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2023

Aug

Lucy Hale Coconut of the Day

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I’d say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, but she only has one coconut, and it looks delicious and nutritious, you know one of those superfoods.

I’d also say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, because I came up in the internet bro blog era of all the loser fan boys who started up titty blogs and got rich off the shit, only to shut them all down at this point, yet I keep going because I don’t do this for money, I do this for mental disorders….because I know how irrelevant, unread, stupid, and silly it is, but it’s a bad habit.

So yeah, I’d say she had a lovely bunch of coconuts because to those old bloggers, an image like this would have been a gift, a “Jokes Write Themselves” back when objectifying women was an accepted thing, before they all went triple vaccinated and woke.

It would actually be a dream for a bikini pic with coconuts in the frame for their small, weak, lame comedic minds….a stars aligning, a thanks to the self producing content gods for gifting us this so we can continue our lazy minded content.

So as a tribute to a GENRE long gone, kept alive by me, here’s some LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, the jokes write themselves, I MEAN HER TITS, GET IT?

GET IT?

DO YOU GET IT, cuz she has a coconut and she has tits and coconuts can imply tits, OMG, amazing…

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2023

Aug

Iris Mittenaere Bikini of the Day

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Iris Mittenaere is a 30 year old model, host and pageant winner from France, who doesn’t necessarily have the giant French bush I would have wanted to see pouring out of her white bikini, you know I am old and from a time when the world wasn’t all one pile of internet homogeny, where traveling country to country was probably a unique and interesting thing, where the clothing, food and conversations in each place totally different from the next place, instead of the IG selfie, wearing Kim Kardashian endorsed product in all corners of the world, so in my era that French women were into living good, love language, passion and body hair…which as a bush lover is a big deal….but possibly are archive or relic of the past…

Anyway, Iris was Miss Universe in 2016, I don’t know what else she does, but looks good in a bikini to me, which is what you’d want from a pageant girl, even though they likely dropped the bikini portion of pageants before they started crowning trans, biological winners, you know when being hot mattered…a relic of the past…

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2023

Aug

Kelly Brook Big Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook is still around, not dead, but old as shit at this point in time, yet still living, despite all these years of being fat, it hasn’t taken her out yet…

She was known for being the fat girl with the fat girls that did the Glamour Model thing when that was a thing…she’d starve herself out before any of her shoots and cover that fat ass to focus on the fat tits…I guess she was known for the fat tits, not the fat girl thing because of marketing, but I’ve always called her fat and I pride myself on being that TRUTH TELLER that I am.

I once met a couple of UK Rugby players in a bar years ago who were laughing about all the Rugby players she fucked, or that they’d pass her nudes she sent around, because she was in that world..before moving to LA for about 12 months to try to get movie jobs, which never happened for her, so she went back to Europe to sit on that titty money she made.

Anyway….she posted some pics of her fat ass, a bold move for for a big girl who exploited her tits cuz they were all she had, since she’s not showing off the tits, which is what her whole marketing hook is, confusing behavior but she probably doesn’t want her mangled face now that she’s so old shown, so badly that she’d give the ass instead…despite it being huge…

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2023

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Nature’s highlighter or some shit…

In the places where they aren’t seeding the clouds with silver iodide to force the fucking rain as evidence to the retards out there that climate change is real, there are likely still some places in the world where the sun isn’t blocked out by chemtrails, where bitches can roast like a rotisserie chicken and not in the spit-roast way you’d probably prefer jerking off to, not that you don’t jerk off to rotisserie chicken after you’re done eating it, I mean it is a fleshy, fatty carcass that’s likely hotter and greasier than your pocket pussy….Self Lubricating….

Nice and tanned, but not where the BIKINI was, what a concept…here’s a round-up of it…

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2023

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a cuck who was proud that his OnlyFans bill is higher than his rent, because he truly thinks he’s an ally to sex workers because sex work is real work, and you should pay for your porn, because he’s a feminist….

BRO…

I do not agree with that mindset and you shouldn’t either. Sex work isn’t real work, it’s lazy bitch work and they cheapen the whole sexual experience, porn girls get paid fine the traditional way, you don’t need to waste your fucking money on that shit….

MORE importantly, the girls people are paying ARE NOT even the ones doing the talking, doing the messaging, they pass it off to managers, agencies, it’s all fucking fake…

They are SCAMMING you motherfucker, since SEX WORK isn’t real work, it’s hustling lame ass dudes who have no self control with their spending when they see cunt or tits…

SO yeah, male feminists who think paying scammers for nudes is being an ally, sounds like someone who defends their abuser….

The world needs more testosterone BAD.

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Rosie Huntington Whitely Plugs her Lingerie
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Em Rata in a Bikini Claims Being a Misogynist
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10 Stylish Shoes on Amazon
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Sydney Sweeney’s Gone for a Waterski
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Mens Accessories to Upgrade Your Outfit
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Minka Kelly Nipple Pokies
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7 Everyday Rip Offs
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Jenna Jameson’s Wild Face Filter
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Big Booty Massage
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Sally Struthers Topless in 1970
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Em Rata in a Short Skirt
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Martina Di Maria Sunbathing Topless
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Cindy Crawford Offends the World with this Tequila Ad for her Husbands Brand That’s TikTok Trending but Heavy Trashy
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Gracie Hunt Goes on a Hike
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Everything Streaming on TV
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Kara Del Toro in a Short Skirt
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Debbie St Pierre is a Marlins Fan
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Christina Milian in a Swimsuit
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Cast of Euphoria React to Death of Angus Cloud
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Kate Upton was Hinting at Her Husbands New Team
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Kelly Gale Censors her Nudes for Instagram
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Rosie Hungtington Promotes Lingerie
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Big Stars Donate to SAG AFTRA
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Serena William’s Big Reveal
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Making Animal Sounds for the Movies
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Nicole Williams Bikini Bod
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Livvy Dunne Takes on NYC Hotly
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Katie Sigmond Eats Cake Topless for 21st Birthday
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Beach Look
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Black Bear Enters Pig Pen and Regrets It
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Close Up of Everyday Objects
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Anastasia Jovanovic is a Naked Med Student
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Man’s Fart Prank, I Hate Fart Pranks
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J.Lo in her Underwear
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Dude Tests Pet Friendly Hotels with Farm Animals
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Train Tips
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Imogen Thomas Booty
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Jilissa Ann Zoltko Bikini Body
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Touki00 TOpless with the Purple Hair
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Qimmah Russo Thong Bikini
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Twerk Babe Working It
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Cheerleader’s Murder Plot Foiled in Tom Brady’s Backyard
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50 Random Acts of Kindness
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Olivia Ponton in her Panties
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Worst Drivers in the World
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Street Singer on the Streets
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Gymnastics Athlete Sydney Smith’s Viral Hand Stand
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Taxi Driver Terrifies the Car Jackers
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Megan Fox Gets Racy and Offers Some Surf Lessons
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Shelter Cat Becomes a Museum Worker
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Rallying Meltdowns
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Alexis Ren Suits Up for a Surf
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Motorcyclist Rear Ended and Lands on his Feet
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Hot Model Playing in the Field
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Pigeon Crashes in Scooter
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Rice Tractor Racing is the Future
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Paige Spiranac and her Hot Dogs Revisited
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Kelsea Ballerini in Black Dress
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Anna Kendrick Protesting
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Emily Rat Cow in a Skirt
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Charlotte Lawrence Tits Out for a Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale in White Top
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Bringing the Water to the Fishnets
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2023

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, Taylor Swift is on tour.

She may or may not be AI, but who is definitely as fake as AI as an artist or personality is on tour…everything about her is FAKE as shit….

They just don’t shut up about her fucking tour….the internet wine moms screaming “TAY TAY TAY” on their feeds like she’s Barbie….it’s crazy.

The good news is that her ass is in a leotard being bent over on tour, because if we’re going to be raped by all things Taylor Swift, from her pop hive mind hype, to all the scandals and bullshit gossip she’s been part of, we might as well look at her cunt from behind…

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2023

Aug

Lily Rose Depp See through Nipple of the day

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Lily Rose Depp’s making that name of herself as Johnny Depp’s daughter, you know since he’s a huge fucking star, she didn’t really have to do much work to make a name for herself, but as a clueless rich kid, trying to find meaning and purpose and edginess and story to be more interesting to the people out there, she’s decided that tactic is to show off her hot tits that we saw in that HORRIBLE show The Idol, that could be named “Lily Rose Depp showing off her body as aggressively as she can on TV for 6 episodes in efforts to make a name for herself” despite already having a name, she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter, still Johnny’s girl, only now we can all jerk off to her tits, it’s not just reserved for him at their Bahamas island…

Anywya, to increase her hype and edginess, she’s dating a manly lesbian rapper, OK, and she’s walking around in her EYES WIDE SHUT mask for the paparazzi in a LOOK AT ME….DO YOU SEE ME….ARE YOU SURE YOU NOTICE ME…..I AM LILY ROSE DEPP…..DO YOU SEE ME….LOOK A mask, a lesbian love and TITS….

This is high concept for a coddled retard…..with cankles…

I think she’s great.

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2023

Aug

Sophie Turner Braless of the Day

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Sophie Turner’s middle name is Belinda and her face looks a lot like a Belinda to me….

The Game of Thrones actress who has a lot of really creepy fucking fans because she was the hot chick in Game of Thrones, which in the event you didn’t know was a heavily popular show, not just with the nerds, but it had dragons in it, so definitely for the nerds and if I know anything about nerds, they are the ones committed and obsessive about the characters in their favorite shows….no matter how mainstream they get…so CUM has destroyed computers with this one….

She’s now a mom of 2 with a Jonas brother, I assume a groupie situation on her part, marrying the TeenBeat poster she first fucked her hairbrush before becoming famous, but it’s possible the Jonas Brother is a Game of Throne nerd who bought her two, groupie-ing goes two ways…

She has her nipple out in a T-shirt, the way you’d want a mom of 2 to be if she’s a 27 year old actress you’ve jerked off to so much because in your nerd mind you think you’re married to, or in a relationship with due to AUTISM….

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2023

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of fat fucks, celebrate the women out there who are too vain to allow themselves to be fat fucks…

Whatever the reason, whether it’s negative body image, body dysmorphia, just wanting to be hot for the social media, for the sex work, for the sugar babying, to land the better dude, rather than the dog shit bottom of the barrel people….I’m on board…

If anything fit bitches are the reason you should join the gym, because apparently, at least every time I’ve been at the gym, there has been fit bitches in the tight clothing that you see them wear at the grocery store, but in squat, bridges, humping the are, training their asses…a good thing…

In a world of fat fucks, encourage, celebrate and elevate the fit chicks to a higher level so that these fat chicks go the fuck away.

RIGHT?

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2023

Aug

Britney Spears Red Thong of the Day

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I don’t think this video of Britney Spears doing a dance routine with her 40 year old mom gut hanging over her thong is anything recent, but they want us to think that it is, because they want us to think that Britney is free and not dead…but I don’t believe that storyline, I’m a conspiracy theorist and this shit is fake as fuck…

I do think this video of Britney Spears in a thong is on a level of weird, awkward and uncomfortable, even if it is recent and even if it is Britney Spears because the quality of this shit is like amateur porn, when only fat ladies were producing amateur porn, back in the early days of the internet before hot chicks stole their amateur porn glory, it was one step away from being scanned photos….

To think that a bitch was in captivity for decades, worked to the bone, and this is her messaging to the world now that she is free, just a crazy lady you’d find in a back alley dancing in her underwear for a homeless guy paying her in crack, seems a little bargain basement Walmart Britney, but maybe this is her creative vision finally unfolding in a humiliating and uncomfortable way!

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