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2016

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Falling in love at the grocery store is always awkward…when following the girl out to her car…after following her through the aisles….only to not say anything to her…because you don’t want to seem forward a weird….but way less weird than her setting off the car’s panic button alarm in the garage because she is scared for her life…making it near impossible to spin into “hey do you come here often, I just stalked you and your ripped pantyhose you thin legged goddess”….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Booty over Back….
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Hot Alien Ass
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Jughead is Asexual….
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What Happens when Throw Beer on a Racetrack…
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Micaela Schaefer in Body Paint
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Batman Vs Superman….
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Mario Kart in Real Life…
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Leo is Kate Winslet’s Best Friend…and He’s Using Her to Campaign the Oscars
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Nicole Kidman Nipples
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Unequal Opportunity Race
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Pauley Perrette VS Homeless Guy
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Redheads
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2016

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Last night I convinced a girl to send me her panties…her used panties that she’s been wearing and masturbating in for four days….because I have become that guy…

Long before I started the site I convinced a college girl to sell her panties on the internet, I’d take a cut to handle the shipping and marketing, but it never worked out for me. Back then, I judged the guys into that, I was thinking what kind of weirdo jerks off to stranger’s panties, not knowing what girl or if a girl even wore them…

Well, I am officially that guy…

I don’t know what’s more shocking, that I’m participating in this disgusting, or that I haven’t got panties sent to me in the 12 years of doing this…

I feel like I’ve won. Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Crazy Asses
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Superman’s 19 Year Old Pussy
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Eating at Every McDonalds in London in 1 Day
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Blac Chyna and Amber Rose in Bikinis in Trinidad – Because They Are Storylines for the Kardashians
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Ashley Graham is a Fat Chick in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuco’s Abs
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Babes at a Vogue Party
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Johnny Depp as Trump
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Girl Struggles with a Riddle
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Baby Confused by Dad’s Twin
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Nicki Koss in Tight Dress
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Creepy Camera App
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Tony Stark in a Promo
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Actress ass of the Day
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DMX ALmost Died
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Zoos are Animal Prisons
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Kylie Jenner’s Panty Flash
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Nicole Kidman See Through
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Avoid Beaches During the Storm
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Dakota Johnson’s Dress
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Nearly Naked Tom Hiddleston for the Prevert Homos
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Kristen Stewart Dating Liam Neeson..
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Beyonce Saved Red Lobster!
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Tallulah Willis in Gym Clothes..
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Idiots VS a Huge Wave
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Alison Brie Lookin’ Good
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Creepy 3D Printed Baby Running
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Boring Alison Brie Shoot
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Racist Bitch Goes Nuts on the Subway
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Woman Says the Wrong Answer on Family Feud 8 Times
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Jennifer Aniston is the Worst
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Kylie Jenner – Booty in a Leotard
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Lana Del Rey’s New Song
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Shia LeBEEF SUes his Family
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Hot Girls in Flannel
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Sammy Brady Big Tits
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Breakfast in bed with Huge Tits
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WWE SEX TAPE!
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Lesbian GIF of the Day
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This COCO video is So Weird
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Masturbation Station
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Drunk Guy Under a Bus
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Hot Naked Hawaiian
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He Rams a Girl…
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This is a Shitty Post
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Dylan Penn Topless on a Balcony
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Classy Girls…and Hitachi
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2016

10

Feb

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I would hate that I am loving these Gwyenth Paltrow ass pics for what I assume is her lifestyle blog…

For reasons like her being old, her being white privilege with a career handed to her by her now dead father, because I am going to assume she was his little baby in his second or third marriage and he wanted to give her everything to make up for his other kids he neglected while being Hollywood…and her being old…I didn’t even find her hot when all the actors were fucking her at the peak of her career in her late 20s….

But I have no shame and actually don’t mind checking out a hot ass on anything, even if I hate everything it represents…I mean they are just pics…and they look fucking good thanks to extreme zoom washing out the disgusting we know is there…She’s like an instagram model…

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2016

10

Feb

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

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Heidi Klum is probably in her 50s. She’s been banged the fuck out by a bunch of men throughout her career – but mainly Seal, who I assume has a penis the size of a baby arm, that along with his fertility has ended up in multiple kids for her, which in an of itself demonstrates that they fucked a lot, like a Nazi German trying to piss off her Nazi father, with the biggest and darkest black man she could find….or maybe more like a German scat eating dominatrix, or Masochist, the kind the fill the sex clubs of Berlin, because Germans are a pragmatic people and like to have a release…mainly through the weirdest sex practices ever…

Yet despite all that damage, she looks like this…the Aryan queen that Hilter, despite being black haired, dreamed of creating…and I hope it has everything to do with photoshop, I can’t accept any old lady with a bunch of kids looking like this…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipples…

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2016

10

Feb

Ashley Benson in Health Magazine of the DAy

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I’ve been making fun of Ashley Benson and her extreme fame for as long as I known she’s existed, because she’s consistently been 15 pounds overweight, which isn’t entirely obese but if it is what you call Hollywood fat…and with a huge audience she has a responsiblity to be fit, with a lot of Pretty Little Liar famous as fuck money she can hire the best trainers and chefs…so the only excuse is lazy.

I like that her team has decided to rebrand her as a fit and healthy person, despite looking sloppy as fuck, because just yesterday SHE WAS DOING FITNESS ON HER SOCIAL

Today she’s doing Health Magazine…seems like some weird Hollywood wizardry…trying to trick us into thinking she’s just muscular or some shit…

It’s coming at us from left field…

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2016

10

Feb

Dree Hemingway for Playboy’s Nudity Free Issue of the Day

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I know there isn’t any hype whatsoever about the new Playboy Issue and their ill-advised attempt to generate advertising and PR by taking out obvious nudity, even though dudes like labia, but instead using implied nudity, because dudes love implied nudity on instagram….

I wrote my shitty 5 reasons not to buy PLAYBOY < a href="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2016/02/05/5-reasons-not-to-buy-playboys-non-nude-issue-of-the-day" target="blank"> HERE ….I didn’t put much thought into it, but we all realize we can access porn and more compelling self shot photoshoots of girls more relevant than Dree Hemingway on instagram….

When I saw the pics from the shoot, I realized the magazine is fucking doomed. I can’t imagine this working or this selling issues.

What I do know is that when you’re a billion dollar brand, the whole point of your content production should be doing stuff that the average dude with an iphone can’t do.

If that’s paying bitches enough to spread eagle…or whatever it is…it’s gotta be better than this.

We live in a world where fashion magazines for women and gays have more tit than this…

What a fucking fail, it’s like Lesbian porn. I need the climax.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|SFW

2016

10

Feb

Rita Ora’s Sloppy Tits for L’Official Russia of the Day

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Rita Ora bores me, but she is really getting herself out there. She’s attending all the key worldy events, like fashion week bullshit in DUBAI….

She really loves using her tits….to get noticed…for the paparazzi or really for anyone – just hoping that one day – she’ll be Rihanna…. (TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE )

She got fully naked for LUI…like she was Rihanna….because all she wants…so bad..is to be Rihanna…

And now she’s in L’Official Russia. I guess she figures the more exposure, the more people will care, because people are lazy and if they see a bitch over and over and over they’ll just assume she matters and at 25, it’s not too late for her to be an actual popstar, even though we can’t quite figure out anything she’s done up until this point, or why she even exists….

I mean she did fuck a Kardashian (the brother) to get some exposure, and then Calvin Harris of Taylor Swift fame…she fucking works the scene aggressively…and maybe, just maybe it will finally hit for her…in the mean time…here she is flashing her bra…

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2016

10

Feb

Anna Herrin by Ben Watts for TREATS! of the Day

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I like Anna Herrin…she’s some LA catalog model….who does a lot of eCommerce shit…getting half naked isn’t enough to differentiate yourself from all the other hot chicks on instagram with great bodies who don’t fucking matter but who are doing the exact same thing as you….

So get naked with the Treats! Magazine crew of Rich LA guys, who helped create Emily Ratajkowski, but who have not really caused any real impact since, cuz everyone is caught up in themselves with their own willingness to get naked…I am talking everyone who is decent looking at best is willing to try to be a model…once they figure out their angles.

I come from an era where models were pulled out of grocery stores, bus stops, the farm and didn’t know their tall lanky and insecure look was marketable…where the fame built up organically as their careers ramped up …when famewhore sluts didn’t have a vehicle like instagram to ended up in porn and Playboy…or nude for rich guys…and in magazines…..but more interestingly…when famewhore sluts didn’t feel like they deserved or that they were already famous, before doing anything to justify or warrant that…

We live in a weird era of kids who can’t fail in school, it’s not inclusive…that lacks any edge….and here are some nudes by Benn Watts is a iconic Victoria’s Secret photographer from Australia, who has been doing this photo thing for a long time and his pics are always great.

VIA TREATS

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2016

10

Feb

Keat Mel Twerks of the Day

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KEAT MEL is the kind of girl you’d want to hire to perform at your kid’s birthday party, you know to distract you from the fat and old moms, and to give you an affordable performance, because twerking contests or pro twerkers isn’t really that big of a business, like amateur magician or the guy with the petting zoo, only in booty shorts….and these people need the work…and I guess in Keat Mel’s case, they may also need the greencard with the whole being Russian and by default a mail order bride, just ask Irina Shayk….

This girl is a professional twerker and that alone will revolutionize your day…

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2016

10

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Creepy Workout Video of the Day

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Here’s a robotic Irina Shayk, who was rumored to being dumped by Brad Cooper last week, only to be a story that made no fucking sense, because there is no way this robotic soulless woman, would throw away that kind of opportunity, you know to carry his baby and allow her to monetize while continuing the good life she deserves because she’s so fucking hot, like so many Russians…some of whom you can buy, while others have already been sold off…like this one…

I don’t know what this fitness pose is – but it’s magic. She’s my favorite.

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