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Lydia Bielen is the Instagram Of The Day

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2016

Feb

Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for rich kids everywhere to find their place in the world, mainly Kim K who won at Paris Hilton’s game, thanks to the popularity of Hip Hop…

Either way, Paris Hilton lives, I wouldn’t know since she blocks me on everything, but she lives….she’s irrelevant, a cockroach, a cum and bloody shit stain on a pair of expensive panties of a person, but she lives…

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2016

Feb

Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day

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I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right…

Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’…

This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying..

AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra

Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit

Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face

Some Claire Danes Legs…

Kirsten Dunsty

Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him…

“I did not wake up like this. ????”

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2016

Feb

Charli XCX Butt SHot of the Day

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I’ve seen Charli XCX perform, it was accidental uneventful, I don’t even remember where it was or why I saw it and she wasn’t very impressive at all, not even her tits could save the hack of a performer she was…but the good news for her and I guess for us is that no one actually cares about music or art or any of that “substance” stuff that people used to be celebrated for, you know “talent”…what people care about is a girl being as slutty as possible, as naked or slutty dressed as possible attending all the relevant events like she matters – so the paparazzi take pics of her…so tits can save…and this is the proof…even though I’m more into looking at her fat ass..because showing tits is so obvious when her whole campaign is based around tits.

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2016

Feb

Megan Fox on TV of the Day

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Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit…

These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose..

“I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage…

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2016

Feb

Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya

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Sara Underwood is getting aggressive on her instagram, so aggressive that if you look close enough of this picture, you can see her pussy slit but because she’s so famous and important, instagram nerds who grew up watching her on nerd TV after her Playboy stint, would never tell on her or report her, because they want to see her pussy, they’ve exhausted all the existing pictures of her pussy, which happens to be the reason she’s anyone, she got naked at 18 for Playboy when Playboy mattered, and now she’s reclaiming her territory on instagram as nothing else that she did actually worked.

I don’t know why she all of a sudden realized she could make money with her instram, but she’s straight whoring it hard, and it reminds me of every girl I sext who disappears, sneaking back into my life as soon as they get in a fight with their boyfriends for some attention…only the public social media whore – which I guess applies to everyone version…you whores..

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2016

Feb

Lorde in a Bikini of the Day

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The funny thing about Lorde in a a bikini is that I’m actually not disgusted, thrown off, in the mood to body shame her…or laugh..

She’s some singer songwriter from New Zealand who at 17 pretty much did the Taylor Swift all thanks to the internet…A viral video sensation – who made it in music….all while being not very cute..

So to see a barely legal girl, like Lorde, who wasn’t hot make it because of good content that people liked, was almost refreshing in this instagram model, rich kid celebrity world…even if it was a one hit wonder – or a novelty – or just overly relatable singing about never being famous and getting famous for it..what I am saying is that I’ve never wanted to see Lorde in a bikini, but at the same time, I want to see everyone in a bikini.

That said, if you’ve ever seen Lorde and if you ever watched her video Royals, or any of the marketing around that album, you’d already know she has absolutely zero sex appeal – there is zero hot to her….or about her…it’s part of her image..

So seeing her in a bikini…something I love…looking like a girl in a bikini…at 19…is actually almost refreshing….It’s like she’s a girl and not just some weirdly marketed “dark” one hit wonder from New Zealand…sure she’s not my dream body to jerk off to, but she’s got a flat stomach – big hips – a waist – thick thighs – little tits..and it could be a lot worse…she could be Adele..

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2016

Feb

Wife Catches Husband Banging Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Helicopter Crash

This is a Violent Accident – Caused by a Ball

Woman Hides Money So She Doesn’t Get Robbed

Backyard Dentistry

Cow in the Middle of the Street

Gas Station Tough Guy…

Iraqi Doctor Bitch Slaps Patient

Man Swimming in Local Sewage Tank – Great Job….

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 6 in Facebook Jail

Today, I was reminded that I don’t need facebook jail to educate me or police me on how to conduct myself or behave or what I can and can’t say and what I can and can’t say on the internet, because I have a website where I can say anything I want about trannies, the hispanics outnumbering the whites in California, because we are the rise, and you can’t keep us down…

I don’t need some corporate entity with the soul purpose of profit, who relies on the masses to use their platform for that profit, to tell me how to behave like I am some kind of child in an elementary school

The world needs less fascists repressing our independent thought because we use the word faggot…and more people using the word faggot if it is intended for socially commentary, progress, and calling your dainty faggot son a faggot for not making the football team.

Here are some Morning Links..

Kristen Stewart in Another Magazine..
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Lady Gaga is Terrifying!
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Things That Bounce
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Less Internet Means More Creativity
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David Aruette’s Trans Sister s Not Trans Anymore…
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Bieber Covered in 20 Different Styles
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Tila Tequila is a Racist
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Gigi Hadid Has Nipples
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Buying Dad his Dream Car
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Girls with Dark Hairs and Light EYE
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Middle Eastern Super Mario
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Taylor Swift is Such a Whore
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 5.5 in Facebook Jail

I am not immune or blinded by the news in facebook jail, I am alienated from an evil platform but that is not being alienated from life, so I’ve heard than another evil corporation with the power to spy on all of us because we allow them issued a statement saying how they would never spy on us even if we were terrorists making me think it is a coverup and that they are in fact spying at us…why? Because I knew a guy who worked at a phone company in sms days – who used to read all my sms messages as a joke…I guess what I am saying is the facebook jail is amazing but there’s a bigger problem here that we are so lazy to fight and all a part of – If I told you in the late 90s that is would give you a device that tracks everything – and that runs ads based on my phone conversation – you’d probably say “fuck that” but here we are…living the facebook jail life…that doesn’t require collect calls to the outside world because the real prison is facebook –

Point of these facebook jail posts for the time I am in facebook prison is to remind all of you that facebook, like all big corporations are a scam, a scam that was only brilliant in figuring out how to scam, the actual “send messages, post pics, see what people are up to”…is not worth 50 billion dollars on it’s own, it’s worth 50 billion dollars because of the countless international assholes who use it.

LAZY

I really hoped there was an exodus like there was with Myspace…and even MSN…and there may be…

Facebook jail is LIFE…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls WHo Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Fat Amy Schumer Mocks Taylor Swift and Retracts it Because She’s a Spineless Cunt
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Sky Ferreira in a Bra….
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Kim K is Ready to Divorce Kanye
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Kate Hudson on Fucking Everyone…
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I hate this “Please Welcome To the Stage” Video
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Some Girl in a Bikini
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Jessica Biel’s Big Man Tits in white
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Giraffic Park
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Donald Trump VS Pope
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Jessica Biel Does the Centaur (that’s pushes her ass back like a whore)
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Jessica Biel also Does a white outfit…with her tits
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Britney Spears – Wants Big Cock
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Safety Harness Saves Two Lives
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Chris Martin Took an Ass to the Face..
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Hailee Steinfeld Nipple
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Annalynne McCord on Set in Leggings
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Some Dude Proves the Trade Towers….Conspiracy Wrong….Because Conspiracy Theorists are full of Shit
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Wet Girls
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The FULL HOUSE Girls to Jerk off To for Old Times
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Gigi Hadid – See Through…
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Some Model in Lingerie…
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Ronda Roussey is Suicidal
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Tia Carrera Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vet Eats Breakfast in Cage with Dog
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This Baby Dolphin Story is Terrifying
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33 Tweets that Break Down Marrige..
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Charli XCX tits…
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Celebrities Estranged from Parents…
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Streaker of the Day
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Brooke Burke – Leather Pants
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Terrifying Drive Slower PSA
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Dakota Johnson – Paparrazi Pics are .Boring
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Some Cute GIrls
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Elvis’ Granddaughter in Nylon
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Trash Talking in Chess
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Angelina Jolie Child Thirst Originated in Cambodia
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Charli XCX Braless…
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Anna Braga is a Whore
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Trading Girls for TOkens
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Annalynne McCord Leggings
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Adele is Fat
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Olivia Munn See Through
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How Venom Kills
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Body Painting Of the Day
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Joanna Krupa Famewhoring
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Bathing in Beer
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Random Porn of the Day
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Sexy Pole Vaulter
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Naked Camping!
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Yesterday’s Random Tumblr Porn
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Lookin’ At Some Big Tits
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Carolina Guerra Naked in a Movie
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Lesbo Kidnapping
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Public Sex is the Crazy Sex
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Malin Akerman Naked in a Movie
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Feb

Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the models that Leonardo DiCaprio hired to play girlfriend when she was first launching her modeling career, before getting fat and being downgraded to Sports Illustrated, which happens to be where Lenardo DiCaprio is hiring his new girlfriend’s from, because like Hugh Hefner, the gutter girls are more fun than the uppity fashion girls..

The reason I know they weren’t or aren’t actually fucking Leonardo DiCaprio, and/or that they are hookers who gold dig to fuck the famous, is because they are all BFFs and any girl I know would eat the fucking fetus of any girl who fucks a man they dated, even fucked, it’s just too close for comfort….

Well, she’s making moves by showing the world her fat legs and her asshole at some Sports Illustrated Miami swim event – because these motherfuckers are milking the fuck out of their magazine release with a 10 days of bullshit appearances, like the friend you hate who drags out their birthday into a month long ordeal…it’s like shut the fuck up SI and go take pics of girls in their bikinis, while those same girls on their quest of fame and fortune or at least fame and fortune cock….show the world their assholes…

If you’re not into her asshole – and everyone should be because they are the gateway to a woman’s soul – and the only kind of sext I want – like Leo – He’s more about his asshole – here’s an emotional post by her directed at the sports illustrated editor – like some suck up weirdo

“The lady that made my life fun again.. MJ, you are everything to me @MJ_Day”

Intense…I guess this is what happens when a model fired by Victoria’s Secret goes through a depression – and needs SI to pull her out of the model dumps….I just wonder what the real reason for her being fired…I blame herpes…AIDS…or Leonardo but we’ll just go with “she didn’t sell enough for them because these girls are just sexy avon ladies”….

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