary for a better look of the ass, all while being inconspicuous and casual like “I’m just on the same step hoarding walk as they are”…

Unfortunately, I’m too lazy for that shit, but some of you fat fucks should take advantage of the tight pants and the ass and pussies being shown off from the tight pants to make your life a better one, a fitter one, a healthier one…

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2023

04

Jul

Joey King and Sabrina Carpenter Lesbians in Paris of the Day

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I guess this isn’t straight up lesbianism, but child star Joey King who’s got some big tits, and weirdo child star Sabrina Carpenter, who’s got a hot tennis outfit on, are doing some symbolism in Paris because they are industry MK Ultra clones designed to push the agenda on their young fans, because there’s no way that these bitches don’t have handlers telling them what to do and thing…

Which is why their pushing of lesbianism in Paris, while covering one eye, is so interesting, even though I’d be more into seeing them scissor…

I know, aren’t there supposed to be race wars caused by immigration in Paris, aren’t they telling us there’s a fall of the west and it is starting in Paris, isn’t that funny, since these bitches are dying out in Paris…as the internet says Paris is burning….

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2023

04

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s the Fourth of July motherfuckers….

If you’re not in or around people in bikinis you’re not living your best independent life…sure you may be a dude and not accustomed to wearing bikinis, but in these modern times, that bikini wearing will allow you in the women’s locker room where you can see the women changing in and out of their bikinis, which is FAR more powerful than the shame your fat ass feels walking around in a bikini…

Remember, your ancestors fought for this independence, that I am sure is not actually independence at all, but at least they tell you it is….so that you have the right to be a racist, be a bigot, shoot guns, be obese, be transgender or any pronoun or gender you want, and all that other good old fashioned American shit….

I’m more of a traditionalist and satisfied with the bikini shit…

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2023

04

Jul

Rita Ora’s Nipple Dress of the Day

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Since it’s the Fourth of July, you probably shouldn’t be on the computer, especially not trolling this site, but since no one visits this site, I’ll assume that you’re not wasting your time trolling this site, but instead trying to blow off your hands with some redneck white trash backyard fireworks show you saved up all year to have because America…..

I figure since it’s the Fourth of July, it only makes sense to use some UK popstar who never was, that managed to take her great tits to America and seemingly live the American dream despite not being American or even a popstar…..

Aericans loves bitches who are famous for being famous and since she had access to all the right parties, and she fucked some of the right people, and some wrong people, like Rob Kardashian, she got into the club….thanks to the great tits…

America also loves great tits….

The point of the story, some Albanian Refugee coming to America to steal all your jobs, or at least the job of an American, even if they hate American culture and tradition, they probably like the money and influence that comes with it, and in Rita Ora’s case, she probably likes showing off her hot tits, which are the tits that made her and that may not carry her into her 40s, but that still look well structured to me all little nip in the right place, while the face is lookin’ a little doughy….but that’s what the tits are there to distract from!

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2023

03

Jul

Paige Spiranac Canada Day Erotica of the Day

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I don’t do enough posts on Paige Spiranac, the Golf Influencer who made Golf far less boring than it typically is, thanks to her big tits and her willingness or approach to producing content around her big tits, while being obvious about it, calling herself out about it, while still doing it….I like that kind of shamelessness, it’s more real in this fake fake world….like her tits…so maybe I just like her tits….

Anyway, the clever social media marketing master launched her own exclusive content site where she doesn’t get naked, but I am sure thousands of dudes still pay her to participate, and she seems to update it on the regular, even giving Canada some love…

It’s Canada Day long weekend and she was clever enough to give her Canadian fans some Canada bikini content to jack off to and as a Canadian, who may hate everything Canada is and represents, including the flag, I don’t mind it in bikini form on some Golf Bitch showing her love to her subscribers like a nice lady should.

Fuck Canada Day while wanting to Fuck Paige Spiranac’s golf tits.

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2023

03

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Canada Day Swimsuit of the Day

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It’s the long weekend here in Canada and that’s not to say that mid-40 year old Emmanuelle Chriqui, who still looks good and busty despite being in her mid-40s is celebrating Canada Day, but she is a Canadian, her outfit is red and white, which are the Canadian colors, and she’s showing a decent tan, blocking her face from the sun so she doesn’t age more extreme than she has to, fucking her cunt with her left foot, but keeping the actual penetration out of the frame, it’s a trick she learned as her vaginal elasticity loosened thanks to her age and experience in Hollywood…and I am impressed….not because of the foot fucking, that shit is odd, but because she’s boldly in the seated position and that level of confidence is rare to see in a woman and it shines through her social media posts….making me think she’s the kind of girl who would sit on your face unshowered, because nothing makes her feel inadequate or insecure….and that’s MY fetish….

Fuck Canada…or feet…or Emanuelle Chriqui if you’re one of them LUCKY ONES…

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2023

03

Jul

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is out in her bikini for old times, because there was a time just a few years ago, where she was hustling the bikini pics and underwear pics to her “Close Friends” that were paying her to see her “Close Friends” feed of content that involved bikini pics and underwear pics, and the whole thing was more entertaining than anything else she’s likely done in her life, unless you’re a creep into the fact that she was on a Child Dance Reality Show, but most of us just find that creepy and the kind of thing that would lead to a bitch selling nudes on OnlyFans or Instagram.

Anyway, the Kalamazoo, inbred looking girl, who isn’t showing her dancing ass, which is really what her selling point was, is still in a bikini, still looking inbred, but I figure she should keep up the slut content and not be lazy about it just because she’s got piles of money from it because premium content is the scam of the century, I mean along with other SCAMS I won’t mention, yet it makes these girls stupid rich for very little effort….good times..

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