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2016

18

Nov

Christina Milian Nude of the Day

Christina Milian disgusts me….she’s a mom – and posting nude pics on social media because Mom Christina Milian….is trying to be a Kardashian, I find it terribly vile…it’s just seeing a mid-30s mom who has financial resources, some celebrity, a solid child support check…shamelessly posting nude or half nude ass in thong pics for no actual reason…just to get you to look at her, notice her, pay attention to her…validate her…follow her on social media

Plus she’s not even hot…

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2016

18

Nov

Zoie Burgher’s Boob Job of the Day

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This is a video – that I found absurd of a girl I’ve never heard of named Zoie Burgher – who is apparently a Twitch Star….who was banned from Twitch because girl’s all slutty and amazing – all rugged looking and half naked….

She’s a self proclaimed “insta thot”….with nude pics all over the motherfucker because that’s how girls get famous…especially low levels…who are fucking disgusting….

I just thought it was funny that she’s doing weird plastic surgery discounts – and producing videos for them – because a girl with shitty tits – who relies on being naked is allowed to dream – we’re all allowed to dream..

I just think it’s amazing that a girl like this is getting discount tits – or anything from this….

Her instagram is INSTAGRAM

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2016

18

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez See Through Tits of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican celebrity – who has climbed the wall, or dug a tunnel, or took a flight and never left America – where she has come to steal the white person jobs – or sugar daddies from the domestic whores – by being the hot slutty immigrant temptress that these rich guys like because they can deport them….unless she has a work visa, but that wouldn’t make sense because she’s if she was legal, she wouldn’t be trying to be subtle by not showing her nipples…you know with Trump with his presidency it’s scary for a Mexcian…you can’t be out there nipples out….you fucking crazy white people just don’t get it.

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2016

18

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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According to my very important and accurate Facebook Trending News that made TRUMP win the election – Jennifer Lopez kissed Marc Anthony on stage at some hispanic award show that was honoring him for surviving despite being a premature looking, skeletor motherfucker….because apparently kissing your ex husband, when you’re hispanic and kiss everything due to your passionate latin nature, is newsworthy to white people….who care about this bullshit, or the hope of re-kindling love of your favorite famous couples who don’t matter, but are very rich and leaders or icon to hispanic world…

But I’m more into her slutty crotch shot for Harper’s Bazaar which despite being old, she’s had a fat ass forever, so unlike most chicks fattening up as they get older, we’re already used to this….it’s shameless, it’s silly, it makes her money while doing very little, so whatever – it happened….

All this to say I hate Jennifer Lopez….

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2016

18

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s in Women’s Health Magazine of the Day

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The Women’s Health UK magazine did a feature on Kaley Cuoco – the girl who killed John Ritter with her sex appeal from her first TV show….before working a 100 million dollar deal to close out her Modern Family show…money that she’s used to get a nose job and a boob job – that she’s in a Women’s Health magazine bragging and saying how they have made her life better….so these young girls reading up on their favorite “hot chick in the nerd show – because her hotness is accessible and nerd friendly”…who are already watching the Kardashians rebuild their faces and bodies…saving up for their first face injections…need that extra push to want to go under the knife…to look as good as they can on social media …because when you read up on Women’s Health the takeaway you want isn’t health, fitness, diet tips…it’s how to buy beauty….dumb cunt…isn’t even that hot.

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2016

18

Nov

Dick Drawn on TV and Other Videos of the Day

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Best Command of the English Language

Woman Tries to Kill Herself – Ford Saves Her Life

93 Year old Scared of Flu Shot

Crazy Guy Gets Tazed

Dude Gets Puked On

Craigslist Deal Almost Ends in Murder

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2016

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always find it weird when girls I have had sex with – or who have asked me to have sex with them – sometimes in really weird settings – like while they are sucking off another dude – get mad at me when I ask them to send nudes…

Seriously, this one bitch who has been asking me to be the second dick in her double penetration, we call it the asshole dick, because of it’s size and fearlessness of shit….got mad at me, called me disgusting and a pig – because I asked her for spread pussy pics….all because she’s married and a family woman now…

It’s like just because they’ve moved on in life, doesn’t mean I am not living the exact same shitty life I’ve always lived…and just because we’ve fucked, or almost fucked – and they’ve blocked it out – while it’s all I have – means it’s my right.

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This David Blain Frog Trick is Fucking Weird
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Ginuwine’s Dick Pic…
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Slutty Anna Kendrick…
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Donald Trump’s Presidential Limo
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Eddie Redmayne Claims He Never Fucked Taylor Swift….
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The World’s Largest Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Kaley Cuoco’s Nose Job…
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Netflix is Doing A Series of Unfortunate Events and People are Exicted
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Rat Cow’s Butt Shot
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Sesame Street Mannequin Challenge
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Abandoned Plane in Bali Explored by Some Faggots
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Slutty Iggy Azalea
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2016

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sucks that I can’t give girls AIDS anymore….because apparently FB news says there’s a cure, but FB news isn’t news, they’re a social network people, fake news is just part of the ecosystem…or whatever…

Speaking of FB, the hightlight of my day was listening to a couple of bratty rich young wives discussing the new washing machine they are getting – for their Filipino maid…like these stay at home moms who barely mom – but rather manage a staff and spend their days on the internet, at lunch with each other – or the gym….I could tell they don’t actually care what washing machine they have….except to brag amongst themselves in this really weird world we live in – filled with stuff….

So I chimed in with “do your laundry down by the river like a real woman..”…

Needless to say…we’re going Washing Machine shopping together tomorrow…beceuase new friends are made when you put a woman in her place like a man…

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Pantseless Barbara Walters
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Bella Hadid Working Out
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Alexis Ren in Lingerie
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Lingerie Models / Strippers Do the Mannequin Challenge…
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David Blane Pukes Up Frogs for Drake
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Jeans
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Jessica Chastain Breast Feeding Lion Cubs
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Natalie Portman
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Kaley Cuoco’s Had a Nose Job – Shocking
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Jennifer Aniston’s Braless
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There is a Teen Mom Cruise and Farrah Wasn’t Invited
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Bob Hope’s Amazing Lautner House Sold
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Lego Harry Potter in 90 Seconds
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Kate UPTON Has MLB and is a Sore Loser
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Brooke Mueller Done Gone Crazy
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Charlie Sheen’s Brooke Mueller Poem
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DuckTales Acapella Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself – Or Kill THESE FAGGOTS who probbaly get laid for this…
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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage
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Hilary Duff – Feeds the Meter
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Huge Fat Girl in a See Through Shirt
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Sloppy instagram Girls in Bikinis
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How to Open Coconuts without Tools…
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Vanessa Hudgens Sweater
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Alton Brown Making Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Weird Divorce Settlement
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage
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Chinese Titty Massage
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The Artist Who Posted Male Celebs Eating Pussy
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A couple of Sluts in Bed Together
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Dildo – in – Ass
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Pakistan’s Stance on Transgenders
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Hot Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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Big Tits Underwater
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Racist Cop Porn
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Sexy Dance Fail
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2016

17

Nov

Drew Barrymore on the Beach in Miami is the Worst thing Ever of the Day

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That butterfly above her pussy tattoo really aged well…unfortunately for Drew…that’s about the only thing that weathered the fucking storm…and not even because I was being sarcastic…but in her defence, I’ve never thought Drew Barrymore was hot…I wasn’t jerking off to her in E.T. like I was Spielberg back in the 80s…creep….I didn’t buy into her comeback in romantic comedies…I just always discounted everything she’s done for having a Hollywood royal family – because she’s not hot…she’s just a Barrymore who for generations were in movies and who paved the way for this glorious moment of her on the beach in Miami in a see through sports bra looking like a fucking dude…because we are all just one gender now…especially after menopause.

This is pretty fucking rough….but so representative of the world we live in…a disaster..

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2016

17

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach has fucked Leonardo DiCaprio – assuming he fucks the models he dates and doesn’t just keep them around so that you don’t figure out he fucks dudes…

She’s booked a movie that I am hoping is straight to Netflix, which is actually a good thing these days, so maybe I should wish it goes straight to DVD…and only DVD as it just shouldn’t have been recreated / reworked, LEAVE BAYWATCH ALONE….

She’s the Pam Anderson character, without the hepatitis, but probably with herpes..I mean there’s no way LEO doesn’t have some kind of rich famous dude STDs…

Now she’s modeling stockings for a EURO brand – like she’s hot…so it looks like she’s made it..all from making it…with a celebrity….

So girls who are out there half naked in selfies…if you want to really matter…find a famous dude to put up with, or sit on their face…or in their case let them sit on your face…it’s good for business…

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