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2005

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I am – Anna Nicole MTV Breasts

Is this even worth posting? Anna Nicole’s breasts taped at the Australian MTV Awards. Bitch is fucking out of control with her weight loss pills. drug addiction, sex with the elderly and public humiliation. I figured I would post it, because a tit is a tit even if it’s on some sketchy bitch. She totally reminds me of the crack years when I was sleeping with this insomniac chick. She was always convulsing and talking craziness, but bitch could suck a good cock….

Pictures after the Jump

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I am – T-Shirt of the Day

This is a shirt that says “Please Stop Biting My Rhyme”. I made it the shirt of the day because it brought back memories of when I was a hip hop MC in the 80s. This was a short lived thing that I did to make money, we had a little local thing going down in Texas and I like to think that I am the reason Hip Hop is where it’s at today.

I remember one of my rhymes was:

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

You all know where that went…motherfuckers bit my rhyme!

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I am – Hilary Swank See-Through Shirt

She won an oscar – she looks like a dude – she played a dude, who didn’t cry. I guess the only thing I can really respect about her is that she is straight from the trailer park. I remember when I worked as a caretaker at a trailer park, I drank a bottle of drain-o with the boys. I got right fucked up – but I am still standing. That’s more than we can say for poor Reggie….

Hilary Swank Tits after the jump….

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I am – Large Penis Support Group Post of the Day

I will go to the extent to say that teenage experimentation sometimes goes a little bit too far. I guess there is nothing wrong with self-discovery, but I do have minor issues with auto-felatio. I don’t mean to be judgemental and shit, but busting a load down my throat reminds me too much of prison and I have a nice wife and stepkids now, I don’t really want to revisit those years….

Today’s comment is:

When i was younger i used to do a lot of sport and by the time I was 15 I was able to self suck lying on my back and pulling my knees right behind my head.
I used to be able to get about half of my cock into my mouth and although it was a bit of a stretch i could actually cum in my mouth with my cock still inside. I could do this until I was 22, when I bruised my back trampolining and didn’t try it for about 6 months.
Horror of horrors the next time I attempted to self suck, the closest i could get my dick to my mouth was about three inches away and however hard I tried I never got it back in my mouth again.
After a while i stopped trying, and anyway it feels a hell of a lot nicer having someone else doing the sucking.

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I am – Tanya Harding Honeymoon Sex Tape

Dude, this bitch is disgusting. I know you all have seen what she looks like now as a boxer, I am sure you remember what she looked like back in the day when she was clubbing her competition in the knee…she is trash and like all good trash the fruits of their success comes with the purchase of one of those fancy video cameras. What better to do with the video camera that videotape you figure skating ass fucking….

Here is the Tanya Harding Honeymoon sex tape

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I am – Rachel Bilson's Nip Slip

The OC is the hottest thing on TV. My step daughters freak out over the shit. They are all over that Seth Cohen geek. I tell them they need to date real men, not pussy bitches who live in mommy and daddy’s mansion. I was so happy about the lesbian scene, because it got the girls acting all experimental dude… you wouldn’t know how hot it is to see sister on sister action…..

Rachel Bilson Nip Slip After the Jump (probs a fake)

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I am – Rachel Bilson’s Nip Slip

The OC is the hottest thing on TV. My step daughters freak out over the shit. They are all over that Seth Cohen geek. I tell them they need to date real men, not pussy bitches who live in mommy and daddy’s mansion. I was so happy about the lesbian scene, because it got the girls acting all experimental dude… you wouldn’t know how hot it is to see sister on sister action…..

Rachel Bilson Nip Slip After the Jump (probs a fake)

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I am – Videos of the Day – Beatbox Edition

No matter what I say – Beatboxing is lame. You can watch these videos and tell me this shit is a talent and how sick it is. I don’t care what you have to say, I know what’s cool and what’s not – and this is clearly pure
stupidity anyway you dice it…get it…dice it..I know girls may be watching this thinking, look how he moves his mouth, that would feel so nice on my pussy and shit, but then they realize dude’s a beatboxer, that’s like having unprotected sex with a homeless person…you shouldn’t roll like that….

Word, I am so urban.

beat box harmonica

“Art” of Beatbox (NOTIcE ART IS IN QUOTES)

air drumming like beatboxing

Kenny Muhammad

Beatboxin with an Orchestra”

Beatboxin’ Up close

BONUS: AUDIO FILE

This is Creepy

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I am – Link Dump Ebay Edition

Here are todays links. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad


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I am – Britney Picks a Wedgie

There aint nothing hotter than a fat chick in jogging pants, no wait, there is a fat chick in jogging pants picking her underwear out of her fat ass. Yeah, I know Britney is richer than me and all that shit, but seriously that’s not that impressive. The homeless dude who lives outside my apartment building is richer than me. Take that Britney.

I know she’s not that fat, but she’s pretty trashy, and most trashy people are fat it’s genetics….

If K-Fed was a real man he would dig that shit out with his teeth.

More pics after the jump

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I am – Fleshlight Discussion Board – Post of the Day

Sometimes- a post needs no introduction, it has happened twice to date: Today and the Gyno Real Doll table. Freaks keep the good times rolling….

Personally I love firing huge amounts of spunk into my various FLs (who doesn’t?). I prepare by eating 4-5 raw eggs and 7-8 large tomatoes around an hour before I lube up and get to work. I’ve heard grapefruit juice is good for keeping it thin and runny although I’ve yet to try this.

I usually fuck my FL hands free then pull out at the last minute and come over a hot pic in one of my porno mags (Sometimes even the page 3 girl in the days paper! I love it when they have a huge topless centre-spread! – check these out! http://www.vauxhall-senator.com/gallery/LP_MM?page=3 ) I do this not only because I enjoy making a pleasurable mess, but also to measure the amounts of spunk and my firing power!

This year I had sex with a call girl and she let me fuck her huge , firm 34FF tits as my nights first orgasm – I’d been saving up my cum for 2 weeks in anticipation as well as eating loads of eggs and tomatoes! I tell you, my balls were ready for bursting! After oiling them up whilst having a good fondle then sliding my cock in and out of her tits for 10 minutes it was time for release – squirted around 7 globs of thick goo in-between her cleavage followed by a further 5 streams of clear, runny jizz that fired out and splashed off of her chin! Easily my best ever orgasm! She couldn’t believe the amount of spunk as she rubbed it over her breasts completely covering them whilst thick lumps of it kept running uncontrollably downwards.

Do you guys put any effort into building a nice reserve of cock sauce? If so please share your techniques.

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I am – Jewish Term of the Day

We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

Dont forget to visit our Jewish content sponsor: Jews Kick Ass: The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

Akiba (uh-KEE-buh)=One of the greatest rabbis recorded in the Talmud.

Bio after the Jump

Rabbi Akiba ben Joseph (50-135 C.E.)

A poor, semi-literate shepherd, Akiba became one of Judaism’s greatest scholars. He developed the exegetical method of the Mishnah, linking each traditional practice to a basis in the biblical text, and systematized the material that later became the Mishnah.

Rabbi Akiba was active in the Bar Kokhba rebellion against Rome, 132-135 C.E.. He believed that Bar Kokhba was the Mashiach, though some other rabbis openly ridiculed him for that belief (the Talmud records another rabbi as saying, “Akiba, grass will grow in your cheeks and still the son of David will not have come”.) When the Bar Kokhba rebellion failed, Rabbi Akiba was taken by the Roman authorities and tortured to death.

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I am – Jamie Lynn Sigler Upskirt

You may know her as Meadow Sopranno, I know her as Mom. Not because she is my mother, but because I used to work in Jersey as a public works guy. We were the people that cleaned out the sewer drains, mowed city lawns and planted city flowers. One of the guys we worked with knocked Meadow up and didn’t show up for the abortion. What an insensitive bastard.

There was really no truth to this story, but I know it turned you on, Deadbeat Dad Fantasies are the best.

Sponsored in part by Taxi

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I am – T-Shirt of the Day

Another hot shirt from Model Slut. This shit is getting me hard. It reminds me that hipsters are cool. Doing coke off a toilet at a trendy club is hot. Impressing your friends and wearing the tightest shirt and the biggest sunglasses is what life is about. Living, loving, owning the local scene starts one line at a time.

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I am – Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon Orgasm

I am not the type of person who does research. I don’t go around looking for the back story, or double check to see if the facts are straight. According to this site, Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon gave each other orgasms lesbionically. I remember the first time I saw a girl have an orgasm. It was a right mess and I had to buy new shoes.

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon Orgasm

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