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2016

14

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day

I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck…

Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts..

I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos…

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2016

14

Mar

Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day

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Rihanna wore a see through dress…because she’s subtle…while singing the dumbest fucking songs around…that people fucking love and that made her worth hundreds of billions of dollars…and the right to attend events in see through dresses…something we shouldn’t hate…because that would discourage this kind of behavior when all I want is for it to be more spread vaginaed….

Here she is in a magazine called VOGUE

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2016

14

Mar

Rhian Sugden Big Tits of the Day

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Instagram killed the Glamour Model star…

Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that that scene matters or that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene….partially because I am not in the UK…but mainly because it is a scene that I hate since topless girls are meant to be strippers, and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….especially with social media that proves we don’t need to pay girls to get naked on camera…especially when they look like this and should be banging on camera…because they look and probably act as classy as porn chicks.

But instead they marry UK soccer players who see this as status – which is weird – but happens..

TO SEE IN A BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Mar

Girls at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

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Teen Choice Awards is a fucking scam…a scam we call publicists run….a scam that my pervert ass once watched only to see that Ashley Tisdale won “hottest girl of the year”…it was many years ago…pre nose job, where Ashley Tisdale wasn’t even the hottest girl in the grocery store, everytime she went to the fucking grocery store…yet here she is winning…

That said, people still go to it, it’s more legit than just having instagram followers…even though they make less money than instagram people.

Here are the girls in attendance…

Chantel Jeffries

Dove Cameron…

Heidi Klum…

Peta Mugatroyd

Sarah Hyland

SKINNY Zendaya Coleman

To See the Rest of the PicS Because You’re a Pervert CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Mar

Jessica Simpson Grabbing her Tit Getting Tongued of the Day

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The one thing I like about Jessica Simpson is how subtle she is.

You can really tell that she’s from the heartland, a good wholesome American made creature from heaven…who lets her husband fondle her, because they are married and that’s ok, husbands can tongue their goddamn wives while their wives grab their own tits…it’s the American way…goddammit..

From popstar retard with big tits, to fat chick with big tits, to married mom with big tits…she’s always been constant..with her big tits…

I am into it…

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2016

14

Mar

Jojo Strips on Stage of the Day

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This was posted the other day and I’m too lazy to dig and find the story behind Jojo, her new tits, or why her performance is her stripping on stage. I barely even know who Jojo is, other than some Jailbait one hit wonder from a decade ago, who turned 18 and was forgotten…and I guess that she’s on some comeback tour…which I think would make more sense, if it was actually in the stripclub…

I prefer my tween one hit wonders to become sex workers, not to mimic them in their new act…

Here’s some videos of her performing…on this EURO tour where she flashes her bra…I don’t think the bra flash is in any of them…but there’s YOUTUBE for that…

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2016

14

Mar

Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day

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Miley Cyrus skinny ass twerk for social media, is a lot of awkward, not so erotic, very “little boy” like which I guess is what people who go to Thailand for vacation like…

But she does it with such conviction, like she doen’t give a fuck about humilating herself because she’s such a coddled ego, that her face is straight, she’s not joking, this is like some crumping in the hood, but so vanilla..

She’s been rumored to have gone the “house wife route” with her fiance, but she just posted this and I believe she’s got a lot more vagina flashing left in her, both before and after her pregnancy, which is fun so that we can compare the before and after…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Lana Del Rey’s Bikini of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is not a model, she’s not a bikini model, she’s not even a plus sized model….

She’s a “talented” performer who managed to put out some interesting sad songs, and make some interesting sad videos, very stylized and California, despite being from small ski town Lake Placid, just one hour away from me….

So she’s allowed to be fat in her bikini. I give her that…

From ex rich kid addict, to star…let her feed her sads with cake…

I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is Yes…I decide when it is ok for a girl to be fat and insecure hiding her belly – or not….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day

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Selena Gomez likes to brag about dying of Lupus or being on Chemo when it is convenient for her…and her marketing…

She also like so to show off her fat body, fat tits, that are used to balance out that fat body, and blame Lupus and Chemo for it….

Yet bitch posts videos, that we know McDonalds’ paid for, of her scarfing down a burger and bragging about eating a happy meal the previous week.

Now, she’s a Disney kid, she works for brands, she’s a puppet and vehicle for them to reach their core audience….I get that…

But if bitch was really dying and not eating organic, while poisoning herself with this shit for a dollar..to make kids eat this shit that is TOXIC…

She fucking deserves to die prematurely…

TO SEE BORING SELENA GOMEZ PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Mar

Christina Milian Gets Naughty on Social Media (Again) of the Day

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I love recently divorced women, even when they are Christina Milian, because they are the same girls who wouldn’t fuck me when they were young and hot and doing their thing, not to say that Christina Milian would fuck me now, but to say that after realizing how shit marriage is, has left it with a child and some song writing credits that will make her millions, but more importantly with a will to party, get naked, be slutty, get noticed and make noise…like she was still that 20 year old who wasn’t married and knocked up…

I don’t know what compels a mother to post nude, half nude, on her social media for her fans, but there’s a lot of craving attention, trying to be a bootleg Kim K going on in an era where she should know she can just film a sex tape to really get herself out there, this cockteasy shit is just dumb…

Oh right…it’s a feminist movement – own your body / exploit your body / dudes love jerking off to it…

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