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2015

29

Dec

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna is at her 30 million dollar house in Barbados, which is probably more than the country makes a year in tourism, even from Simon Cowell who goes there to fuck dudes, as the Bajans don’t judge him for being a homo….

This is a big upgrade from the shanty she lived in with her father, before becoming a teen sensation – sent to America…but you know what, she deserves what she’s got, with her huge fan base, that has probably made a lot more people a lot more money with her name than she’s made herself, that’s how being a puppet works…a puppet in a bikini I am pretty into…because she’s edgy and angry…and comes from a pretty humble place…because there was a time when the industry exploited poor people from other countries…instead of just promoting kids of rich and famous…

What I’m getting at is that all I want for Chritmas is to suffocate on Rihanna’s vagina…new years resolution because that’s the kind of slut hole I want to die on…

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2015

29

Dec

Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess it’s New Years Eve, so all these people are in bikinis wherever they are going to be partying, and Rita Ora has chosen, or has been hired to perform, in Miami, where we can assume she’s hanging out with rich industry people who like her tits, whether they are producers or label owners, or not, she’s working it as hard as she can because she’s getting older, and still hasn’t replaced Rihanny, no one even knows any of her songs because she just doesn’t matter, but she is ethnically ambiguous, she is chipmunky but most importantly, she’s got these tits, tits that I am convinced account for 98 percent of her career….as they should be…this nipples are “FIRE”….and you can make out her pussy definition in her white bottoms too…

This is a fucking win for her…or maybe it is a win for humanity…

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2015

29

Dec

Alexa Vega Shits Out Rainbows of the Day

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Here’s a fun picture of a girl you’ve probably jerked off to when she was in Spy Kids, like you were Robert Rodriguez, in a “It’s Ok In Mexico”…Roman Polanski defense, but more poor, trailer part, forced to watch Spy Kids because you had kids of your own and your life fucking sucked…and still does..

Well she’s 27 now, I think she’s a mom, or maybe just married, but don’t really keep up on Alexa Vega shit, I’ve never seen Spy Kids and only know of her from famewhoring half naked on social media the last few years….and not from her prolific acting career on shows like Dancing with the Stars as one of the contestants…

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2015

29

Dec

Elena Satine Nipple of the Day

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I saw these pics of Elena Satine yesterday and just assumed she was some kind of fame whoring instagram model, or LOW LEVEL water model, or really these nobodies in LA and Miami who are friends with the paparazzi and semi-cute enough to feature in bikini, since bikinis get published, since you’re all a bunch of perverts….

It turns out that Elena Satine is some Russian American actress, who is a regular on the show Revenge, which I think is a big show, but wouldn’t know since I don’t watch TV…

So now all of a sudden, because of her “fame” or acting career, her nipple is more important, has more value, because there’s agents and big pay days involve…

Don’t blame me girls pulling out your tits, that’s just the world we live in….

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2015

29

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water….

She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space..

I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits…

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2015

29

Dec

Brittny Gastineau Old Washed Up Nipple Slip of the Day

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It brings me great joy, thanks Christmas, that Brittny Gastineau looks like an old, washed up, dumpy pig of a girl in her bathing suit….

She is still strategically fame whoring, pulling her nipple out, trying to be like her friends, who probably aren’t her friends, but who she wanted so much to be, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton….only they pulled it off, while Brittny Gastineau got a few paparazzi pics over the years…that never worked out for her…she even had a reality show no one cared about….and that was before she was old and fat and sloppy…..

But here she is now…old and fat and sloppy….If you’re wondering why I get joy out of failed fame whores…because I usually don’t care about anything or anyone…it’s because Brittny Gastineau was a cunt to me. I don’t remember what she did to me, but there was something that made her the enemy, and I guess she’s self destructed. They all do…these girls have a window….they all sluts…with broken slut holes.

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2015

29

Dec

Daria Malygina by Igor Oussenko for Treats! of the Day

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TREATS!

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2015

29

Dec

Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s…

Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one…

But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP….

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2015

29

Dec

Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day

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Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her…

I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot.

When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering….

The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram

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2015

29

Dec

Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day

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Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate…

Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution..

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