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2016

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling girls you masturbate to their facebook profile pictures is less awkward when it’s not in person…especially when she’s a cashier at your grocery store you’ve never spoken to but found using her nametag name…

Keep that to the internet texting romance, because although girls like being masturbated to – they don’t like hearing you tell them you do it – at least they pretend they don’t and pretending eventually becomes reality – and you wont convert jerking off to a pic to jerking off on them.

It just won’t happen. Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Huge Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Doing Lindsay Lohan
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Russian Plane Crash…
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Dog Gets into the Lipstick
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Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill in Matching Suits…
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Florence Welch is a Terrifying Vision in a Bikini
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Guy Gets Proof Rape he was Accused of was a Lie
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Sara Jean Underwood in Bra…
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Skipping Brazilian Dog
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Crushing Bubble Wrap Hit a Hydrualic Press
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Shailene Woodley is Boring..
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Em Rata Bikini Monster
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Tiffany Trump – Bikini Party….
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Madonna’s Molesting 17 Year Olds…
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Alex Daddario in 16 Gifs
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Car Crash Caught on GoPro
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Hardcore Tumbling Off a Roof
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Girls in Bubble Bath
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2016

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to relationship advice, girls get mad at me whenever I say “if you were a guy and he was a girl, you’d call yourself a sexual predator, stalking date rapist and you’d probably organize a feminist lynching to hunt yourself down and remove yourself…but since you’re a girl…it’s not predatory…weird”…to which they call me a misogynist asshole…ok…

I met an 11 hour old baby today, was a great thing, within 3 minutes it opened its eyes and took his first shit..

I just witnessed the first shit of many shits, a lifetime of shits, shits that will happen long after I’m gone…and realized…that is what matters…and none of this does…

That said, click my links…

I am tired of writing.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Slut who Spent 500k to Look Like Barbie…
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Madonna Pulled Down a 17 Year Old’s Shirt
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Skinny Model Midriff
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Sloppy Kardashian Tit!
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Kim K Uses a Body Double
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Blake Lively is Slutty in a Trailer
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Amber Heard is Aquaman’s Wife
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Karrueche Tran Legs.
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Spring Break Brawl in Rocky Point
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini THROWBACK
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Casey Batchelor Upskirt
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Princess Kate Porn
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Tinashe in a Sports Bra of the DAy
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Gingers for St Paddy’s Day
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Megan with an African Name See Through
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I want to Fuck Victoria Beckham…
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Emma Watson Beat Box
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Josephine Skriver Shitty See Through
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Iggy Azalea on her Psycho Breakdown
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Bella Hadid Underboob
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X-Men Apocalypse Trailer…
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Kate Hudson’s Handicapped parker
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How Did Yale Get More Rebounds than Baylor
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Kim Garner Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Julia Snigir Naked in a Movie
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Good Bathroom Signs
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The Plus Sized Male Model
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Naked Models!
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Boat Explodes Behind Paul Heyman WWE Sexy SHOOT
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Stoner Gives Great Interview…
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How To Make Pizzaroni Roly Poly Pull Aparts
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Hilary Duff in Crazy Pants
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A Bunch of Girls in Bed
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Abbey Clancy in Women’s Health
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Miranda Kerr’s Head is Shrinking
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Bartender Catches Patron on Fire
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Some Chick Named Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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I like Weak Chin Emma Roberts
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Jessica White Hot Bikini Pics
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Underboob!
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Beer in Pussy Stripper
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Big Bouncy Tits
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Sofy B – Vagina
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Amber Rose Tits I didn’t Care to Post
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Squirt Squirt
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TOpless Golf
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No Leg Lap Dance
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Hookers for Hilary
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Naked Sasha Heart….
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

18

Mar

Rihanna Naked On Set of a Music Video of the Day

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Apparently, these are some pictures of Rihanna behind the scenes of some video photoshoot, with her nipples out in a thong, because that’s just the kind of artist Rihanna is, a half naked one…because naked is art, or empowering towards women who are worth 100s of millions of dollars and have absolutely no need to get naked, unless it is just a tribute to how they got their start in the industry as a 15 year old girl in Barbados…hanging with some creepy dudes in the entertainment industry who saw gold and made gold…

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HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE SHOWING CLEAVAGE…

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2016

18

Mar

Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything…

If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am…

Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always…

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2016

18

Mar

Elsa Hosk is Naked in Polaroids of the DAy

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who got her start as a titty model…who I thought they were going to replace Candice Swanepoel with, but apparently, they are the same age, this one’s probably just the stand in, who is less maintenance and expensive while giving the exact same vibe as their A-Lister, without costing as much or being as annoying as their A-Lister, because before booking Victoria’s Secret, this girl was getting naked for free in pictures…because she’s hot and even if she wasn’t some pervert photographer out there would take pics of her naked…because dudes with cameras are sexual predators….

She’s lovely in her hipster “artist” polaroids to be ironic or “high concept” nonsense that with nipples, high paid nipples, becomes legit.

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2016

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Gets Slutty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the weirdest shaped chubby girl with a dumb looking face who can push millions of sales in shitty products no one needs because of a deal with the devil that her family made – in which their soulless OJ murder defending asses have taken over the media without having any marketable skills, talent and aren’t even that good looking.

Kylie, thanks is some doughy, weirdly shaped, probably from injections and fat transfers, with dead eyes, thanks to being exploited since she was a kid

Here she is for a photoshoot…for Wonderland Magazine, because her body isn’t a Wonderland, but it is a product of modern science…which is exciting when in shorts too tight and men’s underwear – gender fluid – like her daddy……weird…garbage…

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2016

18

Mar

Nadja Bender in Glass Magazine of the Day

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Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed…

She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that…

But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts…

She’s amazing…

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2016

18

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

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The problem I have with social media is how annoying or lame a self involved cunt a bitch needs to be to stand around with her phone doing these ridiculous selfies for her fans, for the sole purpose of showing off her body to get praise or dudes to jerk off to her…it’s impossible to be present or interesting or even doing good for yourself, when you’re sitting by the pool acting like this asshole in a fake photoshoot….you cheesy bitch.

The problem I don’t have with social media is lame self involved cunts in half naked content they shamelessly produce for themselves, for free, for no reason other than to say “check out my mom body”…all while promoting skin cancer…

I’m so torn and based on the facts presented to us…so is Christina Milian

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Big Ashley Benson’s Crotch in Shorts of the Day

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Ashley Benson pussy is hugged by her little shorts…which really shouldn’t be exciting to anyone because she’s sloppy and really if you want to look at her, look at her only really attractive feature, her big tits, that you can look at them from Springbreakers and other paparazzi shoots, since that’s where she peaked…

This wearing shorts, covering the dumpy ass with a sweater shit makes no sense to me, only because everyone knows fat chicks need to be wearing push up bras in low cut shirts and not doing anything that’s going on here…

But she’s really famous to the teens, and teens are all fat and look 40 these days, so I guess this is just her mirror the audience to relate to the audience, as these puppets do…just ask OLIVIA MUNN…the fake geek who played the part to get in geek hearts and is now starring in blockbuster comic book movies…

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2016

18

Mar

Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day

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Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch..

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