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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Bella Thorne Gets Cocky with her Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne in my side, because every rose, even a redheaded rose has a thorne or some shit…just keeps on giving…

The 40 year old who figured out social media to prove a point to her daughters…is starting to take barely slutty yet still slutty…just strategically slutty slutting for attention which I guess converts to money…and jobs and brand interest which would by definition be whoring…is actually starting to figure out ways to push the limits…

What was once just gratuitous, tits and ass at the gym, maybe a bikini at the pool..has become braless, barely covered, like some kind of sexting her fans in a cocktease that keeps her going…keeps her relevant…keeps the momentum up…because when girls start getting this kind of pervert male attention…it’s hard to draw the line in the sand…especially when it is all your family has raised you for…finally working out for you…making it difficult to know when they are going too far…or making you think there could be a nipple or pussy slip accidentally dropped on snapchat for all those fans that you know excite her…one night on ambien…it’ll happen…like she happened, which is amazing, considering all it took was some TV role no one cared about, a bunch of pervert dads, and a willingness to get as naked as possible without offending…to keep dudes jerking off..

It’s barely fascinating, but it is well executed and for that you should thank her team.

She’s Currently filming some shit – and to see all those pics CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s old married ass…is pretty round and lovely and from this distance…you can’t even see her broken down bad plastic surgery face…

She’s in Mexico in a bikini, celebrating her husband’s 34th birthday…I wonder how she fit the time off into her busy scheduling building her personal brand…on instagram…to sell product to idiots who follow her…as if she’s important…despite being Ashley Tisdale…a Disney star no one cares about…

Now I don’t care for her, or think she’s interesting..but she’s got a good ass..and that deserves to be noticed, even jerked off to, especially if you’re an Ashley Tisdale fan…which I’m not…but I’ll still stare at her ass because I am complex like that…or maybe that makes me basic, primative, distracted by bikini because who needs thought or brain unless it’s getting brain when we have girls in bikinis…

This would be better 10 years ago…I mean 30 year olds in bikinis…whatever…however 30 year olds are the lest generation of not being fat…and knowing the importance of not being fat…the 20 year olds of today think fat is skinny…in some distorted and major cultural shift…so take this in.

THE PAPARAZZI WERE ALSO THERE:

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2016

Apr

LeAnn Rimes is Country Strong Homewrecker in a Bikini for Christianity of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is a homewrecking Christian freakshow with fake tits and a great fit body who will always be okay thanks to being part of the Country Music scene, which is the most loyal, uneducated, unaffected audience…who are designed to celebrate their own…and be forgiving, because they feel like Jesus died for your sins, or some shit, and if a girl was scooped up at a young age by the entertainment industry and thrown into living the hollywood party / drug / bikini / social media whore life…she’s still white and worth fighting for….

If you know what I mean.

Here are some pics…

I think she’s got a great body…but I’m a pervert.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is such a little fucking pig of a girl. Her face so mangled she looks like all the bootleg kardashians on social media with their faces filled..giving them this old weathered stripper look at 18…I’d say she’s become pug faced, with those big puffy chemically filled cheeks, but I am a pug owner and pugs are everything and there is no way I’d like to compare this garbage to something so majestic…however, I do think you could pull off a parody of the Kardashians staring pugs, but the pugs will probably have more intellectual things to say than a Kardashian…

What I’m getting at is we can hope the Kardashians end, and the biggest victim of the clan will be this one, unaware of what life outside of Karadashian is, self destructing when no one cares about her lips or make-up…left with lots of money she can use to buy drugs to hopefully overdose on…

She’s just a doughy, looks like meat is stapled onto her…racially ambiguous monster…cultural appropriator despite being void of culture while being totally representative of American culture…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Apr

Old Lady Aniston Bra of the Day

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I accidentally watched TV at a friend’s house the other day and I was exposed to a trailer for a movie called Mother’s Day, where I assume Jennifer Aniston played a mother, something she’ll likely be nominated for an Academy Award for, provided it’s not seen as the straight to DVD smut it is….an Academy Award nominated roll not because she ever plays anyone with more depth than herself…but because having kids of her own is such a fucking stretch, it’s like Halle Berry playing a black hood woman, or Charlize theron playing a monster, or Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard…yes my Academy Award knowledge died in 1997…

You see, no one has ever knocked her up, maybe because she’s a narcissist who didn’t realize she would hit menopause ever…or didn’t want to ruin her body…or didn’t want to have a clone get in the way of her life…or maybe…because the second she wanted to reproduce every motherfucker ran….including but no limited to Brad Pitt, who you clearly know from his army of kids…was into having kids…just not with her…

I don’t find Jennifer Aniston hot, especially now that she’s “47” years old….I do remember her when she was on Friends with her hard nipples and high pay day in an era where sitcoms paid idiots who didn’t deserve the money too much fucking money…because fans were committed to their characters…something that made the execs a hell of a lot more money than the people they exploited with million dollar per episode pay checks to…sure not quite exploitation…but I would have just killed her off…

Doesn’t matter, Here’s her bra…and hard old granny face….not as botoxed as you’d expect…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2016

Apr

Pregnant Olivia Wilde in a Bikini of the Day

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I lost an advertiser last week because I called Olivia Wilde by her real name…I wrote something like Olivia Cockburn Pregnant in a Bikini…the advertiser went off about how dare I call a bitch like Olivia Cockburn, a Cock Burn…implying her whore pussy is so beat up by the dudes she fucked to get to the top, that if you were to stick your dick in her, your cock would burn….and even when I tried to explain that it was her name…the asshole couldn’t grasp anyone being named Cockburn…

Not that she really needed to be a whore, both her parents have WIKIPEDIA pages, her dad a writer / journalist who has executive produced movies based on his articles….and a mom who is a writer / director / producer …. so not a whore pregnant thanks to opportunistic working her way to the top…but pregnant because she’s married and already reproduced with one of the bigger assholes in movies…Jason Sudeikis…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2016

Apr

Prince Fans Dance in Colombia and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Kid Stands in Front of Car Making People Pay Him To Get Out of the Way

Don’t Mess with Grandpa

Bottomless Woman Breaks into Car

Taxi Runs Over a Dude

Man Sets Himself on Fire in Front of Courthouse

Man Streaks Olympic Swimming

Weird Street Brawl…

Subaru Loses Control

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Embarassing Whoring for Budget Rental Car of the Day

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This isn’t a hot, busty, half naked of a more fit Jessica Simpson in her 30s, trying to give out boners like she was still the hottest pop tart with the biggest natural tits around…even though it should be…

I love mid-30 year old women, rich or not, fashion sweatshop brand owners who were once famous popstars thanks to her closet case Pastor father…or not…trying to hold onto, or at least maximize the remnants of their sex appeal for some hits..

This is about how fucking shitty this product placement ad is. It’s like Jessica Simpson herself photoshopped a shitty picture of herself into some weird Budget Rental Car ad…with shitty cars Jessica Simpson would never be caught dead in…thanking the brand for hooking her up…

When she could have just taken a pic of herself in a rental car, looking hot, tits out..instead of this bootleg, ghetto shit…shit that Budget rental car paid 100s of thousands of dollars for….maybe they could have thrown a 500 bucks to a photographer to get this done….in something that isn’t this..

It’s so bad – it’s amazing.

HERE’S THE COMMERCIAL

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE

GARBAGE…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

Apr

Jessica Szohr & Nina Dobrev in Bikinis of the Day

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Jessica Szohr is some garbage 30 something year old actress who you may or probably remember from Gossip Girl, you Autistic obsessive compulsive fucker who knows every girl on IMDB from low level to a-list…it’s a passions…she’s from Wisconsin, she was 2010’s People’s most beautiful people thanks to her publicist…and she’s friends with NINA DOBREV…

Nina Dobrev is a Canadian raised Bulgarian who is dating a dude named Scott Eastwood, son of Clint, rumored party animal creeper, who definitely fucks her up the ass…she’s also on a Vapire show..I’ve never seen….

Together they throw really lame looking pool parties for cheesy, uninteresting twats, who go to each other’s mansions and probably order sushi and all kids of goodies where they talk about boys and sing karaoke after one too many sangria’s…

Despite being in Hollywood, I highly doubt they are having lesbian coke fueled orgies, but then again, they are in Hollywood, have money and everyone loves lesbian coke fueled orgies…it’s all disney level PG cheesy on the surface, but when the phones are checked at the door…the weirdo actor behavior happens…which probably includes vagina puppetry..

Posted in:Jessica Szohr|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

Apr

Braless Saoirse Ronan of the Day

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Two Time Academy Award nominated 22 year old Saoirse Ronan was out braless, like some kind of sexually ambiguous, genderless, hipster who will not conform to the patriarchy with a bra…because I guess she’s into showing off her not very award winning tits..and not even because they are small, I love small tits, but because they look deflated, much like my soul after spending 14 years writing about actor and model tits…because the reality is that their tits are the most substantial thing they have going for them, the rest of the content they are part of is just relatable, watered down garbage for people to distract themselves with, while their tits, especially in Saorise’s case..are something real…which is Saoirse’s case…is too bad…but they do bring up an important thought provoking question ad that is how can an A Cup on a 22 year old look deflated and saggy……I don’t have the answers just the pic.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Saoirse Ronan|SFW