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2016

23

Feb

Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI….

Either way, here is her lingerie..

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Joanna Krupa Topless of the Day

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If a reality TV fame whore, who was an ex Glamour model, which is code for hooker who gets invited to Maxim Superbowl Parties, gets topless on the beach….showing the world her fake tits like she was still in her 20s…or even her 30s….does she make a sound…

The answer is yes…of course she makes a sound…we like our Chicago raised Polish immigrants topless, especially when it comes from a place of desperation and survival, after spending the better part of her life – thinking she’s amazing…cuz all you dudes suck up to these idiots not realizing it makes their hooking unaffordable….

But I like when they fall off, especially when they look this good, with their little fake tits flashed…cuz those communist Genes are tight…and trying to remind you that she exists…

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2016

23

Feb

Olivia Rose for Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Her name is Olivia Rose, his name Jonathan Leder…

She is a very fucking busty Miss Kentucky pageant contestent who sure ate her corn because she’s made it to the big city to be a really fucking hot model…

He is a photographer, legendary in some circles, copied by thousands who probably don’t even know he exists…

Together, they’ve come together and made that brat Em Rata obsolete, this is the new, because younger, hotter, always fucking wins..

I posted ALL THESE AWESOME PICS THEY DID TOGETHER HERE

They put out a book together…

Apparently – there’s also a video:

Here are the screenshots:

TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE BOOK CLICK HERE

She’s fucking amazing….

Posted in:Jonathan Leder|Olivia Rose

2016

23

Feb

Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once..that’s pretty much all I have to say about that…

She’s a big titty model, who for some reason felt violated because she was wearing a fucking bikini on her vacation and the paparazzi got the pics, and those the world got the pics, and I post every irrelevant whore in a bikini – or at least all the ones who matter – as there are too many whores in bikinis to keep up with..

Well, she’s since got divorced, because with that attitude why would anyone stay with her, she’s a cunt, but still has tits, tits she’s not exploiting topless, but tits she’s still get paid to show off..

Exciting, no, but it happened…can you believe it happened? Vogue Korea. Dreams come true. K-Pop is hotter than this though….but Yes, it still happened, and she’s a model, this is what they do…

I guess what I am saying is that I like when hot girls sue me…because they aren’t ugly girls just complaining.

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Britt Maren Hot for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American Model and now she’s in Nasty Gal campaign, and it’s not her first time, it’s just her more stylized 1970s, Manson inspired vibe that all these hipster photographers from instagram are really into. It’s like let’s get some old muscle car as a prop and we will go out to the desert and do the same fuckng thing EVERYONE FUCKING Does.

It’s better than her last campaign for the brand where they photoshoppped out her nipples but I prefer WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLE

Before Nasty Gal she did Victoria’s Secret, so this Instagram model does the rounds….here are the pics, they are good, just cheesy.

Posted in:Britt Maren|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Hot Female Shoplifter – Taken Out and Other Videos of the Day

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Man GROPES WOMAN ON BUS

Old Guy Knock Out

Toddler VS Truck – Kid Survives

Father Saves Kid

Just a Normal Day in Japan

Trump Supporter in a Dress / Sailor Moon Costume…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10 in Facebook Jail

A lot less girls complain about sexually harassment, despite flirting to get what they want out of dudes, if those dudes are deemed “hot”..you know the dick pics they hate on, until the guy they want to fuck sends them a 10 inch boner and they rub one out to it all day…or rape culture, gender equality, pay equity, trannies, Donald Trump, Planned Parent Hood….and Feminism and body shaming…in real life..

Facebook jail has taught me that we don’t need to listen to girls complain about inequality and all those other good things…when they are serving you coffee or breakfast or even when they are working the cash at the grocery store….you know…where the girls I interact with work.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Bikinis!
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Gronk from the Patriots had a Hilarious Jock Party on a Cruise Ship
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Selena Gomez is a Behind the Scenes SLut
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Dog Teaches Girl How to Meow….
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Caitlin Jenner Can’t Find a Date
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Jennifer Lawrence is a Whore
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This is What Happens When You Park Where You Shouldn’t
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Donuts in a Buggatti Does Donuts…
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Sniper Airsoft
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Adding Porn Logos to Everything….
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Pornstar Worksout in the Park
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Kim Kardashian’s Gross baby
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 9.5 in Facebook Jail

The highlight of my weekend in Facebook prison is taking my trolling to real life.

It’s the leaving the inappropriate comments, or saying the inappropriate troll thing to stir up people, by just saying it loud enough for them to hear or just saying it to their faces…

The first conflict I remember was with a very old lady who was sour and wished death upon my harmless, angel of a pug….she said something like “I hope your dog gets eaten by a coyote because he’s small”…when really they are coywolf’s this is canada bitch…..so I said “I hope you die, because you’re old”..

Then I had some conflict because a girl kept bringing up rape and rape culture and I had to advise her that she’s got nothing to worry about, there are better options for rapists.

I also had conflict at the Chinese restaurant because they brought me a fork, assuming that as a Mexican I don’t know how to use chop sticks, maybe I have asian adopted parents or my sex is handjobs at asian massage parlors, or maybe, just maybe using chop sticks is cultural approrpriation like wearing an Indian headdress….racism everywhere.

The last conflict I had was with a homeless guy who thought he worked for the government because his check’s have the government logo on it, thanks welfare. He was some ex addict and now Christian..that was barely conflict, he just got in my face….so I said something like “Maybe no black people deserved to be nominated for Oscars based on heir performance, should they just be nominated for their color because of their color” … Jesus freaks – right..

Here are some stepLINKS

Big Big Tits
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Borat’s New Character with Girls in Bikinis
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Gillian Jacobs is Busty…
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The Hottest Bikini Ever
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Rihanna and Drake in a Slutty Video
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Taylor Swift Peer Pressured to Give Kesha 250k cuz of Twitter…
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits
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Dove Cameron’s New Young Pussy and her Tits to Obsess Over
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Josephine Skriver for VS
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Erin Heatherton Anus
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Old Man Marries 12 Year Old Social Experiment
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Sniper plays Airsoft in the Snow
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Mythbusters Implode a Tanker Train
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Views From Above Greece is Awesome
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Angie Harmon’s Old – But Has Abs
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Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Busting Out
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Kim Kardashian’s First Baby Photo
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Guy Knocks Out 2 Guys and Runs from the Police
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50 Cent’s Bankruptcy Judge Wants to Know About This Pile of Money He Instagrammed
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Jessica Lowndes…Slut
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Weird Bootleg iPhone Charger
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Gaga Walking the Runway is Terrifying
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Jessica Lowndes Hooking at Chateau Marmont
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Rita Ora’s Big Tits
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Bernie Sanders Street Cred
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Johnney Depp Doesn’t Smell Like a Hobo
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Toronto Zoo Pandas
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Geography Fail on Wheel of Fortune
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Renee Olstead’s Big Tits
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Caitlyn Jenner Can’t Find a Date
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Drunk Monkey in a Knife Fight
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Danica Patrick for LYFT
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So Many Amazing Hot Thigh Gaps
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Erin Heatherton – Bikini-less
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Girl on ALl Fours of the Day
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Naked Lingerie Cam Girl Babe
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Hidden Talent!
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Fat Chicks Fighting
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Big Tits in a GLUTEN Shirt
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Bag Girl in the Car
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Naked Girl Walking
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Hula Girl of the Day
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Nude Cello
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Feb

Rihanna’s Nipples for her New Song of the Day

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Yeah…

Who cares..

I know…

We’ve seen her nipples, the song is shit, girls everywhere celebrate her, people eveyrwhere celebrate her and her slutty exhibitionist money making ways…because that’s what pop music is…smut…

I guess this has more substance because there’s a white Jewish Canadian with girls shaking their asses in it for Toronto…

Posted in:Rihanna

2016

22

Feb

Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day

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I Will never understand the appeal with Goldie Hawn’s daughter, especially since she’s become famous, because I remember reading an Architectural Digest in the 90s, because I was sophisticated back then and she was 18 and not famous yet, you know just in the early stages of riding her mom’s coattails to have a career and perpetuate the life her mom sucked so many dicks for….and I thought she was hot…I admit an 18 year old Kate Hudson in an era where we didn’t know better was hot…

But then she got pregnant and banged out everyone in LA, leading to some people like Owen Wilson attempting suicide…all while maintaining the same role in different movies…boring as fuck…even when her braless nipples on her flat mom chest are hard…but that’s probably because she’s old news..

But like Grandma always said…they are still hard nipples.

Posted in:Kate Hudson