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2023

22

May

Christina Ricci Still Goth of the Day

I don’t know if Christina Ricci is actually a dark, satan loving, GOTH chick for nerds to jerk off to well into her 40s, but I do know that she murdered her big sloppy tits when she was younger and had some sort of eating disorder that wouldn’t make those pesky tits that made her seem fatter than she was, as big tits do, go away…so she had to slaughter those fuckers herself. It was dark times and not in a goth way, just in a sad way.

I do know that Christina Ricci has been on some comeback tour, not only being in that dog shit Yellowjackets show the normies seem to love, but also in Wednesday, revisiting her Addam’s Family roots, and clearly taking a page out of Jenna Ortega’s wardrobe for whatever event it is she was at. All witch like and vampire make-up, to make the Goth loving nerds excited.

Since she was one of the early tormented child stars who got racy in life with tattoos, partying and indy movies, back before that was a thing, she paved the way for the freaks we’ve got today, like the den mother, or I guess coven leader, because she’s obviously into the occult, since she was raised in it…

Or she could be just wearing a black dress, but where’s the fun in that, we’re more into the whole sex party, sacrificing street whores, all part of the hollywood fun to destroy the fabric of the world by normalizing EVIL….

I blame Christina Ricci’s tit slaughter for all that is wrong in the world…

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2023

19

May

Britney Spears or the Britney Spears AI is Having a Good Time of the Day

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We obviously have the technology to create a completely fake, artificial intelligent, augmented reality, bullshit silicon suit, movie magic, green screen LIE of an experience on the internet since that shit is ALL fake and people are so dumb and buy into it….

There’s a reason why a TOP POP STAR with a huge budget has the shittiest quality content that looks 10 years old, shot on the RAZR when Britney was still alive….

I am sure she’s no longer with us, if she is she’s institutionalized, or MAYBE this is what a FREE Britney does and it’s not a body double keeping the brand alive in a weird way that reminds me of Liveleak BEHEADING videos….

RIGHT…

Anyway, she, or it, did a creepy sexy horror movie dance video of the world’s TOP pop star, with a full titty grab involved…..and it’s wonderful and weird…and extremely LOW fucking quality from her basement cell….

She also posted a MAKE OUT video, TONGUE included pic of the person they want you to pretend is Britney with her handler who pretends to be her husband…tits out…

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2023

19

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The most relateable post that I do every week is the On/Off…because there’s not a woman I see in public, not a single woman I see in public, fat, old, dried up, disgusting…that I don’t think “I wonder what she’s got under that old lady diaper”…..or if I’m lucky….”I wonder if her body holds up to what those leggings are selling”….

I am a pervert creeper, and this is some self produced creeping so you don’t have to creep and it speaks to my soul….which is why I close out the week with it!

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2023

19

May

Stella Maxwell Topless and Holding Tit of the Day

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Sometimes you have to wonder why someone is famous, what they are working for big UNDERWEAR, what they exist as models, or as celebrities, or as personalities, when there’s really nothing impressive about them.

You know it’s hard to believe anyone is a die hard fan of them, like they don’t really have influence despite millions of people following them, it just doesn’t add up….

Which is when you have to realize that they are either clones, puppets, handled, spies conducting espionage….who knows…,

Stella Maxwell is one of those people, why is she a model, I don’t know, why do people like he, no idea, she’s hot enough, but is that enough, I mean it is in theory, but not really….

Maybe it’s her LESBIANISM to the stars, she’s fucked a lot of them, the gateway pussy to lesbianism, so that famous people can call themselves queer, put a rainbow in their social media bio and speak on the subject….they are flimsy fucking celebrities who change their opinions based on what is popular and what they are told to…

OR MAYBE she has some LESBIAN dirt, the videos, the RECEIPTS on some dyke who doesn’t want it knows, so they ENSURE she is well taken care of in the industry because they don’t want that dirt out…..but that could tie back to the SPY thing, you know, used to seduce powerful dykes, to get extortion material on them…..

It’s all so crazy, but here she is holding tit…it’s alright..

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2023

19

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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In this world of the tranny takeover, where Mother’s Day has been rebranded Parent’s day, and where mothers are called BIRTHING PEOPLE, or WOMB HOLDERS, all thanks to the WHINERS at the top who manipulate the minds of the mentally ill, and force other people to think the way they are told to think and if they don’t they will be cancelled, their lives destroyed, even if you’re the kind of person who wants to think for your damn self….

There’s an attack on women….

I don’t really care about anything a person does, how they identify, what they wear,or how they live, but I do care when they sexualize children or manipulate the minds of children, turning this weirdness into the latest HAPPY MEAL, because kids are inherently stupid, so manipulating them as predators is easy….

I don’t like being told what I have to accept as normal, or how I need to pander to some bullshit, it’s all pretty offensive….

I just wonder where the feminists are, the real pro women are, when woman of the year is going to PROSTATE OWNERS who dress like women…

When SI SWIM COVERS are PROSTATE owners…

There’s a satanic agenda at play and these BURN YOUR BRA bitches need to get out from behind the fat blue haired THEY and start making some noise, or women will be replaced by pyschos with prostates…

Like the Adidas swim ad, where they celebrated some dude who I doubt is a Women’s pro swimmer or pro anything that requires a swimsuit, but instead is some virtue signalling pandering and perversion, because cross dressing is for weirdo serial killers behind closed doors…not a tactic to sell swimsuits…FREAKS…

Here’s some braless feminist bullshit….that’s NOT very feminist at all….which in this era is a good thing since FEMINISTS are unfuckable piles of hormonally unbalanced shit…

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2023

19

May

Mandy Rose Short Removal of the Day

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WWE Icon Mandy Rose is pulling her shorts down…

This will be exciting for the handful of you who jerk off to the WWE because you haven’t grown up, maybe you had some weird accident and your boners are left in the 90s, I don’t fucking know, but stripper looking bitches who wrestle half naked may excite you…and while watching that good old fashioned family programming, you likely thought “if only she was naked”…you know to make the jerking off to clothed wrestlers a little less desperate and pathetic….

Mandy Rose, top G in the WWE realized that WWE gave her a fanbase of credit card holders willing to sign up to her near nudes, and was willing to throw the WWE contract away, to make the real money it provided for her, rather than to fate away after aging out….

Moral of the story, whore work pays more than mainstream work….because mainstream work pays the people at the top and the whores they hire are interchangeable…while whore work makes the whore the CEO, or at least the trash having pennies thrown at her in exchange for her doing shameless, perverted, trashy shit…

HOT…or IS it?

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2023

19

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I don’t FISHNET, I SPEARFISH…..

I don’t know what all the hype about FISHNETS IS…it’s pretty fucking primitive and gay…

Real men know that the better way to fish is spear fishing…..

Save the fishnets for the commercial fisherman and lazy fucks pulling up whatever they catch….

Real men take that spear in their mouth, dive into the water and they catch fucking dinner….

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2023

19

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Body of the Day

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When you look at Candice Swanepoel’s ripped old ass mom body in a bikini like she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model since that was her identity.

Not willing to accept that she’s been released from the only thing she’s ever known….so she launched her own bikini line and was like “I don’t need you, GIRL POWER”….or some shit….

She’s looking fit and ripped, I figure it’s from being of South African stock, where the weak and frail died from the elements or wildlife and only the strong and hot survived….creating a whole bunch of hot bitches…

But when I look at her ripped old ass mom body, I wonder how many slaves the family owned over the generations on their SOUTH AFRICAN FARM….

I hear it’s a racist place and you gotta wonder if that makes her hotter, or are you so outraged your nostalgic jerk off to her will be RAGE filled…..

I guess we’ll find out.

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2023

19

May

Megan Fox’s Monster Tits of the Day

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Megan Fox’s tits are both monstrous, but ALSO a monster’s tits, because this 50 year old hooker looks more tranny than most trannies.

I do not subscribe to the Megan Fox revival, I think the mom of 4 who I doubt actually had those kids based on the fact she was born with balls not uterus, I mean we all know Brian Austin Green is a poofter and that they may have tricked us into thinking she was his beard, like they tricked us into thinking she was the hottest shitty actress around, because we are easily manipulated, when really they were fucking trying to DOCK their cicumsized cocks, hoping their anal sex shit dick would solidify as a membrane they could use for said DOCKING.

The point of the story is there’s a rumor that Megan Fox is a man, her Adam’s apple makes me believe it, and she’s even called herself a tranny, because they ALL tell you the truth, it’s part of their santanic universal code of giving the information and letting people decide what to do with it, where most people say “she’s just joking, it’s just a joke”….where autistics and schizos are like “SHE SAID SHE WAS A TRANNY NO GIRL WOULD SAY THAT UNLESS THEY WERE A TRANNY”…

Even if she is a CHICK, she’s no longer getting periods at her age, but MORE importantly, she’s using the same procedures trannies use to make men into women, to make women look like instagram filters photoshopped and its’ GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS….which is pretty fucking gay…

Check out those tits that look like they are part of a silicon shape shifter costume…right…

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