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2016

16

Sep

Mariah Carey Big Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey brought her billionaire fucking crazy person tits out in public…while in Europe because I guess that’s her new hobby, she seems to be exposing as much cleavage as she can – any chance she gets – because she’s got tits, she’s a shameless self promoting narcissist, who has huge tits which are her only real sex appeal, titty lovers don’t care about much more than the tits, and she’s got an ego from being sucked up to all these years, as well as that pile of money, making her probably the worst …but those tits..clearly divert from that…and I guess anyone dating Mariah Carey is doing it for the jokes of “guess who my wife is, you’ll never guess, have you ever heard that song from the 1990s, yeah well remember Mariah Carey the huge fucking star, yeah her”…

I guess the real backstory is she’s trying to promote her TV show like she’s a Kardashian…because she’s got the same morals and values and eye on the dollar signs as them…

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2016

16

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits in a Bikini Top of the Day

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For those who don’t remember Nicole Scherzinger, she was that dude in Pussycat Dolls…

So Nicole Scherzinger may be a man, but she looks good enough for me, and based on my research with tranny sex workers who mislead straight guys into sex have told me…99 percent of the straight dudes go through with it when they find out the tits come with a dick…because I guess it’s grey area homosex, or maybe it’s just you’re in too deep to escape, take the blowjob and run…either way, dick or not..good tits to focus on…help see past any genitals….

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Here’s some nonsense from her instagram with butt no cock..

A video posted by Nicole Scherzinger (@nicolescherzy) on Sep 8, 2016 at 11:25am PDT

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2016

16

Sep

Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie for Pete Yorn’s New Video of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is doing whatever the fuck she can to maintain whatever the fuck her celebrity is…based on tits or whatever the fuck you want to call them….her talent, her legacy, her worth, her value, her soul, her only marketable quality….but I just call them tits…silly tits, huge tits, tits that remind everyone you don’t need much more than tits to get into music videos where you show off your tits…

I’d hate to say I’m a fan, but I am not against anything going on here, except maybe the shitty fucking song it’s set to…but those clown tits…are fucking substantial…and horseface or not…they matter.

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2016

16

Sep

Jessica Simpson Big Ass in a See Through of the Day

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Porker Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to wear a see through dress and a pair of what must be the most shapeshifting SPANX available on the market, in what is a nice new chapter in the story of a popstar daughter to an exploitative, drawn to the bright lights of Hollywood, closet case preacher from the south…turned child star, busty singer…reality show star married to a boy band…who humiliated herself weekly…before becoming morbidly obese, striking a deal with Weight Watchers, only to get knocked up as many times as she could to not live up to said deal…until finally getting as fit as she could…thanks to a new pro athlete husband, and piles of money made from both her music and her gutter K-Mart brand smutty fat chick clothing…that could afford a trainer and nutritionist in her mansion…hell, just cutting the cost of her nightly Texas BBQ that got her in her fat mess to begin with was likely enough to create this…mid 30s…ass flashing…queen.

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2016

16

Sep

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple and Ariel Winter Bra in Modern Family Wars of the Day

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I assume that there’s a lot of hatred on set of Modern Family between the two young sluts who were forced to be spend time with Sofia Vergara as kids, and forced to learn the ways of the Colombian drug lord prostitute, because their actual families were out spending all their child star money…like when you meet an angry and oddly mexican rich kid who was raised by the maid…

So Ariel Winter – the fat one with the big tits who looks like a dude from a trailer part and Sarah Hyland, the creepily young looking one who always looks like a deer in the headlights…are clearly on the hustle to get more views…more money…to be the standout character on the shit show..

Clearly, Sarah Hyland and her hard nipples…are the winners…because no one likes fat chicks…

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But then again a lot of people like fat chicks and don’t find this fat chick to be a fat chick – since comparatively to fat chicks she’s not that fat…and when you factor in her age and her half nakedness, Ariel Winter isn’t so bad, even though she’s so bad, but she won’t let Sarah Hyland get her one day of hard nipple glory…so the fat monster, who clearly eats all the foot at the buffet had to bust out the Bra of the Day

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2016

16

Sep

Hailee Steinfeld in Leather Pants of the Day

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Leather pants, nature’s pussy baker. The kind of pant that kills animals to make a fashionable article of clothing that makes a twat smell like a dead animal…exciting….to a pervert like me – who spends his nights watching college girls sing Karaoke hoping to see hard nipple or pussy definition because that’s what I do whenever I look at girls…it’s my thing…

She was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 and is already posting bed selfies…the gateway to masturbation videos…

Now she’s a star..on stage…doing the actor, popstar..all while being totally uneventful…

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2016

16

Sep

Vogue Williams in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Vogue Williams….the Serena Williams younger sister who was raised in Ireland…

With a name like Vogue…she would be a much better stripper…but she’s not a stripper…she’s just an Irish chick from the Irish version of The Hills, where they go to the Guinness factory to look for Leprechauns…on St Patrick’s day before having a bar brawl and starting a band called U2…

Her most fascinating part of her storyline…is that In May 2011, she began dating former Westlife singer Brian McFadden….who? Their engagement was announced on 12 January 2012 and they were married on 2 September 2012 in Florence, Italy. In June 2015, they purchased their first home together in Dublin. On 7 July 2015, Williams and McFadden announced that they were separating after three years of marriage

And now she’s in a bikini for the paparazzi…because everyday is a friday if you live your life right…

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2016

16

Sep

Melissa Benoist for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

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Melissa Benoist, was some Glee cast memeber, fucking some dude with a condom on, in some self shot porno that was totally staged and unnecessary, reminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t.

But like all good no name acts who turn around their profile by releasing lame porn…she’s now Wonderwoman or Superwoman…or whatever virgin nerd comic character she is…all because virgin losers are desperate and love seeing pussy of the girls on their shows and if you play the victim, your porn gets you noticed but everyone feels your exploited pain – even when it is self exploitation…no one needs to know it…

These pics are way more boring than her pussy filled..

Posted in:Melissa Benoist|SFW

2016

16

Sep

Barbara Palvin Nipples for her IMG Board of the Day

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Barbara Palvin has nipples…

She was the patsy used by Bieber when he was banging Miranda Kerr – when Miranda Kerr was a married to Orlando Bloom…in a use the 18 year old human trafficked Hungarian designed to sell panties to the middle of the road American…like they sell panties to Americans from their webcam sites…

Well this is her agency that brought her over, IMG, and escort agency…for rich people…where the girls don’t even know they are sex workers..brilliant..

Even when they are topless / nude / whatever…they don’t realize they are sex workers…brilliant…

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2016

16

Sep

Rihanna’s Terry Shoot Revisitied of the Day

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Rihanna did this TERRY RICHARDSON PHOTOSHOOT FOR CR FASHION BOOK …well they just released her butt shot…a round black butt shot…a butt that Drake and I’m sure many other people have been up inside…seeing as the rumor is she launched her career as a child prostitute in Barbados…a career that people frown upon – but I guess pays off…for some…she just needs the right creepy vacationer to sell her off to Jay-Z…

Not that it matters, because I am into this photo….

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