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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know…

They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate..

But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long.

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2016

Mar

Big Girl Ariel Winter Easter Tits of the Day

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It’s almost interesting, but not really, that people are really fascinated by a chubby girl named Ariel Winter’s tits.

At 17, she got a breast reduction, probably to make her look more thin, only failing because she’s chubby, hence the big tits… and all her creepy fans cried about it.

At 18, now she’s saying “don’t worry, I still have big tits, because I am still growing and love eating fast food”…

I had never heard of her because I don’t watch TV, and even if I did, I don’t think I would have been drawn to her character, or tits, on the show modern family.

I think the fact that people are so hyped on her proves that they’ve been watching her tits grow up and found excitement in that…which is weird considering…she’s been on TV since she was pre-pubescent.

I think it also proves that I hang out in the wrong corner of the internet, where people in my real life know nothing about these celebrities, because they don’t matter, or their tits, because they don’t matter….yet here I am, clueless to all this, analyzing it…which I guess makes me weirder than the middle AMerican who watches Modern Family…because as a non-fan of the show doing this…means I think it matters…what’s wrong with me.

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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Armpit Hair of the Day

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Bella Thorne has opened the gates to a new fetish that you probably didn’t know you had, but I knew I had the first time I was fucking a tall chick and my mouth only made it to her armpit and I just went deep in there with tongue…tasting all her scents in what seems more disgusting because she was unshowered and a crackhead, but that isn’t so bad if nicely shaved…

Armpits, the upper body’s vagina…seriously, if you’re wife gets in a horrible accident, or if you aren’t desirable and can only date women born with no legs or genitals, or that’s just a product of a horrible accident, that you like because they can’t leave your abrasive loser ass, you’ll fuck the armpit when you get bored of the mouth..it’s your only option…making it something you should celebrate, even when you’re with girls with all their legs..and parts..

I’ve never fucked an armpit, but I know a dude who did all the time…it’s a thing…and here is Bella Thorne’s armpit looking hairy, at least hair for a ginger who should have transparant orange tinted hair, probably not doing the feminist not shaving armpits thing of last year, trying to be hip or whatever, like those free the nipple girls…but instead just being lazy and knowing people will jerk off to her under any and all circumstances…

I guess I like this because it gives me hope that she’s got a rocking bush and I fucking love bush…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER AT WONDERCON CLICK HERE

Here’s some getting some Tattoo Erotica:

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2016

Mar

Selena Gomez Sloppy Ass Picture of the Day

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I don’t know about you but looking at this fat, dumpy Selena Gomez ass in fishnets being held the fuck together, pic she posted to instagram because she’s the most followed person on instagram, even more important than Kim Kardashian, which is so shocking considering Selena has been a Disney star with a huge following as a teen, then she dated Beiber the biggest Youtube star in our generation, to producing Spring Breakers a huge movie, all while producing shitty music, that people listen to…

While Kim K…just had a shitty sex tape and Ryan Seacrest produced reality show…

Shocking that someone who produces content and performs, not necessarily talented, but at least doing things more than being a vapid loser on permanent vacation…gets more love…

But not as shocking as her CHEMO ass, looks just like all the CHEMO asses of dying girls at the hospital…right…because Selena milks her Chemo for LUPUS harder than she milks her Taylor Swift friendship..

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2016

Mar

Maria Sharapova in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of Maria Sharapova is that she was using performance enhancement medication that the Tennis industry didn’t even know were performance enhancing drugs for the last decade of her career, before it being banned because there are so many meds out there, it’s tough to regulate them…

But I believe her when she said it was preventative of her family history of Diabetes…seems legit, like when pro football players have ANGINA…while fat people I know don’t even have Angina or pre-diabetes drugs…

It’s a massive money making industry, and here are her massive thighs in a bikini…not exciting but still a cheater in a bikini which should be hot to at least one of you…and since there is only one of you out there…let’s hope for the best.

Here she is laughing at all you suckers who thought she was actually a tennis star and not a drug addict.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Mar

Carmella Rose Tits of the Day

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Carmella Rose is an instagram model, sugar baby and like all instagram models, she gets naked for free in lame photoshoots that are meant to look high concept, for people who are too dumb to realize it’s just bootleg shit that is easy to pull off thanks to digital cameras, because as long as the girl in the picture is half naked, it’s a good picture…to get followers.

Instgram models are the models who actually made money because brands like that they can treat models like “avon ladies” where they basically get them to promote and push their garbage product to their fans – hoping for sales…not caring what the models look like or if they are legit models or not…it’s not about concept – but rather sales….

In Mel With a Rose’s case, she’s got a great body and can pose well enough and has a following, so give her a modeling agency contract since there’s really no reason why she shouldn’t be getting jobs, even if she’s bootleg, short and not a model, but her eagerness in being naked or half naked on instagram for the sake of boners, is her real talent and the only talent that matters in this social media celebrity world we live in.

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2016

Mar

Catherine Zeta-Jones on All Fours in a Bikini of the Day

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I never write anything about Catherine Zeta-Jones because I don’t get excited by Catherine Zeta-Jones…and the only thing I know about Catherine Zeta-Jones is that her husband Michael Douglas, got HPV throat cancer, and that it’s possible he got it from her…but then again, he’s really famous and has been for decades, thanks to his dad who is also really famous, and a lot of pussy has probably rolled over his face…like Catherine Zeta-Jones is trying to roll over the beach chair…all old and a mom, on all fours…for a split second, but long enough for the fetishists who are into this kind of thing…thank god for photography and the ability to capture that VITAL moment…of an old lady in a bathing suit…in the right position.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Mar

Jessica Lowndes is Engaged to Jon Lovitz Publicity Stunt of the Day

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A video posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Mar 26, 2016 at 1:55pm PDT

I hate writing this post, because this is such as stupid fucking story, that really doesn’t matter in any level, but for some reason it is trending, which is precisely why these people are doing this…

The story is Jessica Lowndes, a Canadian slut who is trying to become an instagram celebrity by posting slutty pics of her and her fake tits, now that she can’t get work…

Is “dating” or “engaged” to Jon Lovitz and old man who is obviously down for the troll, prank, or even if this is real, the sex with a girl he’s probably been paying to fuck for the last year since she’s had no income.

If you’ve been to hollywood, there are rich actors who pay young actors who don’t make much money but who are in the scene for sex…just because they are on TV doesn’t mean they aren’t hookers, in fact, most of the time that is proof they are soulless and will fuck other famous people for career and to pay the mortgage.

So I know that even if this is a legit story, it’s a stupid story, and when a girl is so desperate to get out there, why not take any more famous name to leverage when the tit pics get less hits.

This is so fucking dumb…

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2016

Mar

Saddest Lap Dance of the Day

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This edit of a a plus sized girl doing a lap dance for her husband…who clearly hates his life, and wishes the humiliation would end, because he accidentally married this monster…because he was probably knocked her up after a drunk one night stand, and she’s not even one of those cool fat chicks who knows she’s fat and stays in the basement or the kitchen all day making good food for you, she’s the kind of loud fat chick who acts like a skinny chick and does shit like lap dances…or wearing plus sized lingerie, something that shouldn’t be made in that size…but is…because America is fat and celebrating fat it’s part of the Sugar company’s marketing campaign now that science is onto the fact that shit is addictive and killing us…so the new tactic is to just tell people fat is ok, even if it is dying…

Dying…but not as hard as his soul…

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2016

Mar

Azealia Banks Has Bolt on Tits of the Day

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Azealia Banks has always been on the fringe of famous. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t make money, or that she doesn’t have fans, it just means she’s never really hit superstar status, she’s more of a party girl with a record deal….

Based on me not knowing anything about music, I remember her as a girl who went head to head with the more famous, white version of her, by having some kind of lame “famous but not that famous” fight with a girl named Iggy Azalea, even though they have the same fucking name…you’d think they were just adopted useless, barely famous, sisters…

Well, clearly she knows how to draw attention to herself, whether it was calling a flight attendant a faggot, because they usually are, or her PLAYBOY FEATURE ..

Or this, showing off her bolt on breast implants to push a mix tape, to get back in the mix, because we like tits, these ones just haven’t quite settled yet and look weird…

I’m into this kind of marketing…

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