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Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2015

Dec

Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

Well I guess Kim Garner figured that one out also, because she no longer follows me on twitter…leaving me scared and a lone, but fine, because I know hundreds of other hookers who are too dumb to realize I can’t help them…

Point being, she is in a bikini Santa hat for attention self shot shoot that is badly shot, but still features her hot body and that’s good enough for me…

TO SEE HER OUT IN A SCHOOL GIRL SKIRT IN LONDON CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2015

Dec

Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Casey Batchelor is a chubby, big titty UK Glamour model who went onto really important things like UK Celebrity Big Brother because they needed the tits to get the ratings….tits get hits…

Which I guess makes her the Charlotte McKinney of the UK, only the UK has dozens of these girls, they need them to marry soccer players, while the US only has one Charlotte McKinney…a set of barely famous, barely talked about tits, who snuck onto TV via the right scam…because before McKinney, who may not be the first non-famous, unaccomplished person to end up on a tv show being called a star, but the most recent….and the one who really hadn’t done anything…

That’s not to say Casey Batchelor is as useless, but I assume she is…and here she is on Vacation…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin Swimming Naked of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin are best friends ever..you know two young models who aren’t the kids of rich fame whore reality stars or hollywood actors…trying to make it in America…

You know two Europeans, riding off their US work visa, attending all the great events, because they both work for Victoria’s Secret, in fact Barbara Palvin is the reason Stella Maxwell even got on the Victoria’s Secret radar, and their hipster socializing, is the reason why Stella Maxwell was able to friend Miley, and pretend to date Miley, and french kiss Miley as Miley fingered her, for the paparazzi, in something that would have broken the internet a decade ago, but that we’re all too desensitized to give a fuck about now, but still makes her more hireable..

Doesn’t matter, they are tit-on-tit-ing…and that’s erotica, if you like toplessness and nipple kisses…

Subtle lesbianism, like two college girls making out for male attention…even if they aren’t into fucking girls, when they probably are, because it’s 2015…who the fuck isn’t…I’d just prefer the scissoring / strap on sex, to girls being girls nonsense…

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2015

Dec

Poppy Harlow Passes Out on CNN of the Day

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This is pretty entertaining, Poppy Harlow faded hard on live CNN broadcast, because I guess she “got a little hot”….but maybe it was the wrath of hell for perpetuating the lies of the government in what is less news and more new entertainment….or maybe she’s a drug addict, as most of these people on TV are, or an anorexic…or a drunk…

I’ve never heard of Poppy Harlow, because I don’t watch the news, but clearly she’s not a great reporter, more of a ditzy twat, but hearing her fade out is pretty terrifying, hilarious..but she lived…

Maybe she’s the college girl she sounds like when she talks and she just got roofied….at the frat party…

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2015

Dec

Xenia Deli Dancing for Love Magazine of the Day

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Xenia Deli is one of the hotter models, or was one of the hotter new faces, over a decade ago before instagram decided who the next hot new faces were, when actual immigrants somehow worked their way into random campaigns, in her case nothing substantial ,but lingerie and swim, never getting very famous, but bringing the world a bunch of e-commerce catalog pics….

Now all modeling is some rich kid with the right family system in place, you know famewhoring parents who will hire a staff to help famewhore their daughters, because their kids have the same morals and values as their parents, and think being famous is SUPER important…

I don’t know where Xenia Deli is from, she’s been around for a while though. I don’t know what rich guys she’s fucked, or “dated” as the sugar babies like, but her name being DELI always reminds me of an old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt fresh after a lunch meeting…eating loose meat sandwiches, which I guess could be code for PUSSY…a pussy you’re probably not rich enough to eat.

Love Magazine keeps bringing the videos for their Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with December…

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2015

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

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I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “\’sa-ne-te\”…

Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you.

Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically…

Or maybe, just maybe “\’sa-ne-te\” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years…

What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists.

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2015

Dec

Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day

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Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is….

But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something…

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2015

Dec

Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is old, fat, or as she likes to call her 160 pound body, fit….it’s muscle mass from her 400 pound deadlifts and squats she does with her ex husband’s hockey trainer, to get strong on the outside, to help her get strong on the inside in her recovery…as these famous people, even those who don’t do that much anymore, but who were famous as kids, have a lot of emotional issues that I am sure they let all their friends know about, seeing as their friends are on payroll and not quite friends at all, but more “I get to hang with Hilary Duff, I’m so Lucky, I can’t ruin this, I like to go on great trips, I’ll just be so fun, easy going, on my best behavior so I get invited back”….groupies…people love fame…but I guess those groupies aren’t as creepy as the ones who have followed her since she was 16 in everything she did as she built her Stuff By Hilary Duff billion dollar empire…and don’t care that she’s 30 now, they still crave her pussy..

Well, those are the people I talk to, I write for, I do this for…the kind of people..who are so socially awkward, I’d be terrified to hang out with, but wouldn’t really have to deal with that awkwardness, because they’d be too busy locked in the basement jerking off to this chubby girl with cream on her face that they can pretend is their cum….pervert weirdos…so crafty in their weirdness..

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2015

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Tight Christmas Pants of the Day

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I know we’re all done with Christmas, who gives a fuck about that over commercialized shit, that uses religion to sell product, to keep the economy prospering, forcing people to go into debt due to guilt of ruining Christmas in what is almost a perfectly oiled and crafted selling machine….

I know we can’t stomach more Christmas songs, our egg nog hangover gone and Jimmy Stewart’s voice has been locked away in our brains until next year….

But as a pervert, I am perfectly fine revisiting Christmas pajamas, especailly ridiculous Christmas pajamas, that a mom would wear trying to find joy in her pathetic, boring, uninspired, routine, miserable life…only packaged as a 18 year old, despite looking 40, because pretending to be 18 is better for business..and it’s working well for Bella Thorne, people are all about her, even if it’s creepy and not because she’s 18, but because she says she’s 18 and looks 40….

I guess what these Christmas pictures imply is that she’s not a Jew.

If you’re not done with Christmas, here’s Daniel Stern the Wet Bandit from Home Alone releasing another video in Character, without Joe Pesci, because I guess it was the biggest role of his life, it’s the best time to draw attention to himself, and most actors, when not reading scripts are absoultey batshit.. of the Day

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2015

Dec

KILL THIS PUG THROWING WOMAN and Other Videos of the Day

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During a heated argument with her boyfriend, a woman named Brandi Chin, throws her pug named Ben and it’s not the first time she’s done it…..which as a pug lover means, that’s grounds for hunting her down and murdering her in the most violent and painful drawn out way….including but not limited pulling out each of her teeth and making her perform mouth sex on sharp objects….I fucking love pugs, and anyone who hurts one must die. I am the pug avenger.

Pregnant Fight at Chevron

Shark Leaps out of Water

Drunk Trashy Women at a Taco Shop in Texas

Woman Threatens a Man on the Train with a Chisel…

Fat Woman Slaps a Guy on the Bus

Angry Man on the Bus

Man Tries Catching a Woman from the 11th Floor Jump…

Canadian Parking Spot Brawl

Terrible Sex on the Roof of a Building

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