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2016

27

May

Amber Heard Ruining Careers with a Face Bruise of the Day

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Here’s a “Beat up” Amber Heard for those of you who like to see a bitch who swooped in on an A-Lister, pretty much top of the industry actor, who was in a relationship….with her vagina and other manipulative tactics…in efforts to have him all for herself, because that’s what egotistical cunts do…they want it all..

Amber Heard was some ghetto regular girl who made it to a place where she could make Johnny Depp her sugar daddy, and thus leverage him for work and a celebrity…she’s garbage…

Any girl who fucks with a dude to get ahead, which is every girl, is terrible and should get more than just a phone to her face…you should run them the fuck over or drown them in your Bahamian private Island she’ll likely try to take half of..

It’s hard being a dude, when hot young girls try to fuck us because of their own agenda, their own using, it’s hard to not ignore the obvious and just fall into the sex….but when she gets bad…they get fucking evil and try to destroy you to come out on top…partially because they want the most they can get out of the divorce, but maybe because they are bitter dude cheated on her, even though she was once the girl he cheated with….these things have patterns – no your role…

Now I don’t think we should beat women ever, even though all those equal rights bitches want that, since to them men aren’t stronger than women, and shouldn’t be paid more, but if you were to throw a phone and it make contact, we’re kinda in a place where that’s not that bad, she just has bad reflexes…

All this to say, she fucked with Johnny Depp, when married, dude is Johnny Depp, probably rich and egotistical and crazy…and at one point a heavy drug user and womanizer…so you kinda get what you deserve when you play with that fire..

Either way, I find Amber Heard hot..I just think she’s a cunt and I hope she gets nothing…for her bad behavior..

More importantly, I hope her trying to destroy Johnny Depp’s reputation by making a villain out of him goes no where…cuz I hate when bitches do that…especailly when they were the ones probably punching themselves in the face to leave a mark…

Happy Memorial Day Weekend…let’s remember lost LUST turned into Marriage of an A-Lister and some low grade hooker…..now trying to ruin him….

#TEAMJOHNNY

Equal rights…sometimes you gotta throw a phone at a bitch! But he should have taken her out on a “romantic sail” and thrown her off, because now he’s the homewrecker asshole and in this era – his career will suffer…as she rapes him of a lot of money instead of the romantic victim who lost his wife due to sailing error. Worked for Natalie Wood…

Either way, tonight you go out and use this line:

“Baby wanna be romantic, careless and free like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?” When she says yes, throw your phone in her face.

#TEAMJOHNNY

Remember she’s an “actor”…don’t believe her lies…

#TEAMJOHNNY

Maybe Johnny Depp is an abusive overrated and overpaid fuck who isn’t even that good of an actor, but people believe his bullshit artistry and have for so long that it has become his identity. Maybe he is a terror who beats on women or anyone who isn’t on his dick coddling him and telling he’s a god…

The fact is you don’t ever hit women..especially opportunist homewrecker sugar baby brats….

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Maybe we should boycot that rich, thinks he doesn’t need to follow the same rules we do because he can buy his way out, girl bully – and fuck his daughter when she turns 18….in one year…she just turned 17…but at 17 this Lily Rose is amazing…and a French citizen where 16 is legal…YAY!

#teamjohnny

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2016

27

May

Alicia Arden Upskirt of the Day

Alicia Arden is some General Hospital Soap Opera star who may or may not still be on the show, but probably isn’t on the show, even though the cast on the show would be equally trashy…I don’t watch that shit, but I did try to jerk off to one of the sex scenes at least once in my life, staying home sick and buying into the drama and romance that doesn’t actually exist in real life…but that made me feel alive…something I guess it does for Housewives everywhere..the porn, with porn level talent, without the good penetration of porn…Soap Operas…what a joke…

I think it’s safe to say that this 47 Year old’s best work is this paparazzi staged nonsense of her golfing…it’s what happens when you haven’t been on TV for a long time, or if you have been on TV…it’s been really low level shit forcing you to have one last HURRAH..showing the world your ass…like the Vegas call girl you were raised to be….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

27

May

Fergie Memorial Concert of the Day

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I thought Fergie was dead…I guess Fergie isn’t dead so she doesn’t need to have a memorial…but she does seem to be in concert….looking like a corpse, with a pretty decent body, but is still a corpse…you know the kind of thing you’d dig up but not tell anyone because they though you were weird, only in Fergie’s case she’s not quite dead yet…just old…an old broken child star turned meth addict…turned very fucking rich hard bodied tranny mom..with skin sagging off her bones and an ass I’d still like shit on me – even though I am not into shit, especially not meth addict shit….the ass is still an ass…old and weathered…

So here’s Fergie In Concert in Leather Body Suit – Showing Ass

TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE…

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2016

27

May

Lisa Snowden Big Ibiza Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Lisa Snowden is a British TV host who I’ve never really heard of, so I am going to assume you’ve never heard of her either, but she definitely is hoping people hear of her, because she’s trying to get people to hear of her, by busting out her tits in Ibiza for the paparazzi she probably called, even though tits out in Ibiza is really considered being dressed, so many drugged up dancing to electro tits exposed in Ibiza, so that when you’re a 43 year old with massive tits, you might as well join in….

So even if this is normal behavior, I can tell there’s a level of desperation to be featured in the tabloids…and I fucking love that…

These aren’t just exposed tits for the sake of Ibiza being tit friendly…this is staged tit exposure to seem like they are tits for the sake of Ibiza being tit friendly, but totally an attempt to slut out since tits get hits and hits may get her to negotiate a better contract at work….

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Big Tits or not…she’s too old for me…to appreciate…like expired milk…tits…

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2016

27

May

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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Here is a photoshoot of Irina Shayk for a pre Memorial Day weekend celebration to remember that Russians, despite having no souls…can be very fucking compelling, sexy, hot and amazing…

I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is the best model out there, the hottest model out there, and a really good A-List scamming set of tits…that just figured it all out and used her hot to escape Communism through the Siberian mountains…struggling after her horse died from the cold…forced to make a protective tent out of its corpse….only to be picked up by a pro Soccer Player who happened to be doing an exhibition with his team in the small town she found herself in…I mean..that or the private jet he recruited her on because they had a deal that she wouldn’t out him for being gay and he’d get her in the magazines to really affirm he’s not gay…

She’s in a magazine, I am in love, and I will memorialize…today…staring at her…knowing she’s probably going to be pregnant and over in the next two years…so take it in.

I’m a fan of all her work…of all of her…especially her dark and scary past …send nudes.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

27

May

Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is everyone’s favorite lesbian with shitty little tits…from some movie called Personal Shopper…apparently – she has a masturbation seen…which is pretty exciting for people into soulless Twilight actors with very little range in their acting…just always dead faced and boring..but still worth a fuck…because even corpses have vaginas too…

Kristen Stewart tits are better than Kristen Stewart riding her girlfriends’ face, because her girlfriend is the kind of lesbian you don’t want to see fuck, even if you want to see all lesbians fuck, becuase she’s the kind of lesbian who looks like she has a dick, probably because she’s ripped one off the last dude who flirted with her…

Not that my opinion matters, I am a nobody…and these are tits..

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2016

27

May

Alex Hansen for The Alex Book to Inspire Your Memorial Day of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day, I assume everyone is eating BBQ or in the woods making SMORES already..maybe they are pissing in a Vegas pool party…or something trashy like shooting off fireworks in their hick town..

But this Alex Hansen model with huge and amazing tits is the star of a new book called THE ALEX BOOK featuring pictures by one of my favorite pre-instagram photographers – who can actually take pictures – Jonathan Leder….and she should be inspiration for your Memorial Day weekend…if it doesn’t look like this…you’ve failed…

Here are a bunch of the pics…and BUY THE BOOK

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2016

27

May

Charlotte McKinney in a Tight Top of the Day

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Hard Nipples! Pushed Together in a Tight Shirt. Of The Day…..fuck Charlotte McKinney. She’s a scam….but here’s a genuine candid photoshoot that’s not a photoshoot of Charlotte McKinney….people are just so damn excited by her that they snap off 300 pics of her…and it has nothing to do with her calling the paparazzi to tip them off as to where she is…and everything to do with her being so famous that they just follow her and her tits everywhere they can to get these life changing – documentary style pics of her…living in her element, doing her thing….which isn’t really a thing…it’s just having them big tits…they created her…because the American Dream is the natural tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

27

May

Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried has a personality. For so many years she’d be captured by the paparazzi looking like a homeless person, despite being the new Lindsay Lohan who stole Lindsay Lohan’s career, doing the shitty cash grab romance movies and turning around and doing dark nude characters who were nude…with great tits…naked…with bush…but outside of the movies we fell in love with her in…she was just some lame, Justin Long fucking, sweat pant wearing slob…

But I guess she’s got a sense of humor, because she’s got onto social media despite being famous and not really needing it, and even disengaged by celebrity – because she’ never does anything outside of her movies…

Because….here she is making a butt plug joke..

Brilliant…at least more brilliant than any of the fat comedians…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2016

27

May

Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day

Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever…

Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter..

People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to…..

Make that money…

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