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2016

09

Mar

Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day

I went to a beach a few years ago, all excited to see hot young girls in bikinis, which for a Canadian who never sees girls in bikinis, except in stupid photoshoots, because despite being immune or desensitized to girls in bikinis, I still like seeing girls in bikinis….

Turned out that a bunch of Muslim women turned up, and were swimming in full clothing…far less revealing than girls in bikinis…but far more erotic when you factor in how repressed and mysterious they are….

Here’s Jennifer Garner doing her best impression of that, far less hot, with her old mom face and bad ass….

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Posted in:Jennifer Garner|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini….self produced bikini…but still a bikini…

I wonder if people still care about her in a bikini….I mean she’s got a great, fit, fake tit body, but she’s still Nicole Scherzinger, a produce of late 90s shitty pop music, where a group of strippers left the strip club and got rich, a storyline anyone who gets lap dances from strippers hates, at least when it happens to their strippers, because they get an ego and don’t strip anymore, but I guess good to use as an example to seduce and manipulate young, impressionable girls into stripper..with a “you may become the next Pussy Cat Doll”….too..

In recent years, the best thing she’s done WAS BEING WASTED IN GREECE and now this…magic…that’s not that magical..

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day

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Selena Gomez went big the other day at Paris Fashion week, in an era where going big means wearing a pretty revealing dress, with a lot of tit and chubby leg exposed, all while flashing her nude colored panties…because when you’re dying of LUPUS and in and out of CHEMOTHERAPY…all sick and throwing up everyday….wondering if it will ever end…going to fashion week and dressing slutty like it was a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION trip…is the only logical thing you can do…in a “I don’t give a fuck, sexualize me like we sexualize everything, this is the porn generation and as strong women, here’s my vagina without showing vagina”….she’s probably on her period and/or not willing to commit to that level of proud to be a woman bullshit..

Either way, she’s on some kind of hustle you like…because she’s still got pervert fans that haven’t given up on her, even though I’ve never found her anything more than “cute for a Mexican”….

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Dakota Fanning Joins Instagram with Erotica of the Day

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Apparently, Dakota Fanning made a statement that she’d never join instagram…I didn’t research this fact because I don’t give a fuck about Dakota Fanning or her creepy Hollywood child star weirdness…

But she joined anyway @DakotaFanning ….

Because instagram followers determines whether you mater or not, whether you are hireable or not, whether you are relevant or not…so I guess she’s diving into this shit like she was an instagram model – since everyone is a fucking instagram model these days…

Here’s her pics, even though everyone knows snapchat is where the chances of her posting a pussy video are statistically more likely to happen….

Either way, everyone succumbs to this nonsense…technology always wins in the singularity…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Lea Seydoux for Some Magazine of the Day

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This is one of my favorite photoshoots in recent months and I know what you’re thinking…how is that possible? Why?

Let me explain, only because you all care about my analysis of art.

Yes, there is no spread asshole in these pictures, in fact that’s no real nudity either….

Yes, this is an era where all girls get naked all the fucking time, and they don’t even need to be Lea Seydoux, who is a french actress, who has great lesbian sex in films, which also means she’s been naked and does naked, it’s a cultural and career for her…I’m talking every single girl, even the Walmart worker with instagram dreams….doing cheesy badly shot, agreesively filtered bullshit…

Which is why I like this shoot….because it’s back to the old school snapshot photogrpahy or documentary photography…that even if is “staged” and posed still has some level of authenticity…like “hey we’re doing a shoot”…and it’s not some cheesy bitch, making cheesy model faces, for no fucking reason…

The photographer’s name is Alexandra Gordienko , she’s good…

How do you like that for ignorant art interpretation?

Posted in:Léa Seydoux|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Kills Animals of the Day

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Anja Rubik dialed into her Polish bear wrestling, small animal trapping for food under communist rule where everyone was left hungry and only the pretty members of the family were fed, killing off the ugly people in the family, creating some great models/hookers/sex workers….roots….

Ok, fine, maybe this isn’t Polish at all, maybe it’s just another example of assimilation into American culture, where in this photoshoot where she wore fur…fur from the endangered red and black zebra….like she was a Trump on some rich person African Safari adventure….

She’s a known titty model, who I guess is famous enough to not show here tits…and there’s no fun in that…but at least she’s tall.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Sienna Miller in a Terribly Boring Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know who this company is, but I do know who Sienna Miller is, and in the early 2000s, she was in fucking everything…she was the rock and roll model from the UK, who I guess Cara Delevingne of today’s generation is most like, only Sienna Miller was more deserving, hotter and a reminder that not all girls in the UK are toothless trolls with grey skin married to Chimney sweepers on an all porridge diet…or stripper looking, fake tan trash from the cheesy fucking lad mags…and that this hipster, natural looking always naked bitch with a hot accent can and does exist..

I guess this campaign reflects that she’s old and lazy now, 10 years for a woman is like 50 years for a man, she’s probably even a mom but I’m not going to look into that, I’d rather google pics of her bush from her glory days….

I’ll post the pics for old times…

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2016

09

Mar

Sophia Bush Possible See Through of the Day

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I love bush. I adore bush. I tell every girl I know to grow bush, because I am a feminist and believe a woman shouldn’t be manipulated by other women to think that men don’t like pubic hair, unless the woman is being manipulated by the other women’s vagina…and I’m watching…the fact of the matter is that dudes don’t care about bush, no matter what they say, that’s just some Kardashian imposed myth that happened in the late 90s…and has become a billion dollar business because historically…men will stick their dick in anything…

I don’t love Sophia Bush….or what is supposed to be her nipples in a see through dress that could just be shadows but they happened and brought a great conversation on bush to the table…so I don’t hate her either..

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Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2016

09

Mar

Vagina Air Darts Popping Balloons and Other Videos of the Day

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Finally – the Uncensored Naked Houston Twerker that Stopped Traffic

ANother Naked Woman on a Car…

Naked Woman in Thailand

Street Vendors Beat the Fuck Out of the Inspector

The guy who calls TRUMP Supporters “Childish Single Men Who Masturbate to Anime” on TV

Hawaii Knife Fight VS an Old Man

Horse VS Intersection

Armless Chinese Foot Artist…

Head Found in Amsterdam of North African

Mercury Monster!

Posted in:Videos

2016

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24 in Facebook Jail

The only thing I miss about Facebook is seeing the happy relationship pictures of people, you know the status updates about how in love they are, those along with motivational or inspirational quotes are my jam, way better than the political rants of people or pop culture updates…but only when those happy relationship pictures are girls I’ve fucked or I am currently fucking…via actual penetration or hardcore sexting as their masturbation fantasy….not because I like participating in shitting on relationships, relationships shit on themselves and I’m just the non judgemental guy into pussy pics…

Here are some morning links….

Looking Down Girl’s Shirts
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Hulk Hogan’s Dick isn’t 10 Inches Long
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TV Reporter Almost Gets Taken Out
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Claudia Romani is My Favorite Fame Whore
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits..
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Charlotte McKinney is Such a Whore..
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Miley Cyrus – Feminist – Defending All Women….
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Abigail Ratchford is Such a Whore
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Sphere Tires by Goodyear…
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Selena GOmez in a Poncho – Cuz She’s Mexican
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Kelly Clarkson Jumps on the Rape Band Wagon…
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Selena Gomez is Such a Whore
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