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2016

15

Mar

Karina Jelinek Fun on a Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Olga Karina Jelinek Yamaguchi….she’s an Argentine personality…who knows how to get it done.

You may know her from “H Para Hombres”….or the hit show …Bailando por un Sueño,

She’s 34 and I guess figures it is time to throw it in the fucking towel on being subtle now that there’s a timeline and really when you’re from South America, you have a different relationship with your tits than American girls, you sort of just have them, own them, and put them out there as the baby feeders that they are…whereas American girls need to pretend it’s for feminism or some shit…

Either way, we all win cuz we all get to see them tits…all tits..feed me tits.

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2016

15

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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In an era where everyone is a fucking lesbian, or a hipster with lesbian tendencies, because pussy is fun, especially when wet…and being about eating it rather than getting fucked by dick…despite lesbians loving dick…even though they hate dick…but stick things in them like a dick…and use sperm from dick to make babies…despite hating dick..but loving dick…because guys are gross…is the trend…

I don’t know one dude who ever said how hot or feminine Kristen Stewart is. I haven’t even met Twilight fans who wanted to fuck her, they were about the hotter one…so seeing her kissing her lover is more a question of who takes the more dominant role…while both look equally masculine in this gender fluid world…

I do know that lesbians, like Vegans, love when people know they are lesbian…it is good for business.

Nothing hot here, her love is some French singer named SOKO who can be found at the bank cashing in on this press.

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2016

15

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day

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I like tracking irrelevance…especially when that irrelevance is in the form of an ego, who thinks she’s important and of value, and who charges brands a lot of money to promote their products, like a bootleg Kardashian who likely has the same plastic surgeon, because of that whole being LA thing…

So Em Rata was an instagram model, who wasn’t even really that good at instagram, who cleverly did a nude shoot because she has great tits, and those tits changed her fucking life, they got her in a music video, put her on the map and got her fucked by Ben Affleck for his movie, totally legitimizing her…garnering millions of fan…not including me, since she blocked me…

And now this mall brand called Express put out a video of her 14 days ago, which is a lifetime in internet terms…

And it got 1800 views…

1800 people out of her “engaged”, obsessed, fan base watched the video…because no one fucking cares bitch, just keep showing us the tits..

At least, for her, she managed to trick this brand to probably bay her 100,000 dollars or more, when she converts for shit…

The end is near…because she’s not even hot…she’s just a fucking lie…a lie no one believes in…except maybe her boyfriend she probably cheats on….for opprotunity…because take what your bird face can get…right…I say stick to showing us your tits.

Here are the shitty pics..

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

15

Mar

#stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day

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We partnered with brilliant, young, fashionable, current, amazing, lovely, mouth oriented photographer Nastia.jpg ….and dry leaf portable stylish amazing vaporizer FEZ …..and together we made some mouth art….because mouths are the most erogenous, romantic zones…because mouths are hot, not only kiss, suck, eat, lick, bite and swell up when ovulating, to seduce…but a good mouth, like good tits, is something women strive for at the plastic surgeon’s office…big lips sink ships and speak to my soul…when suckcing on a vape…being all erotic and shit…seducing me and shit…tongues everywhere and shit…without the shit because that would be gross!

FOR SOME COOL FUCKING VAPES VISIT CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Mar

Courtney Stodden Endorses Bernie Sanders in the Weirdest Way of the Day

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The Highlight of Courtney Stodden WAS HER SEX TAPE that wasn’t a sex tape, but rather just a reminder of the caliber of talent she is….a hooker who TAkES BATHS AND MASTURBATES WITH HER CLOWN TITS …

Not that there is really a highlight to Courtney Stodden, no one even knows who this bitch is, she was in tabloids for being some “teen” bride, despite being 40, with some Actor from LOST or some shit…but the general public, people who don’t pay attention to tabloids, never really happened…even with the SEX TAPE …

Yet she still happened…only now, she’s having a harder time tricking us into thinking she’s young, seeing as she looks 100 fucking years old and broken…she’s Terrifying…but I thought that when she first happened….

She’s attaching herself to anything she can to get some buzz, like this “Bernie Sanders” clip…where her husband wears a Bernie mask and she sings “TALK BERNIE TO ME”…

Crazy, but not really as crazy as Donald Trump winning the election with his half statements because he’s working for Hilary Clinton and/or the media, and the media has created him…I mean if he says boo, all these idiots start to analyzing it, he must be laughing with the free publicity. Just hearing quotes from him is jokes…but seeing people read into it, is even more hilarious. I’m Canadian, so none of this matters, except for the desperation and trashiness in Courtney Stodden’s fake lips and tits…that shit is golden…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

15

Mar

The Old Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day

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Thug in Woman’s Panties

Sex in the Truck

Father Teaches Kid How to Smoke

Classy Knock Out

Dumb Woman VS Bull…Poor Bull

Nazi Loving 7-Eleven Employee

Filipino X-Ray Security on the Job

Drunk Driver VS Concrete Wall

Husband Beat by Wife’s Brother for Cheating

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Based on the emails I get, people seem to think I am an ignorant, uneducated, drunk with my head up my own ass in terms of my content and the things I write and post…

I like to think I am enlightened because I am ignorant, uneducated, drunk and I would have my head up my own ass if I could fit it in, since at 45 years old I still haven’t had a prostate orgasm and don’t like ass play, and at 45 probably have limited time left with my prostate…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about the opinion of some weird fan boys who read “celeb” blogs…they are some early 2000s shit and I’m amazed I am still doing this 12 years later….since it’s not clickbait lists with 10 pics and a caption to communicate with the moron youth…who only get social media and things that pander to their egos…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Chloe Grace Didn’t Want to Fight with Kim Kardashian
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Guy Does Online Dating as a Woman
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Kendra Wilkinson Makes Her Kid Read Playboy
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Caitlin Jenner Bubble Bath.
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One Direction – Face Tattoo
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Some Lowbrow Humor
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Jake Gyllenhaal…is Such a Cunt
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Super Famous Ronaldo Goes Out for a Cup of Tea…
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Make a Fire with a Lemon
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 29.5 in Facebook Jail

The most valuable lesson I learned this weekend wasn’t how to make a 20 year old have sex with you.

It wasn’t how to get a 20 year old to eat your ass.

It wasn’t even how to cum on the face of a 20 year old…

It was a lesson I learned from a stripper trying to get me to buy a lap dance…we talked for 20 minutes, which is pretty much hours in the mind of a stripper trying to make money, where she went into her being a pro athlete and fitness model, and most interesting “The Unofficial Featured Dancer at the Club”….she left when I told her I wouldn’t objectify our love by paying to grab her tits, to which she walked away saying the love is over….another valuable lesson, but not “THE” valuable lesson…

You see, later in the night I asked another stripper if that stripper was a featured dancer from out of town, and she said “that bitch is crazy, she’s not even a good dancer”….

Meaning the girl I was talking to, was so delusional, she actually believed she was the featured dancer…

So in your life, even if you’re the loser no one likes…convince yourself that you’re the featured dancer…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Some Huge Fucking Tits.
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Xena is a Lesbian in Her Xena Reboot
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Fat Girls Pretending to be Sexy
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Pia MIa Sheer Tank Top
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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga in Lingerie…
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Taylor Fitness Swift in Fitness Gear
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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Monster
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Tara Lapinsky
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Lady Gaga in a Cowboy Hat
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Laser Rust Remover
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Selena Gomez SHoulder
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Thigh Gaps!
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Lorelle Rayner Photographed for LUI Naked
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Lohan’s Mom Wants her to Make Babies
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Alicia Arden Panties…
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30 Funniest Moments in Local Ad
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Mama June Gets Gastric Surgery
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Zendaya at Some Event..
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Alabama Prison Riot
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Hot Girls – Selfie
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Emma Roberts in a Black Skirt
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Madonna is a Crazy Person…
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Kim Kardashian in Body Suit…
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Kate Bosworth Lesbian….
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Jennifer Lopez – Big Cleavage
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You’ll Want to Fuck Dove Cameron
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Pour Molten Copper on a Big Mac
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Jorgie Porter – Cleavage
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When Your Skills Don’t Match Your Drunken Skills
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Katie Holmes Saggy Hard Nipple
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Dude Pissing on Cornflakes is Insane
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Dog with Two Noses…
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VR Roller Coaster
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Kate Del Castillo’s got Tits
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Yacht Wrecks Itself
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Heather Locklear Beat the FUck Up
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Nissan Acceleration
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World Drone Prix
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Norton Made a Theatrical Commercial
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Jasmine Tosh – Fake Lips in a Bikini
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Richard Simmons is Not Being Held Hostage…
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The Flexible COffee Pouring Girl VS the Photoshop Trolls
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Hottest Porn Model of the Day
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Sharing a Bath
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One Dollar Hooker is Terrifying
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Squirt of the Day
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Charlotte McKInney Whore
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Greek Slut Round-Up
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Alison Tyler Big Tits….
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Naked Chick named Sophie Sweet
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Blonde Girl of the Day
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Hot Spread Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

14

Mar

Rita Ora’s Earning Her Keep of the Day

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Rita Ora knows her place in the world…The whore of the party….who at the right party..may get a record deal or a feature on a song….this is really how I assume her entire career – from dating Rob Kardashian to getting “famous” played out…and I appreciate the effort she put in…because I like whores.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

14

Mar

More Kate Upton Monster for V Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is a monster – in both black and white and in color…

A model, who was lucky enough to have a rich family pay to create her…and Sports Illustrated needed young big tits…to sell issues of a declining magazine pretending she wasn’t fat…despite being fat…only to fade into being whatever it is that she is…but I’ll still put up pictures of her in some kind of fitness pose, that looks like she’s struggling to get up, like she is probably used to everytime she gets off the couch…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW