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2016

31

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue Paris of the Day

I love this Edita Vilkeviciute,photoshoot – that makes me ask the very important question of where would we be in this world without Eastern European girls…in both mainstream and porn…they are by far the most substantial looking, the more dead on the inside, the most soulless and opportunistic but so fucking hot while they do it..

Now I don’t even like Edita Vilkeviciute or her constant titty shoots, if you asked me who my favorite model was – I doubt Edita Vilkeviciute, would even come to mind – because all these bitches are interchangeable…but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking incredible…

I think it’s proof that communism works…just camp the uglies, breed the hot, and win….even though they kind of lost, but the world war hasn’t ended yet – there is still hope for the iron curtain…

Sex worker human trafficked or not – we can still jerk off to her..because she wants you to…

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2016

31

May

Frida Gustavsson Tits Eating Strawberries of the Day

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Frida Gustavsson is in this issue of Eurowoman Denmark whatever the fuck that is…she’s some Swedish titty model who you aren’t supposed to think is a titty model because she’s in all kind of fashion magazines making her titties non pornographic or desperate but rather art…

It’s all about how you spin them tits, not that I ever get to spin tits, I once convinced a girl to put tassels on her tits and spin them…it would have been better if she wasn’t 250 pounds who thought she was a 100 pounds…those burlesque girls from the late 90s were the fucking worst..not that that has anything to do with this Frida Gustavsson and her titty modeling – you know just living…more accomplished than any of us…which is remarkable considering that based on her tits alone…which is what I base all female worth on – she’s not that great..

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2016

31

May

DrunkStepfather Memorial Day Snapchat Takeover of the Day

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Her name is MARLENA POSA and she decided to do a DrunkenStepfather Snapchat takeover.

My snapchat is DrunkStepfather, you can scan this pic:

I realize that snapchat is the future, but I still hate all social media, I see people snapping their lives, and watching everyone’s bullshit life, and the whole thing is a huge waste of fucking time….but the kids fucking love it and I love getting my girls to get in bikinis and convene with you perverts outside of the site – because I am a modern day Patch Adams – making your shitty life better….

Follow DrunkStepfther on snap…it’s not the future, if anything it’s outdated with some old timer trying to navigate the new media landscape for the pussy…but it still happened – watch.

Posted in:Snapchat

2016

31

May

Jessica Simpson’s Memorial Day Tits of the Day

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Remember Jessica Simpson for Memorial Day – showing you all that is right with America, that a woman with a pervert dad with GOD on his side can become a billionaire all while being dumb as fuck – all because of these big veiny, recently fit, old, mom massive tits…with a surprisingly flat weight watchers sponsored stomach…

This is the American Dream…in action..so fertile…reminding me of everything wrong in my life because my fat wife is a morbidly obese woman with small tits…not a fat chick who managed to keep her tits after losing the fat tits….and the last natural tits I’ve grabbed were so long ago as all strippers I pay are implants…what a tease.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

31

May

Kefera Buchmann Topless on Snapchat of the Day

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Kéfera Buchmann is a a Brazilian actress, youtuber and comedian….apparently….

She’s got 6.9 Million Followers on her Instagram …. and she’s not even that hot…we can assume its because the general public has ZIKA virus and their small brains can’t help buy buy into her…

I’ve never been to Brazil, but I know it is the land high AIDS rate and TRANNY prostitute availability makes it a place you probably don’t want to find yourself…it’s the reason AIDS has been included in some famous PORN scenes…not to mention I visit LIVELEAK daily (click stepNEWS in the header) and all the most fucked up murders happen in Brazil…but that doesn’t mean it’s not amazing…

Like you, I have been fed that Brazilian models with nice round ass, who may or may not have penis, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret team loving their asses..so I am a believer, even if this Kefera Buchmann is not that exciting – even in her “scandal” for more press, because what the hell else is there to do when you’ve already got 6.9 Million followers..

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2016

31

May

Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day

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Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior…

It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over…

Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids…

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2016

31

May

Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a Russian model, not a whore, stop thinking like that…you asshole…

If this was 1985 communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 12, because both her parents died of hypothermia in a work camp taking our heroine on an international whirlwind life in the sex trade….suckin’ dick internatiomnall for the mob…until realizing they could make her a model…I would be more into Natasha Poly…

But the real story is that started modeling in 2004, she is married…which kinda makes her really fucking boring…at least to me…because rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns to seem busy or productive….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….

I like my girls more broken…and desperate…down on their luck and hungry..

So here she is in VOGUE representing nothing good…because I think the focus should always be on the actual whores who don’t make it…they have more personality, substance and edge…

Posted in:Natasha Poly

2016

31

May

Couple Has Sex On London Bus an Other Videos of the Day

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Toronto Area Costco Brawl!!! Canadian Dreams…

Chinese Man Eats Off Tits at Work

Fridge Falls on Thief

The Elephant Massage

Crazy Jumper

Fight in Cranston RI

Drunk Driver Accident of the Day

Worker Hits back

Drunk Driving Nap

Angry Woman VS Truck

Kid Gets Electrocuted Playing Video Game

Florida Gator…Looks Fake

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am out of jokes…I guess they are like cumshots and eventually dry up….but the nice thing is that I’ve morphed into a joke…my existence is a joke…and that alone becomes more valuable than any clever play on words about sluts…that makes people laugh…I call it really committing to the joke that it no longer exists…

Everytime I am face to face with a girl and I crack a joke, they just look at me awkward, maybe even scared and I realized that what may have been laughable in the 90s…is just terrifying when it is pushing 50…

It was memorial day, I saw a lot of tributes to your freedom and soldiers with bikini pics…so I went out to a bar in Canada and tried to convince girls to call me Johnny Depp so that I could throw my phone at them…

Not one of the girls laughed…maybe it was because they were a group of liberal arts lesbians….or maybe it was because I am just not that funny..

The good news is that there are always going to be tits.

Here are some morning links…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
CLICK HERE

Man is Very Mad at his Neighbor’s Cable
CLICK HERE

Melissa McCarthy Porn….I mean…In Ghostbusters…But Someone Jerks Off to This…
CLICK HERE

British Reality Whore
CLICK HERE

Amber Heard Laughing to the Bank
CLICK HERE

Kirsten Dunt EROTICA
CLICK HERE

Some Whore with a Surfboard
CLICK HERE

Anyone Else Jerking Off to These Amber Heard Pics
CLICK HERE

French Prankster Vs Hospitals
CLICK HERE

Search Party – Stupid Comedy Movie Trailer
CLICK HERE

J.Cole Makes Beats on the Bus
CLICK HERE

Asshole Driver of the Day
CLICK HERE

Wolverine Kill Count
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

31

May

Kylie Jenner Memorial Day Bikini Party of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is fucking garbage. I know it’s not entirely her fault that she was raised in this shit, exploited at a young age and doesn’t know better….and I know this is all probably a well calculated joke to her that allows her to really love all the attention she’s getting and all the money she makes doing virtually nothing…but the mangled body that looks like she’s stapled flesh onto herself – in efforts to look cute or hot – and not like the fat chick she is is just odd…freak of nature at 18….and it’d be nice if her and her family self destructed…yet we still feed into the garbage…despite hating the garbage…because it looks and acts like garbage…GARBAGE>

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