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2016

15

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Elle Korea of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is great. Straight from the UK. So classy and sophisticated despite being nude or half nude all the time because she’s British. She’s got a fully cunty face and I am convinced that she’s got serious attitude, with no time for bullshit, no time for people, and she can’t be bothered being inconvenienced….and for some reason, a reason I call loving bitches who are hot and know it – and act the part….I love it….

I feel like she’s been in the scene forever, she’s gotta be pretty old by now, but she’s still fucking great…and I’m not talking about actual fucking…she does that with that bald dude Jason Strathem….

I’m a fan of whatever is going on in these Elle Korea pics because I’m a simple man – who needs simple images – to make my simple life seem more insignificant than it is.

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2016

15

Nov

Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day

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Jewel is in a bikini and has big tits…which is probably something that came in handy when she lived in her van – and drove down to Hollywood all broke as fuck before becoming an international love song singing success….because big tits get you paid….

I never believed her story of her in the 90s playing music in Alaskan coffee houses – before choosing the nomad life, driving to Hollywood – where she was found and signed….especially based on her tits alone….

I just think it makes a better story when selling her to the people, and the reality is that someone heard her demo in a pre-social media world…and she did drive down from Alaska….and she was actually a van dweller – borderline homeless chick – because she’s one of those 90s hippies who didn’t wear shoes and went tree planting during the summers…because it seemed to have artistic merit…you know it tied into her music….but with big tits like that…you know…there’s more to the story….because I don’t know much – but I do know the power of big tits….and the lie that is the music industry….not that it matters…

What matters is that she posts bikini photos at 40 to her social media – all mom body all the time because she knows what got her here….and it wasn’t that van…if you know what I mean.

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2016

15

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach Picking Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is rumored to have had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio – which took her out of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine that doesn’t really matter – and give her a taste of the good life – like he has done with a bunch of models – and that he is currently doing with retard head Nina Agdal – only unlike Nina Agdal – he got this one when she was a Rookie, not when she was old – tired – washed up and ready to virtually die as a model….giving her all kinds of opportunity – like being in the Baywatch movie…or more importantly – picking her bikini out of her ass for the paparazzi – because they care – the people care about her – she matters….and is more than just big tits in a bikini that Leo fucked…she’s more than that….she’s also an ass.

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2016

15

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s Empowering Nude Photo of the Day

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I know that whenever I am feeling down on myself, you know being a woman in this man’s world we live in, not that I’m actually a woman, but since there are no genders – I can identify with whatever I want – which is why this site that is called misogynistic – is actually a feminist site…like Em Rat Cow – a model from social media who seems to be just a girl who exploits her tits to men she knows like tits – in what you’d assume is the only thing that defines her – as she’s talentless and without the tits – not that hot…is feminist…

I can’t hate on people who feel the way to elevate femininity – is posting a nude photo on instagram for her fans…because she’s not a fat chick, has a great body that doesn’t empower women – but probably makes them feel like shit about themselves – leading to increased implant and face injection sales….and she’s not an activist but rather a vain, superficial, skinny girl – who is actually sexualizing herself and brining women down to what actual feminists (read: fat girls) are protesting….but as long as you intellectualize it – it feels better doing it – and no one is listening to her anyway – they just look at the tits…but it’s so silly…

She’s blocked me on social media – so I can’t see the captions – but I assume they are hilarious…

Some more of her nonsense:

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2016

15

Nov

Rose Bertram in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

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Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard that much from or that much of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim but I do remember thinking “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck”….but she never really went viral with the tits…and now, she may never go viral….because we are in a time of Ethnic cleansing in America…where while power are running your country and civil servants in West Virgina are referring to Michelle Obama as an Ape in Heels, because the Alt-Right websites who created the TRUMP campaign, and helped him win in the asshole parts of American, have weird Alt-Right fans and followers who think Trump’s outspoken win means they can be come out with their racist banter…it’s pretty fucking absurd…at least from a Canadian’s perspective- because when I see hot ethnic girls – in contrast to pig inbred fat white girls…I think ethnicity is the answer, the future, what my penis needs…because ultimately – white people are pretty fucking lame…

This is some bathing suit in snow shoot for GQ’s winter jacket editorial and I like it…

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2016

15

Nov

Scout Willis Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

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Scout Willis is one of the three failed abortions between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore…back an era when they were huge stars, very rich, and breeding was apparently something they wanted to do….

They raised the girls in Montana, to be as far removed from Hollywood as possible, while always having a home in Hollywood, and an Ashton Kutcher as a stepfather, and they’ve grown up to be as entitled as you’d expect a trust fund, celebrity child to turn out, but unlike a vapid Paris Hilton approach to being a rich kid, they do the artist, hipster, activist approach…where they free nipples, grow out their pubic hair – like that’s a protest – bush is amazing….and don’t shave their armpits because don’t conform to a man’s world – when women are likely the ones who came up with shaving their armpits – not men – dudes will fuck anything….hairy or not….so stop blaming us….especially in this era of we are all one gender…

Either way, hipster, artist, activist, is what’s cool and mainstream now, and that’s a good thing – because it involves NUDES….and I’ll celebrate nudes…whether it’s for a cause beyond my jerking off or not….because I don’t believe protest changes anything – proven by Donald Trump’s win…if this shit actually worked…we’d live in a feminist Utopia filled with hairy women yelling…

Here are some pics of her amazing Halloween Costume – where she was a hairy chested bearded man…unless this is just what she looks like everyday….who knows!

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2016

15

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Monster Tits and Other Sluts at Some Self Righteous Feminist Event of the Day

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Ariel Winter brought her tits that have been reduced but that didn’t let elective surgery stop them from being big and sloppy….because that’s how womanly and hormonal she is – even at 18….to an event put on by Glamour Magazine, focused on the Women of the Year….

I actually got caught up watching some of the live feed – where Lena Dunham discussed being raped becuase she was wearing a party dress and drunk – and the dude raping her was blind – or confused as to whether he was raping a woman – or just masturbating with a doughy ball of dog shit….because Lena Dunham likes to make it about herself…

There were other importnat moments where Amber Heard discussed being Elon Musk’s sugar baby that ate his soul with her vagina….and some other chick had the women in the audience chanting – because it’s a tough time for women – seeing as a woman – who debatably doesn’t have a vagina – lost to Trump – a man who represents EVIL white privilege man rapist..etc….

It’s a weird time for these self involved, selfie taking, feminists who think they are empowered, but seem to be hypocritical whiners….but as long as there are pudgy girl tits…we’re good….

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Also in attendence…obviously….were feminists:

Miranda Kerr – Feminist Who Only Dates Billionaires…because women power….

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Cara Delevingne – Feminist who fought to Objectify herself for fame…

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Demi Lovato – Feminist who pulled the whole it’s ok to be fat – before deciding to go back to the gym – because she knows it’s not ok to be fat…

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2016

15

Nov

Gigi Hadid Implied Nudity for Allure US of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is in Allure magazine, because she’s got so many interesting things to say to the world about all she’s learned in her struggles as a vapid rich kid – turned model with 25 million followers on social media – who gets money and press thrown at her – because brands and the magazines are trying to navigate this new world and need her kind to plug them on her social media to stay relevant…

The “Gigi Bares All” tagline on the cover makes me think “what the fuck could this bitch have to say that would have any insight that would be interesting or more than just instructions on how to selfie or hang out with Kardashians to mooch off their following”….

I don’t understand why they have to try to feature her in a way that is more than just nude pics of her…..and really they aren’t even nude pics…sure she was half nude – and nipples were exposed – but no one on set is cool enough to leak those shots…instead we get this over produced shit.

Garbage. I feel like the naked on the horse pic is from another shoot – but who cares…my sources are shit…

Here she is for W Korea…because she’s important….

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2016

15

Nov

Fat Barbie of the Day

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A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 14, 2016 at 4:48pm PST

Mattel has decided to hop on a trend, the fat trend, because fat is in, people are fat, and why not speak to the fat people who complain all the time about how fat is misrepresented in the mainstream, when it should be stigmatized and made fun of – due to being unhealthy…

So they partnered up with Fat model, who got off her fat ass, but took her fat whining to create a career as a fat chick in a fat world, and created a fat barbie in her image…

I am sure it’s a dream for all girls to have a barbie in their images, even if it looks like it’s Kim Kardashian…a monster..or a tranny….even though it is shitting on their legacy of unrealistic expectations that is handed out to little girls at a young age to fuck them up proper enough that they turn into activists like Ashley Graham for fatness….to try to give kids a positive influence by saying “it’s ok to be fat and to aspire to be fat”….instead of feeling inadequate their entire lives because they will never be as hot as the Barbies they are obsessed with and play with – even after surgeries to look more like Barbie….something a lot of girls do.

BUT…I prefer aspirational Barbie…not settle, be lazy and die a premature death Barbie….but the world…it is a changing…