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2016

08

Aug

Katy Perry FELT UP By Orlando Bloom of the Day

Orlando Bloom has lost his mind, probably since finding out that Miranda Kerr, his baby momma is marrying the Snapchat billionaire, and his kid will have a new stepfather, assuming that they stil have custody of their kid an it’s not left in some Kennel for models who have kids with rich guys to collect child support in case modeling doesn’t work out – which it hasn’t really been working out for Miranda Kerr since fucking Bieber and getting fired from mall Brand that made her a million dollars a year…it’s been a struggle that has been off set with more than one, I think 3-4 that we know of – billionaire cock..

So Bloom, in some kind of manic Actor / Australian episode – is just needy, craving attention, making as much noise as possible, while taking advantage of very famous Katy Perry. using her for visibility – as no one cares about Orlando Bloom…getting naked for the paparazzi – knowing Kerr will read the headlines and it will go viral..

And now he’s grabbing Katy Perry’s tits….poor girl has no idea the narcissist is just using her for his own actor ego…she’s nice and just looking for love and these bastards use her because she’s so famous but lucky us seeing bitch get felt up…it’s a good look for her..

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2016

08

Aug

Genevieve Morton Getting Naked of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on a mission to get people to care about her – and she’s taken my advice by hitting the fucking gym – because there was a year or two where she was following her nemesis’ big titty lead – we call it “doing the kate upton” where she just got fatter and fatter – but thanks to not being in SI Swim, the only thing she’s ever done, and a little body shaming – led to some cross fit – and good eating – and a little effort – she looks like a totally different person, still has great tits…which is more evidence than we needed that choosing health and fitness – makes you easier to jerk off to – that dying and fat – but not quite up there with skinny and on hard drugs – too weak to run….you see cuz strong girls can hurt me when I call them names…and I’m not into getting hurt…I mean unless it was from Genevieve Morton looking like this – suffocating me out sitting on my face…

I guess what I am saying is that – at 29 – hit the fucking gym instead of giving up and you’ll have another year barely working as a model…as people will appreciate staring at the tits…

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2016

08

Aug

Ariel Winter has a Busty Sister of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a chubby girl..who everyone, at least the media, fucking loves – because she’s from TV….and 18 and old enough to finally whore out the way she wants to whore out…which is in a way that would make me think she doesn’t think she’s a fat chick because in this generation she’s not a fat a chick….but to an old timer like me – she’s a fat chick and who really cares if she’s a fat chick or not – she’s an 18 year old posting slutty selfies to the internet – and that’s all that matters….it is representative of the world we live…and she is just a product of that need and want for fame and fans – mainly her parents’ need an want for fame and fans…using her as their puppet…which probably gives her lots of issues you’d all want to lick up…

Well, she’s got a busty sister, and I guess that’s because genetics…and because big girls don’t travel alone – it’s a security measure to not get gangbanged by black dudes….or to get gangbanged by black dudes – as black dudes – and fat girls love each other..but this weekend – I saw a skinny white girl with a fat black guy – pushing a bunch of babies and I felt like I was in a parallel universe…

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2016

08

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart for the Olympics in a Bikini of the Day

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Brazilian Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart – who arent’ Brazilian Trannies that people go to Brazil to fuck – as Sex Tourism rules the world….and also increases the world’s AIDS rate, but who are Brazilians who aren’t offensively huge assed, but rather are skinny as fuck and recruited by Brazil loving Victoria’s Secret who made them both rich and famous…

This is not really what the shit filled beaches of Rio actually look like, but it’s good marketing for the Olympics, the city that made them…and Victoria’s Secret who is probably funding it…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio…

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Here’s Izabel Goulart and her snapchat / instagram photographer making magical content – that proves big production modeling is a fucking joke…

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2016

08

Aug

Alyssa Milano’s Breast Feeding of the Day

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ALyssa Milano fucking loves taking pictures of breast feeding….she’s done it before with her other kids – she’s that kind of annoying old lady mom who feels beautiful when she breast feeds, or like it’s a beautiful experience that must be shared, or like it is her duty to help end the stigma of breast feeding – that isn’t really a stigma – it isn’t illegal, just some restaurant owners don’t want you doing it at the table like a fucking primate at the zoo.

I would say that no one remembers Alyssa Milano, because she barely mattered at her peak and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now, but the reality is that people are fucking weird and she’s one of those celebrities that will always have a core fan base of perverts who are really fucking into her, no matter how hairy her arms may be…

Those people must be fucking dying now that she’s taken a stance to promote showing her tits in public like an exhibitionist, disguised as a breast feeding in public endorser, because it’s a basic animalistic thing to do, like fucking, which we don’t do in public as we’ve civilized as a people, yet that people should take a stance to do in public, because it’s only natural….and I like watching…

All this to say, I am all for this progressive women who pull out their tits in public because I like tits….sucking them milk filled, or not…on a hairy animal looking woman or not…who is too old to be a new mom or not…

Keep showing them tits for a cause…I’ll keep watching…which is more than I can say for anything she’s ever done…or any movie she’s ever done – this is pretty much her best work.

I guess I’m just bitter my mom never breast fed me – and either has any breast feeding mom in the park….

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2016

08

Aug

Charlotte McKinney’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney scammed some free birthday trip to Vegas on the Casino plane because she’s been on TV and is low – very low level famous…

I guess part of the pitch she sent to the the Casino for the free trip was that along with her own social media – she’ll also guarantee paparazzi pics get picked up…

So knowing she’s a bottom feeder, she had the option of pulling out a tit or a tamer panty flash because it is her birthday, a new year of whoring and she wants to do things a little classier…

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2016

08

Aug

Lea Michele’s Cleavage of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking – and that is that Lea Michele is a dude, how could she have cleavage, but you’re forgetting that she plays a woman on TV and that Bruce Jenner has cleavage and he’s a dude, not to mention as an Obese man, I can have cleavage and there are a handful of men, who I always laugh at and will regret laughing at, who even get breast cancer and have to get mastecomies

I guess she’s either jacked up hormone therapy to complete her transition, or maybe she’s got breast implants, along with face fillers because this isn’t what she used to look like, or maybe she just hit puberty because she was stunted to get into Hollywood…

Here’s an old pic of her in a bathing suit…

There’s a lot of pressure being average at best looking in Hollywood, even with a voice of an angel, but at least she’s trying to keep up with the instagram whores dudes prefer jerking off to rather than embrace her flaws and start campaigning for body positivity….

I guess what I am saying is unattractive girls look better with tits..

Here is a lingerie looking pic she posted on social media…

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2016

08

Aug

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess these shit quality screenshots of Julianne Hough are from her snapchat, or what I call – the portal filled with self involved, masturabtory, annoying video content of people I don’t give a fuck about, that is often poorly shot, with no purpose or story, nothing comedic or exciting, barely any pussy and often really loud blaring club music, as people showcase how awesome they are….

It’s the empty noise that is destroying a generation – and killing my business – because snapchatting from my house would require too much effort – when really all I want to do is turn this internet shit off..

So in being a “personal brand” or host means she has to get into a bikini for pool day and have her friend or assistant shoot her like she matters – and like she’s a star – because she is in movies and on TV so maybe she is…

She looks pretty beat up, skinny like a cokewhore, which would make sense seeing as she dated Hollywood’s favorite cocaine huffer and pervert – RYAN SEACREST – who does the shit off assholes of all the aspiring models excited by his manipulative smile, checking their phones with his security, signing his NDA and taking his small dick up their asses…because he’s rich as fuck…

I know this Julianne Hough has done some shit, but her public image wouldn’t really tell the same story, unless you read into her relationship with her brother…which I do..

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2016

08

Aug

Kendall Jenner – No Bra – Cuz Bras are Lame of the Day

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At least one person emailed me these pictures of Kendall Jenner is a see through enough dress, not wearing a bra, rocking some nipples, because she’s a girl and that’s how tits work…

Which means at least one person gives a fuck about Kendall Jenner and thinks she’s hot and follows her every move / publicity stunt….

Despite having seen her tits, or her publicly doing media discussing how she doesn’t want to wear a bra anymore – because little tits don’t need a bra – especially not in this hipster era of no one wearing bras…

This isn’t a Social Justice play – or innovative – it’s not even exciting – but at least one person liked it enough to send it into me…and I always encourage emails – it makes me think I still exist on the internet…when we all know I don’t….all thanks to people like Kendall and her gang of money making con artists and their scam brands buy into – acting like she is the face or representation of a generation – instead of just some rich kid from a slutty family with no morals or values..

The only thing good about this is that it encourages vapid young and dumb girls to follow her lead – which are tits I haven’t seen yet but am glad to see in the park and on the street everywhere…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

08

Aug

Stella Maxwell Nipple of the Day

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Stella Maxwell has mastered the modeling industry…or at least the PR aspect of the modeling industry…and the stategic friends and fucking within the industry to land a solid contract in the modeling industry…one that pays more than most pay….because it’s some mall brand bullshit that makes a lot of money and needs girls to spokesmodel the shit like they are at a car show – but rather a panty show…

She was an awkard looking hipster model in NYC who shot naked with people like Terry Richardson, PRE TIT JOB – LOOK HOW UNEVEN THEM TITS WERE because she was eager and positioned herself, but somehow became friends or signed with the agency that Victoria’s Secret uses, then she made out or fingered Miley at Miley’s media peak for the paparazzzi…and all of a sudden she’s feminine, attractive, easier to look at…and topless in whatever this soft, beauty shoot is for…complete with nipples..

Good immigrant stealing American Jobs…reminding you that breast implant lives matter…

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