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2016

15

Sep

Michelle Hunziker’s in Lingerie of the Day

Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a 500 year old mom, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal…that directly corresponds with their level of fertility…

Sometimes, one tricks the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model you’ve likely never heard of, who is from Switzerland because it is neutral territory….and highly exclusive…pulled it off…

She’s got 3 kids, probably with poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…especially Swiss models…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work, and in her case, she’s back in the workforce to pay their way, like a survivor… exposing herself in lingerie…they never go for rich and famous dudes….like the hookers they are….

Not sure what this is for, but I do think most older women should look like this, so if you or your wife are older women…show them these pics to show them they have no excuse..

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Posted in:Michelle Hunziker|SFW

2016

15

Sep

Emily Senko Tits of the Day

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This is not the first time I am posting tit pics of EMILY SENKO …

But it might as well be the first time I post on Emily Senko’s tits…because all these girls are the fucking same…

Sure some are really trashy, some are really shameless, some are average but good at facetune/photoshop…but all are aspiring models…some even signed models because agencies will sign any bitch they can – in case her online marketing efforts back out…

So no matter how lovely they are, and I think this Emily Senko is pretty lovely, mainly because I have no idea who she is, what she does, what her dreams and intersts are…but most importantly who she fucks where she’s from and how much of an opportunist cunt she is..

Ignorance…is bliss…when you can look at tits unbiased…

Posted in:Emily Senko

2016

15

Sep

Throwback Thursday with Some Bras at the High School Musical Reunion of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are two aging old time Disney stars, still riding their Disney fame, not like they were Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez, but dancing monkey’s nevertheless, living the good life for the paparazzi they probably called….

Like most threesomes, they know that together their worth is far greater than alone. You know when two fat chicks come at you together, knowing they have a better chance getting laid than solo, because two pigs equal one good enough girl, the experience of the two outweighs the vile of the individual…

Unlike most threesomes, they aren’t naked, they aren’t eating your ass while giving you a double blowjob, they aren’t even smashing their cunts together…or comparing their bushes…Vanessa Hudgens favorite game…she always wins…

But they do have bras on in an era of no bras…compare their bra tits…only exciting to creepy High School Musical fans…what would probably be a very fucking weird type of person.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

15

Sep

Woman Shits on Venice Beach Boardwalk and Other StepNEWS of the Day

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Customer Killed in Hair Salon

Naked Man in Hotel Hallway

Apparently this is a Muslim Sex Predator – Getting Beat

Driver of the Day

NYC Tranny of the Day

Dogs Eating Heroin – After it was Thrown into Doggy Daycare…WTF.

Asshole Wall of the Day

Woman Punches Lawnmower Driver – Gets Run Over

Machete Fight Club

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

15

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today is one of those days where you have an orgasm – without using your hands.

I know most of you have never had an orgasm without using your hands…you chronic masturbators…

But today is a day like when you cum yourself in your pants on public transit while staring at some hot young college girl…you know just filled with excitement…good times…and humiliation…because no matter how good a day you have, you are forced to remember that you’re pathetic…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Slutty Fan Girls
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Apparently – Michael Jackson Ran the Most Sophisticated Sex Abuse Ring in the World
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People are Obsessed with this Guy and his Fire Ants
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2 Chainz Plays with $165,000 Kittens
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Yellow Bathing Suit
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The Fag Designer from Oprah has a Nice House
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Bella Thorne in a Pink Bra
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Liz Hurley’s Bikini Pics
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Chick Rips a Line Off her Phone on the Bus…
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Slutty Girls Sticking Out their Tongues
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Rooney Mara Cleavage
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2016

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women…check yourself for breast cancer….

Even though getting killed was the best thing Harambe ever did to himself, I mean the MEME must go on and on a daily basis I see Harambe related jokes, captions, t-shirts, merch, probably apps…No wait..that’s the Kardashians the other 300 pound monsters….who unfortunately didn’t kill themselves..but should…because it worked out so well for Harambe…die a hero…die a hero…or just save the world and just fucking die….

I had no internet all day….no sexting…but I did hear Dr Oz, a reality show Dr gave Trump the health thumbs up…because I guess one shameless cunt must support another and America…the fucking morons…don’t have the mental capacity to differentiate bullshit they see on tv..from more bullshit they see on TV…

I would have rather been staring at asses in the park, but the only young young 18 year old I saw…got up off the park bench where she was enjoying her pumpkin spice latte on break from her college class and crossed the street when I got close enough to sniff her ass…like I was Harambe making friends the primate way…a way college kids frown upon unless you ask for consent…an approach that was executed…when I was just trying to make friends…

Here are some stepLINKS…maybe alcoholism will lead to better adventures or maybe like Harambe I’ll try to get a viral story to celebrate me post humanously…it’s the bootleg fame with less headaches that your next of kin appreciate cuz they get all the royalties…

Here are some stepLINKS before I keep talking in a circular motion about things no one cares about – NOT EVEN ME…

Great Fucking Asses
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Ryan Seacrest is Banging Adriana Lima – As Britney Spears Realizes Seacrest isn’t Gay
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Gigi Hadid in a Magazine
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More Celebrity Couple NEws
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Underworld 5 Trailer
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Fame Whore in a Panda Hat – of the Day
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Kanye is Helping Drake Write Love Songs
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Fame Whore Ass Shot
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2 Chainz Plays with 165,000 Dollar Kittens
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Jessica Alba in a Tight Shirt
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Surprise Press Conference
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Jessica Alba in Red Top…
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Celebrity Cleavage
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Jessica Lowndes – Titty Cleavage
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Girls into Sports
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Melissa Benoist in Superman Costume…
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Jeff Foxworthy is no Jeff Upworthy
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Paris Hilton Whoring
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Kendall Jenner – Sports Bra
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Kendall Jenner – Leather Pants – Dating a Black Guy
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Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day
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Girls with Dimples…
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Toni Garrn Tits
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Pixie Lott – Panty Flash
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More Pixie Lott
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Short Shorts!
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Elle Fanning Does fitness
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Naya Rivera in a Bra
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50 Shades of Darker Trailer
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The Guy on the Bench is Lucky to be Alive
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Rihanna See Through with a Baby
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Shailene Woodley Push Up Bra
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Sara Sampaio in a Tight White Dress
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Tom Brady Doesn’t Eat Strawberries
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Girls and Their Ass Cheeks
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Bottomless Tennis
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Blonde Chick with Stupid Huge Tits
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Kristen Davis – Vintage Porn
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Flashers of the DAy
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Masturbating
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Naked Greek Slut and Her Tits
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Sex at the Fair
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Plane Bathroom Masturbation
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Candice Swanepoel Pregnant in Lingerie
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Lake Bell See Through – Nuipples
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Father and Son Brawl Together
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2016

14

Sep

Mariah Carey Erotica vs Christina Milian of the Day

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Mariah Carey is interesting…but not really, she’s actually a fucking terror diva, who thinks she’s a big deal because everyone tells her she’s a big deal. It’s the big problem with celebrity…they never get a reality check they need because they have people constantly coddling them and protecting them…

She now she’s old, but she’s got access to a cell phone and is posting some weird erotic lingerie pictures…like she’s looking for attention, or feeling insecure, or feeling amazing and sexy because her billionaire husband isn’t fucking her…right…freshly cummed on or in or all over herself…with memories of the CEO of her record label’s dick, or maybe her big black baby daddy dick…

Who knows…but it happened…and it’s entertaining enough for me to stare at..because you give a dancing monkey a phone and magic happens…

Christina Milian is on the same hustle…

Because this is what happens when girls get cell phones and an audience….they get off on dudes getting off to her…

Posted in:Christina Milian|Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

14

Sep

Britney Spears Sex Position of the Day

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Britney Spears is still at it, all medicated, half dead, dancing monkey for her family, an earner…a dancer, a lip syncer, and a sugar mommy who pays for palimony which makes her extra fucking awesome….and this is her Sex Position of the Day and she’s pretty fucking flexible…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

14

Sep

Kate Hudson Solid Cleavage of the Day

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Kate Hudson rockin’ some cleavage at some event and magic didn’t happen…because she’s old, washed up, but apparently still getting work because she’s connected, rich, and apparently she’s getting work done because she’s got tits…and never had tits..

I guess when you’re a sex worker, or more a sex volunteer who has done the rounds in Hollywood filling that void left from having egotistical parents, being raised in the limelight, with access….

Her best work was having a hot ass despite being a young mom…was when she fucked Owen Wilson so good he tried to kill himself…I mean that and every bullshit movies she’s been in – where she plays the same person…but with more tit…

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2016

14

Sep

Mischa Barton See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely…

Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is…

Now she’s a girl who shows her nipples…in outfits on the red carpet…looking medicated…but still better than dead…unless you’re necro…