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2016

21

Nov

Calvin Klein Underwear Pictures of the Day

If you know sluts, not that you should call anyone sluts, it’s wrong, only sluts can call themselves sluts, it’s a new era and you calling girls sluts is aggressive, misogynistic and seems like you are shaming them, instead of celebrating their empowerment and right to show the world their underwear…underwear that you’ll know in this 90s revival is back to Calvin Klein….a trend that will remind you how everyone is the fucking same – everyone is a fucking drone robot who shameless do the same thing, take the same pic, even if it’s been done and is boring….because it is all the same…so as a 50 year old pervert – I know what everyone is wearing under their clothes because they aren’t wearing clothes – and I appreciate that…

This is some photoshoot / catalog shoot for their new collection with some tits – not because Calvin Klein is paying me to post this, they should, but aren’t…but let me give them a free ad anyway – as a thanks for tricking girls into showing their cheap underwear they paid 30 dollars at the mall for…like it’s gold…are you kidding me….keep up the good work team.

Here are some pics from social media to express my joy for girls showing off their underwear….

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2016

21

Nov

Pussy Slap and Other Videos of the Day

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Bouncer VS Drunk Guy

Tiger Takes Out a Little Girl…

26 Cars in France – Burned

Lion Attack of the Day

Shot With a Chicken Fajita in Slow Motion

The Fattest Man in Mexico Starts Training

Ain’t No Party Like a McDonald’s Party

Volkswagen VS Gas Station

Beating of the Day

Weird Construction

Drunk Driver Strips Topless

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2016

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I learned a very valuable lesson this weekend – both online and offline – because I wouldn’t give you bad advice dear reader – unless I went and tested it out myself – because that’s just the kind of guy I am…

If you see a girl alone at the bar – or who matches you on tinder. Do not go up to her and saw “OMG, you look like my sister….” you know to open the conversation up…then follow up with “I’ve always wanted to fuck my sister…but my dad won’t share”…

Such a basic incest joke to break the ice…in an era of social justice warriors who think all men are rapists, because they probably are…

That’s pretty much the only thing I remember from the weekendd but Here is some stepLINKS in the morning…

Lindsay Lohan Trolls Ariana Grande’s Instagram
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Kendall Jenner Being Controlled By Her Mom and Taylor Swift for Some Fat British Comedian Host
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Kanye West’s Weekend Crazy
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Britney Spears in a Lingerie Music Video
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World Record Model Car Collection
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Gwyneth Paltrow Erotica of the Day
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Hilary Duff – Bikini Tits
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Worlds Highest Bungee Jump Cookie Dunk
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Giant Sinkhole Gets Repaired in 2 Minutes
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The Boxer who Mannequin Challenges..
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Free Skating is the weirdest shit ever
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jaywalker Gets Hit
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The Obama / Biden Bromance Continues
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2016

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been trying to find girls on TINDER to eat my ass and all I get back is girls that tell me they are depressed or sad – or any of the things that getting drunk fixes, but probably makes worse, but for a temporary period fixes…because last night and maybe it is where I hang out – or maybe it is what I attract – two different women in their 30s came up to me to tell me how depressed they are, how they hate their lives, how nothing is good, inspiring, exciting…from random sex to work to hanging out – nothing fulfills them and that they want to die…

I just don’t understand why anyone would be sad, or care, because ultimately, you live a shitting middle of the road or less life….working a shitty middle of the road job…where you have shitty middle of the road sense of achievement and where your shitty middle of the road boss doesn’t give a fuck about you or the work you do – unless you fuck up….only to live in a shitty middle of the road home, with shitty middle of the road kids that want more than you can afford because you barely cover your middle of the road bills on your shit salary…but every year or two you save up to go to some middle of the road 3 star all inclusive resort where you get some illness the second day…because LIFE isn’t awesome or fun or a movie or what you see on instagram…so stop expecting it to be…christ…all these fucking whiners…

They need to take a cue from my creepy neighbor who is unemployed and completely satisfied watching women walk by his porch – because he gets to analyze how supportive their feet are…and when he sees a pigeon toed bitch with fallen arches – walking all knock-kneed he gets excited…

That said finding girls on TINDER to eat my ass – because of my hemorrhoid’s need to be licked – like an animal licking it’s wound – and because I like my ass liked – is pretty hard to close…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Lesbianism….
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Britney Spears is Slumber Party Tits in VEGAS
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Karlie Kloss – Sheer Dress…
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Star Wars Rogue One Featurette…
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Gossip Girl Chick Commits Suicide…
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J.Lo Tonguing Marc Anthony
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Female Body Builder Shows off Her Body
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Kanye Says He Woulda Voted Trump
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Pixie Lott Big Tits
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Zero People Want to Hear Trump Sing BABY by Bieber
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Flashback Friday – David Blaine Throws Up Frogs
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This Don’t Buy Water Bottles Ad is Hilarious…
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Kong SKull Island Trailer
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Margot Robbie – Rocker Bitch
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Lily Collins Armpit
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Rat Cow’s Butt Shot
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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Harry POtter
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Petra Nemcova Legs of the Day
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Kelly Rohrbach Trying on Dresses
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Irina Shayk in a Black Dress
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Rachel Hilbert – See Through Shirt
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Charlotte McKinney’s Starbucks Run
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Candice Swanepoel’s Baby Pic – Involves Big Tits
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Nina Dobrev at Some Event of the Day
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Amy Adams Titty Dress
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Hailey Clauson – Cleavage of the Day
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Slutty Iggy Azalea
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Peyton Roi List in a Weird Christmas Elf Dress
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Isla Fisher Cleavage
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Lindsay Ellingson Legs
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Nicole Kidman’s Awkward Jimmy Fallon Interview
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits and Legs at some Vacuum Event…
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Sarah Hyland Slutty Enough for a Random Site
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Kesha’s Fat Inner Thighs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Creepy Craigslist Ads – LA Edition
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Big Tits and a Dildo…
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Some Chick with a Hot Ass
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Titties with a CLothespin
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Tits at the Beach
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Chinese Titty Grab
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Racist Cop Porn – is Amazing
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Naked Breasts you Pervrets…
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Just some Trashy Girl Flashing
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Florida Love Story of the Day
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Small Load of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Cure Your Hangover For Free ..
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Weed is Legal – Get a Genius Pipe
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Girls Girls Girls
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Hey Bitches – Do Your Kegels
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2016

18

Nov

Karlie Kloss See Through Shirt of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is the puppet used by Taylor Swift to relive her childhood that she gave up for her music career that makes her stupid money and that allows her to get real life models to play her barbie dolls that she makes live in her house and do weird sex acts with…because dolls do what they are told…

She’s actually the only Victoria’s Secret model who is actually a model…or tall enough to be a model….only the best for Taylor…..and now she is out showing nipple – cuz why not… I bet this is just Taylor’s puppet mastering….like “doll, go out there, show nipple, dance…stick this in your ass”…..in a “OMG THEY DO EVERYTHING I SAY – I’m SO RICH”…kind of way…weird.

TO SEE MORE OF KARLIE KLOSS – THE TAYLOR SWIFT PUPPET – IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS – CLICK HERE

That said, here’s a boring, but expected to be boring because it is Candice Swanepoel baby picture…that unlike most baby pics….focuses on the only benefit of birthing…other than the possibility of having a spoiled entited social media / or virtual reality star child who gets naked on social media in 16 years…provided the world hasn’t exploded by then…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2016

18

Nov

Britney Spears Weird Lingerie Slumber Party Video of the Day

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Britney Spears has a new video. She was wearing lingerie and grinding up with some other chick and it would be magical if it wasn’t a creepy old crazy lady molesting a younger girl….even if she looks good, it’s the context of rape coming in all forms…

Not that I actually watched the video, I didn’t, so maybe the storyline is the old lady is the one being raped by the younger girl…making this post completely circular and irrelevant- with no takeaway for you – because what the fuck did you expect to takeaway from this…it’s a Britney Spears video – 20 years after the fact…

Here are her tits performing the same song in Vegas

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Nov 18, 2016 at 1:05pm PST

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2016

18

Nov

Gigi Hadid’s Butt Shot for W Korea of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is in W Korea….where those crazy Koreans turned her into a K Pop video…all shiny bathing suit – with a skinnier than usual butt shot – because as a rich kid who bought her instagram model career – that went viral and turned into an actual model career – she had to live the part and lose the fat…because you can be a fat rich twat on instagram thanks to facetune and the lie that is is social media…but you can’t if you want to walk Victoria’s Secret infomercials…and other fashion shows that figure “use the bitch with all the fans, get the press, rather than actual models”….it’s all bullshit, sponsorship money, for people who are already making money or have money – gotta keep their socio-economic class richer…more egotistical…and reminded that their insular world is the only one that matters…

I saw an interview talking about her hosting the AMAs – which is this weekend and for the record are the only music award show that ever invited me to attend – which allows you to really grasp the quality Dick Clarke has left us with….and she went on about her One Direction Boyfriend…all while looking like a muppet faced Arab terrorist that Donald Trump should deport- but won’t because he’s a liar and likes rich people – and their slutty daughters…including his own….

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2016

18

Nov

Shailene Woodley’s Nipples of the Day

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Big girl – child star – turned activist who gets arrested at oil pipelines- actor from great movies involving her dying of cancer who is actually living the charmed hollywood life – and knows it, so she takes her celebrity to become a Social Justice Warrior – to intellectualize herself instead – instead sexualizing herself and intellectualizing her nudes because Social Justice Warriors who get arrested for their causes – that aren’t even their causes – but that are fun to protest when you’re not making shitty movies are annoying all all levels of white white privilege….but at least she shows her tits in her movies…where these screenshots from SNOWDEN took place…better than her chaining herself to a tree to save the forests…because of the nipples…

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2016

18

Nov

Alexis Ren Photoshoot of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some played out – average looking – but hot bodied – scammer – who scammed the world or at least a bunch of people who follow her for more than just her great ass – to believe in her storyline – that she is more than just a naked girl on instagram – but rather a romantic….a lover…a world traveler…who fucked a kid with a video camera and made it all happen for her – because girls are useless alone – but great at getting half naked.

Here’s another one of her half named shoot.

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2016

18

Nov

María Eugenia Suárez Nude Argentine Model of the Day

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I’ve never heard of María Eugenia Suárez – but she’s apparently a nude Argentine model and these are pics of her that are appparently stolen from her phone – that she probably released to the internet – because that’s how it gets you famous….or talked about on critical sites like this…

It’s and on a Friday – who really gives a fuck about what I have to say about it – just look at the pics because I am not .