Memorial Day may be best known for getting wasted by the pool or at the BBQ, but it’s 2016 and you’re all a bunch of hippies who listen to rap music and like getting “lit”….I’m on instagram sometimes I see what you’re all about…

So I figured I’d do to 5 “sexiest” vaporizers for VAPORNATION …because I am a hooker trying to make YACHT money…but also because VAPORNATION is the best place for a drunk to get Vaporizers…

I would never say a Vaporizer is sexy, but girls sucking on them like a cock, blowing out smoke like Old Hollywood erotica is… Which is why I let them choose the 5 Sexiest VAPES and describe them because I don’t know shit about shit…I just like getting fucked up however I can….and so do you, but because of your Fibre Myalgia so I just chose the pictures….that’s about my mental capacity today…

1- #ThisThingRips R Series 2 | $49.99

As far as wax pens go, few offer as much bang for your buck as The R Series 2 from #ThisThingRips. The R2 is equipped with a ceramic rod atomizer and features a calibrated low-temperature coil, quality craftsmanship, a stylish green visual chamber, a powerful 650mAh battery, and universal 510 threading. For those times you need to discreetly dab on-the-go, the R Series 2’s discreet pen cap fits over the chamber, disguising the unit as nothing than an ordinary, everyday writing pen. True to GET IT HERE

2- Herbalizer | $599.99

Desktop vaporizers don’t get much better than the Herbalizer. Affectionately dubbed “Herbie” by its creators, the Herbalizer vaporizer is a space-age dual-function unit that features otherworldly styling, functionality and performance. Allowing you to choose between whip-draw or balloon bag vapor delivery methods, the Herbalizer is as versatile as it is beautiful. Its user-friendly interface is highlighted by a clear view LCD display and intuitive controls. Proudly made in the USA, Herbie is a must-own for true vaporizer connoisseurs who seek out the finer things in life. HERE

3- Source Orb XL Flosstradamus | $119.95

Portable dab rigs are taking the industry by storm, and it should come as no surprise that Source Vapes is leading the charge with the Orb XL Flosstradamus portable dab device. Not your average wax pen, the “Floss” is powered by a 40W TC box mod, and is includes revolutionary quartz rod triple coil atomizers that are constructed from pure quartz crystal and grade 1 titanium. The Orb XL Flosstradamus utilizes Source’s famous Orb mouthpiece, and is cross-compatible with many other wax pen accessories from Source. This Edition high-powered portable dab rig is a necessity for all daily dabbers and wax concentrate enthusiasts. GET IT HERE

4- Vapir Prima | $229.99

Vapir is one of the oldest, most trusted names in vaporization. Their latest release, the Prima, is one of the most highly-rated portable vaporizers of 2016, and has quickly become a favorite among many of the top vaporizer reviewers in the industry. Featuring sleek, modern styling, the Prima is equipped with four preset temperature settings, a removable stainless steel vapor channel, as well as a removable/replaceable lithium-ion battery. The Prima vaporizer a rare breed among portables, allowing you to seamlessly transition between dry herbs and wax concentrates without sacrificing performance. GET IT HERE

5- KandyPens Gravity | $129.95

The Gravity is the latest (and dare we say greatest?) wax pen innovation from KandyPens. Featuring a sandblasted black finish that’s as cool as the other side of the pillow, the Gravity vaporizer is equipped with a dual quartz rod titanium coil atomizer and also includes a coilless ceramic dish atomizer – both of which allow the true taste of your dabs to shine through. The Gravity’s battery is adjustable between four preset temperature settings, and is covered under an industry-leading lifetime warranty, which is a testament to KandyPens’ commitment to customer satisfaction. GET IT HERE

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