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2016

30

May

Juana Burga Topless For Richard Bernardin of the Day

Juana Burga is some Peruvian model I’ve never heard of – since everyone is a fucking model…and none of these models really matter…like most women…especailly the new feminist movement…are totally interchangeable…

You see, I’ve fucked some hookers, and there’s really not that much difference in sensation when it’s riding your dick..but maybe I have a numb dick…thanks to obesity..and nerve damage from sitting on park benches all day…

Same thing applies to girls willing to get naked…they are all the same…and beach pics…even when they are from Montreal local celebrity photographer Bernadin…are all the same…but doesn’t mean you shouldn’t look at it…

I guess what I’m saying is unknown model tits…are tits..

Posted in:Juana Burga

2016

30

May

Francia Raisa Stripper Pole Pussy Stretch of the Day

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You may not know who Francia Raisa is, you know maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you enough to commit to part 3….and maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…because I am an egotistical asshole who forgets that JESUS Martinez is a common name…I get the friend requests on FB all the time from mexicans who think they know me…

So Francia Raisa, the star of those hits, does pole dancing and when pole dancing isn’t enough – she does the BUTT SHOT…for instagram…in a “look at me, I’m still here, even though I’m barely here”…kind of way…

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM:https://www.instagram.com/franciaraisa/

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2016

30

May

Alexis Ren Gets Topless and Racy of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit…

She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with…

It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible…

Nothing is real..but I think her tits are..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

30

May

Stella Maxwell in a Magazine of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is some whore who really navigated the industry really fucking well….

She’s signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, which may not mean that the brand is paying her as much as they used to pay their models, but it’s a stamp of approval that makes her instagram model level of talent LEGIT..

I mean what talent is really required to be a model, the ability to stand in front of a camera and not give into the feeling that you look like an asshole, because you look like an asshole, but your ego and narcissism tells you that you’re being celebrated as you pose like an asshole..

She fucked with Barbara Palvin, worked into the VS team through her, then fucked Miley for press and won the fucking troll on the industry…

Here she is being average at best..because that is her best…just don’t tell her that..she won’t believe you…

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2016

30

May

Rachel Mortenson Nude on the Beach of the DAy

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Rachel Mortenson is some whore…on the beach crying for attention with her huge 32 year old tits…

I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters…no seriously…call me Barbara Walters…

What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona… sounds legit….who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests and won and now signed with a real life fashion agency, that did nothing for her….

So she’s back to the beach being a low level girl with huge tits…hooter girl….for life…

Posted in:Rachel Mortenson

2016

30

May

Woman Gets Stripped by a Mob and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Breaks Sink Washing Ass

Drumming Through Residential Vegas

German Couple Gets Pranked

Cop Grabs Woman – Throws Her Down

Rally Car Crash

I choose the Gorilla Over a 3 Year Old with Bad Parents Any Day

Baseball Bat Fight

Schoolgirl Falls Out of Minivan

Robber Gets Shot

Donkey Slaughtered on the Street – What the Fuck

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is Memorial Day in America, which means it is also Memorial Day in the rest of the world…because America runs the media…so we as non-Americans much go along with it, and the good news is that going along with it means staring a pics of chicks at lame pool parties half naked holding the flag…because that’s what America is about motherfucker…and that’s what the basis of Memorial day is..to remember all the sluts…who see a great opportunity for a themed nude….because people died for this day…

Here are some morning links…

Some Huge Memorial Day Tits
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Pervert Glee Star Going Down
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Prince William on All Fours
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Tony Hawk Skateboards in Zero Gravity
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German RAIN
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Kelly Brook in Lingerie….
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Topless Drive Thru
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April Geary in a Bikini
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Keira Knightley in a Red Dress
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Kourtney Kardashian is a Whore
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Ozzy Man Reviews American Football
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Lingerie Girls
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2016

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my Memorial Day weekend – here in Canada is that it’s not a long weekend and everything will be like every other weekend, however, I did go in the grocery store and girls were wearing tight shirts and the AC was making their nipples hard, and I like hard nipples….not to mention, the girls are out in the park in bikinis, and I just ate a sandwich staring at a crotch in a bikini…so memorial day or not…there’s erections too be had…just not by me…but the horniness and creepy pervert thoughts are still there…I just can’t act on them…making things far more creepy, slimy and perverted just less threatening…because you can’t force a limp dick into anything, you can just sort of smear it on things…#impotence…

Yay. Memorial day.

Johnny Depp Beat the Fuck Out of Amber Heard…Homewrecking Whores Can Break People..and destroy their public image because they are calculated – beware of the bad bitches out there men…
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Amber Heard Got Her Retraining Order –
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Things That Bounce..
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Lily Rose Depp is Amazing – I Should Take Care Of Her During These Hard Times
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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They Named the Python Amber Heard
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Playing Ukulele Like a BEAST…
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They Just Cured Cancer, Fucking Awesome
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Ashley Greene Ass in Leggigns
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Pregnant Candice Swanepoel in a See Through Skirt
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Mariah Carey in a Sheer Top…
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Chicken Embryo Development in a Glass
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Tia Shipman Nude
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Selena Gomez Has a Nipple
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Bieber is Banging Nicola Peltz
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Pregnant Bar Refaeli
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Uma Thurman Hands
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Serena Williams TRICK SHOTS
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WHY winners of Indy 500 Drink Milk at the Finish Line
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Kelly Brook in Lingerie
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Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Modeling
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Rihanna in a Bathrobe
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Victoria Justice at the AIrport with a Faggot
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Ariel Winter Fat Tits
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Peyton Roi – Young Slut
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Katrina Bowden – Legs
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Motorcycle Wobbles…
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Girls who ARen’t in Bras
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Classic Pinup
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Naked in the Garden
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Just a Casual Day at the Park
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Great Fucking Tits
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Girl Tongues her Dog
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Skank Fight
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Hot Girl Handles a Ball
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Looking Up Some Amateur Skirt
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

27

May

Bella Thorne in a Skimpy Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

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Bella THorne is clearly on set for some movie that booked her because she’s gone viral, and not in a typical Hollywood way, with designer herpes they all have because if everyone has herpes it’s like no one has herpes…if you know what I mean…

Well, they have not only used her for her name and social following she got being a subtle slut…but they’ve also used her the way she is supposed to be used…in a skimpy bikini…showing a lot of ass..and possible vagina definition…if you look close enough…which I haven’t…

Not because I don’t find her exciting in an era of social media stars being all that matters….because she’s made the cross over as an actual actress…because I am down for an 18 year old who looks 40…half naked…

I just find her over exposed, talked about too much, and that alone bores the fuck out of me…but these pics…of perky enough everyone – even the breast implants…rope me back in…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like bikinis…here’s a tight skirt and crop top…from her instagram…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

27

May

Selena Gomez Has Hard Nipples at Fat Meet and Greets of the Day

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People are excited that Selena Gomez has hard nipples in her tank top that she’s not wearing a bra in – because she got breast implants and doesn’t need to wear a bra…and passed it off as getting Chemotherapy for her LUPUS…that may be true, but that was a marketing hook and diversion, when she should just focus on her new tits, making sure they are exposed properly, subtly, she doesn’t want you to think she’s desperate or anything, meanwhile…you are…very desperate…that hard nipples on Disney Stars still get you off – you’re pathetic…at least Selena is out there making millions with this silly hustle…you’re just embarrasing yourself…buying into this monkey media manipulating Bieber fucker…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW