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2016

29

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

Apparently Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her ass….that she has spent the last year or two having her team photoshop into something almost worth looking at, until realizing it is Kim Kardashian….leaving you confused, like when you come across a hot tranny without knowing she’s a tranny, forcing you to make the exception because your penis is telling you one thing and your brain is telling you another story and your penis always win…

This is not what Kim Kardashian looks like in a g-string, but it’s a version of her, totally modified you can pretend is someone else…

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2016

29

Feb

Olivia Munn X Men Ass of the Day

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Olivia Munn is the fucking worst and despite her series of plastic surgery and her hustle in Hollywood the last 5 years…and despite the successes her and her ego have had the last few years in movies…she will still be the equivalent of a cable access television host to me…She was the hot girl on G4TV, a defunct network, on a show called Attack of the Show, where she pandered to the nerds in the most accessible way ensuring a fan base…before mustering up the confidence to follow her dreams as a big hollywood star…in nerd movies for her nerd fans where she gets to show off her ass….despite being the fucking worst.

This is the kind of story that should have ended with “TV host can’t get work anywhere but on local television in Idaho”….not “she’s the hot pussy in X Men at 40 years old”….

Garbage.

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2016

29

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Cleavage for California Style of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst brought her cleavage to a magazine because Kirsten Dunst has great fucking cleavage and has for the length of her career that along with her snaggle tooth, was her trademark that I have jerked off to once…that I remember…back when celebrity Tits were a thing you could jerk off to without looking at them with disgust, distain and a deep rooted hatred for being the worst people ever…

I guess I don’t really hate on Kirsten Dunst, because throughout her career, she’s done that to herself enough and if anything we should be celebrating that she’s alive and showered…that’s huge for her.

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2016

29

Feb

Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Camila Morrone is a slutty instagram model – and this is her slutty INSTAGRAM . She has a lot of fucking followers…which is probably due to having a lot of slutty photos. People love slutty pics…

It turns out that she’s more than just a slutty instagram model. She’s also the daughter of the women who married Al Pacino…

So she’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter, who I’m sure, jerks off to her…because I’m a stepfather and know these things….and why not…she’s half naked and you’ve already been trapped by her Argentine mother’s pussy, might as well get your money worth…

I guess she is taken seriously as a model…and gets work because why else would this magazine be doing this high quality shoot…I mean I am sure it’s got nothing to do with being in the extended family of one of the most iconic living actors alive…

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2016

29

Feb

Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Lorelle Rayner is a model that I think is from France, but who really fucking cares, she’s naked in some French men’s magazine that was once a porn magazine, before realizing that model will get naked for photographers like they are porn stars, as long as the shit is presented properly.

She makes me want to eat croissant, french fries, frogs legs, and pretty much all things french, including but not limited to her ass…hell I’d eat croissants, french fries and frogs legs out of her ass, up on some feeding tube, human centipede romance…because are you know France is so romantic…

She’s shot by David Bellemere, who is the best photographer of the times right now, and in one of the pics, you can see her labia..

Long gone are the armpit hair rockin’ french women but I fucking hope she’s hip enough to have bush…

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2016

29

Feb

Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this.

It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others..

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2016

29

Feb

Alyssa Arce Playboy Chick Naked for Glen Krohn of the Day

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His name is Glen Krohn and he’s a photographer you don’t really give a fuck, because who really cares about the photographer, it is not like he’s a hero or something, maybe he directs a bitch into her best look or angle according to him, but this shit is interchangeable and pointless to people like me, who just want to see the tits.

Package it as art or commercial photographer, but this busty as fuck Alyssa Arce ….is a playboy chick, probably the best they’ve had in years, and I’d be just as satisfied with her nude selfies….so the photographer doesn’t matter…it’s all about the tits, it’s always all about the tits..

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2016

29

Feb

Revisiting Jessica Simpson’s Caged in Tits of the Day

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These Jessica Simpson pictures happened last week and I didn’t notice them – because I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Simpson tits. She’s over 30, a mom, fat for the last decade, married, did I mention a mom….she’s also an idiot, a puppet, uninteresting, boring and only skinny due to corporate sponsorship…

That said, look at these fucking tits…

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2016

29

Feb

Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is Canadian Pride…she was the first Playmate from Canada since SOPHIE SIMMONS’ MOm…

HERE IS SOPHIE SIMMONS EATING ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE THAT TITLE..

Now back to Jayde Nicole, who in 2007 decided to drop out of school after her mom handed her a Playboy magazine and said “why don’t you do Playboy”..thanks mom, for having the white trash instinct more mom’s need to have when it comes to their slutty daughters, hell, it’s better than her ending up a stripper like her…

The highlight of these pics is that she’s got her “respect” pussy tattoo visible on her mound in this bikini…

Not that there’s any real high light when it comes to Jayde Nicole …she’s totally fucking uninteresting and the highlight of her life was being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend on The Hills.

Who gives a fuck….check out the cameltoe…but if you want, you can just google her pussy.

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If you’re into Fame Whoring in bikinis – and you are – Here’s some Jenna Tatum ass….

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2016

29

Feb

Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life.

Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s…

Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE…

The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material…

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