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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Jul

Sarah Hyland Nail Biting Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has some weird fans – who loved her because she looked 12 up until last year – which is one of those things that makes you question the guys who fuck her – like you have to wonder if they actually fell in love with her for the wholesome reasons of her being on a hit show, famous and rich….or if they are actually creepy weirdo perverts who would fuck 12 years old – and my end up fucking 12 year olds now that they’ve had a taste – but have been able to balance it alright for now…

Well, she’s got tits, or like showing off what look like tits, because her only moral code was created by her TV MOM sofia Vergara while her real parents were out spending the money – on cruises because they deserve it for putting all the work into exploiting her on set…and the network’s got baby sitters so she’ll be ok…just keep on SENDING those checks…

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2016

Jul

Modles Licking Shit of the Day

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This is a feature by Love Magazine called ‘Lick It’ by Phil Poynter….

It features modes Aamito Lagum, Anna Ewers, Grace Bol, Pooja Mor, Sara Sampaio, & Stella Maxwell…

They are licking it…where as it is random objects and not what they actually licked to get their careers…whether it was Stella Maxwell licking Terry Richardson’s ass, before licking Barbara Palvin’s ass, before licking her agent’s ass, before the Victoria’s Secret ass, then Miley’s ass…to now exist…

It takes a lot of ass licking to build a model…making this hardly as stretch in their work, but let’s face it – models never work even when they are working…they have the dumbest and easiest job ever…

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2016

Jul

Janet Montgomery Hot Outfit of the Day

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Janet Montgomery is from SKINS…the UK version, that I never watched, but I am sure was better than the USA version, because the USA ruins everything, they just rape and pillage, it’s their colonial, missionary, GIVE ME YOUR oil way. It’s like why come up with their own show, let the people in the UK be edgy, or cutting edge, or interesting with their brains and education – and repurpose it for AMERICA..make it bigger…with more money…

So as USA turns everything they touch to shit, it is also the HUB, the place to be, the industry lives there…and if you’re a citizen of the world, you’ll know that the USA, despite their shitty content and execution on good ideas, is the place to be, it is the best world in the country, and that’s probably why this Janet bitch lives in the USA…to get fucking paid…and like all international actors – she’s in the USA living the fucking dream…

Going to premieres in see through dresses – because get noticed when you can – it’s hard to stand out amongst all the noise out there…

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2016

Jul

Charlotte McKInney Airport Erotica of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the horse face with massive tits – who wants you to know she also has a butt – because she’s that kind of girl – who likes to objectify herself to get ahead and it works….

So if you’re a girl and you have tits – and you probably do – get those tits out there, just pretend it is empowering, your body to do what you want with, because it is your body, do what you want with it – but if you do what men want you to do with it – you’ll go a lot further in life…

She was a dancing with the star before being a star – and now she’s probably scrambling to find her place, so she’s gone to Canada..

Now I don’t know what she’s doing in Canada, maybe she’s fucking Drake and the Weekend….or maybe she’s working on a Canadian production of some bullshit…I could IMDB it but the fact that she has an IMDB is offensive to the entertainment industry I envision in my head, which is far from the entertainment industry that actually exists…because you give people with bad ideas, their heads up their asses and a lot of money all the decision making power – and shit like Blair Witch Project get remade or Flatliners….instead of just creating NEW ideas…it’s fucking crazy…but put some tits in it and it’ll be ok…

I guess this isn’t exciting to anyone but me…you know because of the Canada connection – tits that are only one hour flight from me…I just came.

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Here she is working out at the gym….subtle spread legged.

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2016

Jul

Elsa Hosk Harper’s Bazaar Greece of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model, who was originally a nude model, because nude models can break into the mainstream unlike pornstars – so long as they fuck the right people…

Being a Victoria’s Secret model means she’s doing press and this shoot is for Harper’s Bazaar Greece that is far less Greek than I’d want it to be, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, I mean ANAL…they built an ancient civilization off ANAL sex which I guess is what Hollywood did too, but not in the same way…because Greece celebrated anal sex, while hollywood pretends it doesn’t happen as to not upset the Christians…

EITHER WAY…there’s one semi panty in what looks like plastic wrap…or what you’d use if you killed her and had to dispose of her body…and if you know me…you know how much I love fabric that doesn’t breathe – especially when it comes in contact with pussy…

FETISHES EVERYWHERE…

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2016

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

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Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer –

I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true

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2016

Jul

New York Park Bench Star and Other Videos of the Day

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Terrifyuing Truck Accident…

This is What Happens When You Cheat on your Husband in China

Classy Topless Chick Fight

Kit Hit by Car – Hard

Classy Rochester New York

Bull VS Person…in Mexico

Tiger VS Woman in China who Gets Out of Car in a Nature Reserve like an Idiot

Rio Training for Terrorist Attack

Man Tried to Kill a Guy Getting Dialysis in ALbania – Ends Up Killing Two Other Women

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched the DNC which was far more boring than the RNC – but the RNC wasn’t exciting in a fun – these guys get down kind of way – but in a these idiots are hicks with a totally delusional vision of the country and world – like backwoods inbreds who fuck their sisters – wearing suits like they were going to church – acting like they don’t fuck their sister – because they are the preacher and have an image to upheld in the lies they perpetuate….then there’s Trump, the grossest out for himself asshole narcissist who fucks people over…pretending that he can save the world like a fucking hero…who has been coddled his entire life and probably couldn’t even book his own hotel room…seriously…

I’m Canadian, but still appreciate the ridiculousness…but I am a pervert first…and all I keep thinking about is …when will we see Hillary’s vagina for proof that she’s the first woman president…her pussy is the Obama Birth Certificate of this campaign..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…while I reflect on not having sexted enough the last 24 hours….it’s my only joy and human experience in this oppressive, politically correct, no fun world filled with censorship to appease the uptight whiners and the ad agencies..

A Bunch of Fan Girls on the Tail End of Comic Con
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Margot Robbie for you Perverts
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Slutty Genevieve Morton and Her Busty Nipples
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Moves Out
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Trainspotting 2 – the Trailer
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Adam Savage Undercover at Comic Con
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People Transporting Weird Shit on Motorcycle
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They are redoing Blair Witch Project – are you fucking kdiding me
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24 Hours Le Mans
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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My failed joke – that isn’t really a joke because it happened to me – in the depths of excitement of my life that involves never leaving my house and avoiding social media because people promoting brands for free like it’s cool is fucking killing me….was…

When sexting “i came fast” autocorrects to “I came fast food” fat girls get extra excited

Here are some stepLINKS….

Thigh Gaps
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Selena Gomez is Crazy – Talking Shit – About Herself…Supporting Taylor Swift…I Guess…because Swift is a Cunt…If You’re a Smart Popstar – You Let her Drown.
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Some Young Young named Peyton List and Her Slutty Conservative Shoot
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Brie Larson is Not Hot
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Britney Spears – Ass Video
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Jennifer Aniston – Talks to the Youth
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Brie Larson – Busted Face – Hard Nipple
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Prince Bought Purple Rain Home Before he Died
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CAlvin Harris and Kim Kardashian Unite
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Crazy Russian Rooftopper
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Big Tits Eat a Cupcake
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Lea Michele Found Tits – and a New Face
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Bitches by the Pool
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Ashely Tisdale Ass in Jeans…
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Suicide Squad Trailer with Soundtrack Remix
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Backyard Robot…
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Comendian VS 400 Hecklers
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Girls in Tight Dresses – Losing Oxygen to their Non Existent Brains – Dying – And Being more CLICK HERE

Adriana Lima Legs….
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Katy Perry Olymics Song – Get Ready To Hear It For 16 Days
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Crazy Boxing Speed
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Karma – Girl VS Dog
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Ashley Benson Skinny Legs
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China’s Good Will Hunting – Delivery Man Genius
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Rita Ora – No Bra Titty in a Hoodie
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Jaden Smith’s GIRLFRIEND is Hot
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Old as Fuck Christie Brinkley
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Melissa Benoist Not in her Nude Pics
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Demi Lovato’s Fat Ass on a Bench
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South Park’s 20th Anniversary Ad
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Rental Truck Crash….
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Vanessa Hudgens Out for the Paparazzi in a Onesie
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Terrifying Music Impressions by Celine Dion
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Lucy Hale Walking
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Margot Robbie
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Instagram Gave Taylor Swift Special Edit / Moderation Tools..Because they are Whores to Celebs
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Martha Hunt Holding a Bra
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Wonder WOman – The Trailer Nerds Have Masturabted To 12 Million Times
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Real Life Tarazan
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Olivia Holt Fuck me Boots
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Margot Robbie Talks some Bullshit that Doens’t Matter about Sexism
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Amber Heard – Fuckign Elon Musk – Probably
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Huge Tits
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Accidental Porn Puke –
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Random Couple with Yellow Hair Blowjob
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Skinny Girl VS Sex Toy
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Some Chick Named Valory Irene and Her Massive Tits
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Some Naked Hot Chick
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Suicide Jump Over Movie Tickets
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Titties on the Water Slide
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Couple Arrested for Sex in Front of their Kids
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Britney Spears and her Shitty Taste in Music Workout of the Day

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So Britney Spears is working out in her home gym, staying fit to keep on making money to support her family and staff by dancing around like a monkey on stage singing shitty songs people are emotionally attached to – while listening to shitty songs that created social media hookers like Em Rat Cow thanks to her big tits..

While Lohan, a exploited, broken, crazy dancing monkey in her own right, but not managed as tight as the even crazier Britney Spears…back in the head shaving years – but still pretty fucking crazy is on her balcony putting on a show about being pregnant and choked out by her Russian billionaire…who was out partying when she was at home trying not to have a miscarriage with that knitting needle…

She’s a wreck – but Britney Spears gives us hope of a mid 30s mom ass in leggings working out not needing to be a bad thing – but more importantly – that your kid can be an earner forever.

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