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2023

30

Jun

Kate Upton’s Deflated Tits of the Day

I forgot Kate Upton existed. I wasn’t a fan of her big sloppies when she was being pushed onto us like the next great thing in bikini modeling, her body was boxy and dumpy and the big tits were big tits, which clearly is enough to win over America, but they weren’t great tits….so by the time she was 19 or 20 I was like “her body is middled aged, get the fuck out of here”…..

She ended up marrying a rich as fuck athlete, she quit the model life because why bother, it got her a rich as fuck athlete, not that she wasn’t rich as fuck before the model thing, her grand dad invented Whirlpool or some shit….

She had a kid or multiple kids, is now 31 and for whatever reason this set of pics of her popped up from June 17th and despite look as old as she’s always looked, her tits have DEFLATED…..

So all the Kate Upton bros still jerking off to her SI moment because the tits were ALL she had going for her, now have to deal with an older and flatter version of her and that’s hilarious…..WHEN THE TITS ARE ALL YOU HAVE and the TITS LEAVE YOU….where do you stand in the world….

She must be going through some dark times as a flat chested bitch…emotionally, not financially….all tits to no tits….DARK TIMES.

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2023

30

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As much a I am conditioned to think all panties are panties and my goal in life is to view them as the fabric wall preventing me from illegally migrating into the pussy with my mouth like Mexican in a sewage pipe in Texas…

I really think all panties are a challenge, but more importantly a gift whenever I had the chance to see the panties. A celebration of every panty flash, every panty shown, every panty selfie that I was grateful for because it was panties….

That said, I just watched a fat middled aged woman with no ass in a pair of HANES HER WAY briefs do some erotic dance on social media, pulling the big panties up over her gut and I thought, “this would be better if it was a thong”….you know sometimes LESS fabric is more, I mean typically less fabric is more….but if the chick is hot, ANY panty is a good panty…so lets celebrate relationships and periods without having to smell the periods or deal with the painful abuse that is a relationship…

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2023

30

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I like to misgender people, because I think pronouns are fucking stupid and I don’t like to participate in the games of stupid people who want you to shift your thinking to accommodate their bullshit feelings…

I also like to call girls without bras on Feminists, you know to make them feel like they have purpose or like being braless is activism for the other vagina holders, hiding their cunts in there pants, trying to fight for equal pay for women….I figure, like the girls of the internet have made pretty clear, stripping down to create content for toxic masculines to jerk off to, is empowering or some shit….they want equality so bad that they do their own sexualizing of themselves for us, so that we don’t have to…

So whether the world fell apart when women were allowed to vote or whether the family fell apart when women had to join the work force to generate taxable income for the state, destroying their actual life purpose of family and replacing it with a job and cats doesn’t matter….SO long as the bras are off for me to see tit on the street I would otherwise no see because it was bound by the grip of the patriarchy in shackles they call a Bra….

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2023

30

Jun

Jordana Brewster Swimwear of the Day

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It’s a long weekend here for Canada Day, you know the ICE LAND of oppression, who made us stay in quarantine camps if we traveled during covid, before enforcing vaccine passports on people so that the dirty scumbags who didn’t get the shot couldn’t go into Home Depot, Walmart or grab a coffee at their national Tim Hortons chain….these people want us dead, while celebrating grown men being naked in front of children at gay pride events, because Canada is clearly fucking crazy…

But, it’s a long weekend, so naturally, I’m not at a pool, staring at countless nude models who think I’m amazing, because I have a pool….but I am fucking lazy, so here’s an old timey bitch Jordana Brewster still stripping down like a basic instagram whore….because you don’t need instagram to be a whore…it just helps get that messaging out there….even when you’re too old for the internet like Jordana Brewster….

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2023

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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So many tits to stare at, not enough time….

At risk of sounding like a virgin teenager with a tit obsession, who doesn’t know how to judge a woman by the content of her character or lack of character, but rather for the content of her bra….you know just a mindless ape going through life staring at tits…..

There are just so many tits to stare at…..Today alone, I saw giant tits the size of my head being used to manipulate the minds of men around said tits, because the top was skimpy, the bra was not present and she was well aware of the tits being bigger than our heads….MANIPULATOR…..

Then there was a blonde chick with tits hanging out of a summer dress, she wasn’t fat but her titties were….

Another blonde college aged girl who probably left the gym or just wears a skimpy ass sports bra her tits spill out of, even though the tits weren’t that big….USING the tits to get where she had to go….

There was even a slow ass granny in line at the cash and her tits were hanging out of what looked like a tennis outfit, maybe she participates in geriatric tennis, I don’t fucking know….all I know is that there were tits…

Then there was bikini tits walking to what I assume was a pool….or a pool party or just to live life in a bikini top as tits….

You’d think that as my testosterone dwindles, as tits become more and more desensitized and not from the nipples rubbing against jacket zippers, but because there just so many tits, us titty viewers should be “whatever” about tits…I’m still over here making tributes to the tits, like some sort of virgin teen nerd in the 80s, before tits were as mainstream and overexposed as they are today.

I don’t know what that says about me, but I guess that makes me a pervert in a perverted world…..which I can handle, in spirit, in body, in hand and in mouth….TITS are a great motivator.

Here are some stepLINKS…inspired by TITS.

Haley Kalil is a Pretty Hilarious Content Creator
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Lily Rose Depp Takes on Vogue
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Nude Cynthia Nixon!
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Millie Bobby Brown’s Sheer Shirt
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Everything Streaming in July
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Ronaldo’s Hot Girlfriend’s Thong Bikini
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Fast Food You can Eat to Lose Weight
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Addison Rae’s Super Short Shorts
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Sophie Mudd in a Sheer Bra!
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Man Sky Dives Without Parachute
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Madonna is Not Dead
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Hot College Gymnast Sydney Smith Does the Splits
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Eiza Gonzalez Hot Bikini Selfie
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Man Handles a Massive Swarm of Bees
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World Record Semi Truck Long Jump
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Wimbeldon Finalist Talks Panties
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Blake Lively Gets Hate for Promoting Booze Brand
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Danielle Bregoli Shakes it for TikTok
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Lobsters Getting Hunted by Triggerfish
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Mechanical Issues Caught on Tape
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Man Stops Intruder with a Byrna
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Surf Girls Hawaii Trailer
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Candice Swanepoel Yoga Gear Photoshoot
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Realistic Animal Sounds from Inca Jars
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Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Paparazzi Pics
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Karin Hart – Golf Influencer
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Em Rata and Alexis Ren Link Up for Meaningful Chats
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Demi Rose Gives God a Shout Out
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Man Gets Robbed at a Bar, Asks Robber for a Beer
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Strange Noises from Nature
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New Official NFL WAG
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Chloe Sevigny Booty Flasher
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Cool Things at Old Cemeteries
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Electric Scooter vs Parked Cars
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Olivia Culpo Christian McCaffrey’s Big Piano Solo and Her Tight Outfit
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Argentinian Model on the Beach in Paparazzi Pics
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Debbie St Pierre’s Sleepover Attire
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Word Impressionist Uses to Get Into her Celeb Impressions
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LeBron James’ Son Bronny has a Blonde College Girlfriend
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Bella Thorne Hosts a Festival
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Rick Astley Performs a Rick Roll at Glastonury
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What Would Happen if Light Became Slow
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NFL QB Zach Wilson’s Girlfriend Wears Bikinis
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Ashley Graham is Naked in Bed
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Guy a Rollercoaster gets Scared
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National Trampoline Champ Rachel Pizzolato is Impressive
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Miranda Kerr in Europe
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Trucker Puts an End to a Police Chase
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Submarine Gets Attacked by Deep Sea Sharks
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Pro Fighter Sammy-Jo Luxton in a Booty Scandal
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The Riverdale Girls Say Bye
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Inner Workings of a Transmission
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Alex Morgan in her Calvin Kliens
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Making Of a Stop Motion Animation
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Inside Amanda Seyfried’s Home
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Kayla Simmons – Volleyball Player
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Broken Faced Gigi Hadid Shows Off her Nipple
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Dove Cameron Freaky for Pride
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Taylor Swift in Shorts
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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Penelope Cruz at the Film Fest
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Margot Robbie Cleavage in a Tight Dress
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Ella Hunt in a Tight Dress
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Camila Morrone at the Film Fest with her Tits
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Gal Gadot in Vogue
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Jennifer Lawrence – Dog Walker
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Addison Rae in Short Shorts
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Natasha Lyonne in a French Maid’s Outfit and Knee Highs
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Margaret Qualley – Bike Rider
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Millie Bobby Brown Nipple
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From stepSMUT!!

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Roadside Attraction
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Giant Titties Riding
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Public Degeneracy
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Nude Model Licks Her Own Tit
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Bouncing and Squirting
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Shower Hottie
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8 Reasons to Say WTF is That?
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Busty Topless Porn Chicks
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INSTAGAM SLUT OF THE DAY
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The Restaurant Sausage Fuck Is Wild
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The Pussy DJ
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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WET Leggings
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Mirror Selfie
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Animals HATE Us
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Pussy Rubber
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Fight Night
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Japan’s Naked School
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Public Photoshoot of Dreams
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Chick Touching 2 Pussies
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Busted Getting Ass Ate
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Car Dick Suck
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Popsicle Time – It’s Summer
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Hot Body Latina Does a Fuck
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Play Ball
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Stand-Up Doggy Style
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Lil Mermaid Fuck Scene
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Amateur Cuckold
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Girl with the Thick Toy
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Cum Eater
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2023

29

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Pussy Print of the Day

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Long Leg, Short Torso who became a MEME and was offended by being made a MEME, Chloe Grace Moretz, who a bunch of you freaks sexualized when she was just a wee lad, assuming you’re a studio executive, back when she was first handed over to the industry by her parents, with a “do what you will with her, so long as you send us our cut”….

Well, she’s still got fans despite and to support those fans or to give them some jerk off material, she’s posted her pussy in tight shorts, it’s a trend to show off your pussy, because despite being an LGBTQ+ advocate, mooching off the movement, she still wants people to know she ain’t trans and is packing pure pussy, natural pussy, bio pussy, real pussy, not some mangled cock with a stint put in so it doesn’t heal up, even though it should cuz it smells like pure shit…they call it a neo pussy….

Anyway, fitness clothing, HOT.

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2023

29

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong may be a fail in terms of asshole coverage, but in an asshole obsessed society, begging for more assholes because never enough assholes, despite the world being filled with a bunch of assholes…..you can never really have enough visible asshole, and should demand that asshole be made visible at all times, from gyms to grocery stores, BRING THE ASSHOLE out….from restaurant servers to cashiers at the liquor store….make the ASSHOLE the new SMILE and WINK generally accepted international gesture of greeting….just a bunch of assholes bending over to say hi to each other the way nature intended, if you use dogs as a reference to how society should work out for us…and the THONG is a much needed tool for that….even if it doesn’t catch all the asshole drippings, it makes the asshole accessible in an asshole loving, ass eating, ass fucking, asshole staring world…

Here’s some asshole behind thongs!

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2023

29

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican rich kid who I guess became a Mexican actress before moving the USA to further her career, since Mexicans have this complex that makes them think there’s more opportunity for them in the USA and that if they climb through a sewer to jump a wall and get there, they’ll be living the life getting under paid for shitty work the natives feel too good for, or human trafficked to rich perverts and potentially killed in the process because those rich perverts like that there’s no record of them, leading to lots of satanic sex ritual fun for them…while I’m over here thinking Mexico’s fucking awesome, why leave paradise for dog shit….

Anyway, in Eiza’s case, she could buy her visa, get in legally, make her dreams come true and fuck a bunch of celebs along the way, assuming you think Josh Duhamel of Fergie fame is a celeb…

She’s got a banging body, possibly photoshopped, possibly plastic surgeried, possibly instagram filtered and photoshopped, but the self-proclaimed over-eater, complulsive eater, looks like she hasn’t been eating at all, and that’s always hot to an anorexia supporter in this fat world like me!

Lookin’ good hot selfie!

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2023

29

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I think I probably overwhelm you with all the amazing content that I post, it’s just too many titty drops to handle, when other sites just post on titty drop and call it a day or content piece, I’m over here uploading dozens because I want EVERY top Titty Drop available to us over the last week documented and cataloged, for the future of Titty drop historians after Titty Drops become the national sport, fuck baseball, the USA is run by tits, and this is the best way to challenge tits, to test tits, to put tits in an athletic setting….MEDALS MUST BE WON….CHAMPIONS MADE…but in the meantime, we’re just navigating the new sport that’s not year a sport, using this archive as a resource to master all the tricks of the titty drop trade….

I have big hope for titty drops..

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2023

29

Jun

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding, FORMER VEGAN, current fitness addict because it helps her deal with her anxiety issues of being rich as shit, or maybe of having nightmares of having had sex with SKRILLEX back in 2012 when she likely launched her career off his back, a career that has been pretty fucking lucrative we a ton of hit songs over the decade….

The UK pop tart has something like 14 million followers, is a mom, but has some abs thanks to the over-exercising, which she’s showing off in these pics.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s hot, or interesting, or even good at making music that excites my soul, but she’s in a bikini and that’s usually enough with these whores who don’t deserve the success they have, yet have the success they have due to the stars aligning or proper dicks they sucked…or really because the general population are fucking retards…

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