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2023

27

Jun

Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

I guess Rita Ora wants you all to know that she’s more than what you think she is…..

She’s been a victim of being pigeonholed, or typecast as a “why is this bitch famous” despite being an accomplished enough singer who at one time had a lucrative and highly publicized record deal.

She’s been seen as a “why is this bitch at every fucking event”….only to amass a huge social media following despite no one knowing why she was famous……

I like to think it’s ALL because she had big tits that appealed to the industry people she dealt with…but thanks to her recent working out for her husband DAVID COHEN, professionally known as WAKITIT TAKIKIKI, she’s also got an ass or a version of an ass, that I guess she feels will last longer than her tits as pregnancy and aging approaches…on encroaches on her existence of being “the tits at the event”…because the ass can be sculpted through fitness and she apparently wants you to know she’s got some ass…..

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2023

27

Jun

Dove Cameron Panty Flash of the Day

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Dove Cameron is a big star who gives off “broken rich girl destroyed by the industry” vibes…..from her gay father being killed off…to her career as a child star who had her weird looking co-star boyfriend killed off…it’s almost like she’s textbook for mind control or trauma based mind control so that she keeps on earning for her handlers…

Her goth, cutter with mental health issues vibe is one that I don’t find hot in a world of everyone having mental health issues, but it is a fun take on child star turned fake bad girl, with all this damage, while having no real substance or experience outside of her coddled and babysat realm to really have the character building experiences people with actual problems have….

But none of that takes away from her weird selfie panty flash content, all intense and weird, since even rich girls from the industry can be fucking wack-a-doodle nutcases too!

Here’s to weird celebs taking slutty upskirt selfies.

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2023

27

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I find myself staring at the cameltoes of tight pants on a daily basis, thinking about all the adventures they’ve been on…

Some 60 year olds in tight pants remind me of the off grid, van life, alternative lifestyle youtubers showing you all their adventures they’ve been on and monetizing..

Some cameltoes look like road less travelled, others look like they spent their life on the road and have terrible hemorrhoids from all the sitting, but all cameltoes have their own story, one I’m willing to read, hear, or even taste….and the TIGHT pants make this possible.

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2023

27

Jun

Carys Zeta Douglas Braless of the Day

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Carys Douglas who may have an idiotic name is a recent addition to the celeb daughters you want to fuck fetish that keeps me inspired to update the site, you know the new generation of non celebs, born to celebs, getting paid better than other influencers, all because of who their parents are, all without ever having to actually work…..it’s brilliant…the lazy low level famous for being famous while generating brand support from dick suckers and groupies looking for any celeb integration they can get continues…..INFLUENCER SHIT…all thanks to a self involved selfie taking think you’re important as you document your life and get rewarded for it, despite momma Catherine Zeta Jones’ cunt you crawled out of being the reward you’ve GOT and BEEN GOT for two decades now…

So the celeb fascination in a world of no new celebs falls heavily on the breasts of the slutty rich kid raised by narcissist daugthers and that keeps thing exciting and dynamic in a world of no celebs….doesn’t it.

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2023

27

Jun

Possible Leni Klum Tit Barely Being Contained!

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I don’t know if this is Leni Klum, but I am going to assume that this is Leni Klum because the pervert Stefan who sent it to me only sends me Leni Klum content, because like me, he is really impressed with the size of her tits.

Are they German, are they Italian, are they from hormones that Heidi fed her knowing that she’d need this secret weapon in her back pocket around the time she turns 50 years old, because she can ride of her daughter’s hype, while being postioned as the hot mom, who created the hot daughter through illegitimate means and mechansisms out of wedlock, further offering Leni the daddy issues to help support or encourage those tits being shown!

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2023

27

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO…

I am a firm believer that tiny tits can hold their tiny tit weight, or at least hold their own, like a retard with special needs put into the regular programming at school, only less freakish and far easier to jerk off to, because you don’t need big sloppy tits to be hot tits, you just need the nipples….good old fashioned nipples….to make them enough tit to enjoy..,..

Plus, tiny tit owners are usually less fat and dumpy, a BONUS selling feature when buying tits on the TITTY marketplace that is the internet.

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2023

27

Jun

Stretch….and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Beach Walks with Ass

Some Bitch Doing Fitness

Getting Rid of Frizzy Hair

Wife Cleaning Husband’s Truck Porn

Creepy Dancing

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2023

27

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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They say that the internet was created as a tool to track everyone on all levels of their life, from their conversations, their inner most intimate thoughts, their porn habits, their shopping habits, their locations, their bank accounts, you know as a mechanism of population control and manipulation through the data they pulled from everyone…..

But I like to think that the internet was created as a tool for chicks to post their bikini and swimsuit pics from vacation….which actually be a tool to get people to get onboarded onto the soul sucking, identity stealing, mind shaping internet machine, you know “post bikini pics, all retards will come like mice in a cage being rewarded so that we can get what we want out of them, oh and MAKE it free so that there are no barriers of entry”……but that’s far too dystopian for a wonderful phenomenon of SO MUCH bikini content being produced every day…..

Here’s a round-up of swimwear to start the day right.

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2023

26

Jun

Katie Price 16th Boob Job Tits of the Day

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I appreciate Katie Price Jordan’s consistency all these years….

Before social media, there was Katie Price Jordan’s clown-sized tits, which were either a social experiment, social commentary about a tit obsessed shameless world…this was 20 years ago, way ahead of her time, because now we’ve got 1000s of social media girls trying her same hustle…

Through her ups and downs of crazy, she’s landed on and reconnected with her purpose, her goal, her legacy, her vision, and she’s trying to reclaim her position in the world, despite being older she’s also more experienced and this game…

Apparently, this is her 16th set of NEW tits, and guess what, they’re hilarious, which is what you’d want out of clown tits, the kind of thing to life our spirits in this dark times, PATCH ADAMS…right.

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2023

26

Jun

January Jones Backyard Bikini of the Day

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January Jones is channelling Anne Heche during the Ellen years in this shameless bikini selfie, that’s really not as bad as it could be since she’s a single mom in her 50s, but I guess she’s put some effort into maintaining her body since she’s a TV star and there are expectations and requirements from TV stars…

I don’t really like middle aged bikini selfies for attention, but I guess there’s a bunch of January Jones fans who still jerk off to her tits, some of those people may be some of the men we assume are the sperm supplier in her single mother venture…

Maybe my hate for January Jones is that I resent single mothers whoring on the internet to get by….or maybe it’s because I’ve never watched her TV show and lack that emotional connection to her vapid and fake actor existence that we’ll assume used those tits properly on casting couches in the early years to matter….and this is her now.

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