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2023

12

May

Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is promoting what I assume is make-up for her weird as fuck face injected face that was probably not in need of as many injections to turn her into a living and breathing instagram filter, like the poster-boy or mascot for instagram filters, so that when she shows up to events she looks like her lies….

At first glance I thought she was promoting a small little sex toy that she puts in her asshole that many many many high profile people have probably been up inside, she’s dated a lot of high profile people, one could say, she’s been passed around!

The truth is, her dildos are probably far bigger, but the whole reason I am even thinking about her pussy, is like most girls walking the mean streets of life in their leggings, she’s got her topical relief map of her pussy visible for all to see, all lips eating the pant seam, all day.

But, I think about dildos in pussy regardless of cameltoes, it’s not a skill or a talent, but it’s something.

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2023

12

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It may not be my time to shine, it’s quite possible that I am unmarketable while being un-remarkable and the peak of the site happened 10 years ago when 4 million people were showing up every month because instagram didn’t kill the blog star, or because I was getting linked on bigger sites who were scared of being sued for posting the leaked nudes that I posted, either way…..I’ve either shined as much as I’ll ever shine….because even when the market turns to degeneracy, the degenerate from the early internet days is not the hero who broke the ground, but rather the idiot who couldn’t get GOOGLE ADS due to discrimination….

This wasn’t meant to be about me feeling sorry for myself like some kind of whining victim bitch who regrets the sex she had so decides she was raped for the sake of coming out of this a hero, I don’t give a fuck about shining….otherwise I’d be on instagram saying “hey guys” with every retard thought I have, I was just trying to say This isn’t my time to shine, but it’ she FULL BACK PANTY’s time to shine, because after being discriminated against, left on the tree to hang like an unwanted member of society, forgotten and thrown out, filling dumpsters like crackwhore bodies, forgotten by all, treated shamefully by all…..girls have circled back to them and are posting consistent panty pics with them and I like panties, even nostalgic ones resurfacing!

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2023

12

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Not all braless girls are feminists, at least not the kind of feminist that makes you want to throw up when you look at her as she pushes the man-hating agenda that you know is made up by other miserable women as a way to feel better about themselves or have an excuse for their misgivings and misfortunes….

Those feminists are the anti-marriage, miserable, outraged, first to call anything and everything misogynistic and anti-woman, except the trans agenda, which is actually, literally anti-women….as they market tampons through some CAA clown they created to speak to the demographic despite having a dick, while actual real women are bleeding out and an in ovulation pains from the process of being able to create a fucking life in them….

So I don’t think these girls are feminists, or being braless is feminist, being blue haired, fat, unhealthy, malnourished, filled with cat borne parasites, sure….but braless, naw, that’s for hot chicks showing off tit.

For the record, I saw a braless girl walking the streets in a white t-shirt yesterday, full nipple out, full tit exposed while clothed and it was pretty legendary….

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2023

12

May

Elliott Page Flashes His Tits like a Little Slut of the Day

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Canada may be a pretty gay place where they put gay flags on their passport because that’s just how gay it is, but it’s also a place where you can get arrested for hate speech, in order to support everyone in their life choices to live how they want to live, without being allowed to have an opinion on it, without calling it out for being fucking weird or satanic, or whatever you hate about the trans movement.

Personally, I don’t care what people do, how they identify, how they want to live, I just don’t like being forced or told to think a certain way and I don’t like creepy teachers confusing kids, I also really enjoy biological women, so calling a non biological woman who decided to cosplay as a woman, or live their life as a woman, a woman feels off to me, but if they want to live that life, walk through life in that skirt, good for them…who gives I shit…

I do like that Elliott Page, who I never found hot, is flashing his TITS on the internet, just a straight up, almost aggressive topless pic that we can all hope his co-stars from all the movies he’s been in follow suit on.

ALL titties, even amputated titties, like Angelina Jolie Titties are titties all stare at!

He wrote:

Dysphoria used to be especially rife in the summer. No layers, just a T-shirt – or layers and oh so sweaty – constantly looking down, readjusting my oversized T. It feels so f’ing good soaking in the sun now, I never thought I could experience this, the joy I feel in my body. I am so grateful for what gender affirming care has allowed me and I look forward to sharing more of my journey soon. #transjoy

EMPOWERING…

Now show us how you fist your dick looking for your prostate BRO.

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2023

11

May

Alex Daddario’s Tight Shirt of the Day

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Alex Daddario is a pretty old celebrity with a big set of tits, which overrides the whole being pretty old thing, tits have legs and those legs in this case happen to be Alex Daddario.

She went viral for being cast as the big tits in True Detective and her rich kid life has since been blessed with continuous work, because people like tits, or Hollywood only invests in people they know will get them views, since views mean money and those people aren’t out to be experimental, or to be creative, or interesting, or daring, or artists, they’re there for the profit and the pussy.

Anyway, she’s in a tight shirt, you can basically see the imprint of a full tit, like if she was to cast her tits like pornstars cast their pussy for their fleshlights, and the whole thing is not very exciting, but that could just be because her eyes terrify me.

You know that her eyes are what she gets complimented on the most, because people are referring to her tits, but can’t be so obvious with it “you have amazing eyes”….but besides the whole big tits are all that matter thing…the brunette with light eyes thing is some sort of fetish due to their reptilian blood exciting the normies…so you know she thinks she’s special…but I feel like a serpent is trying to eat my soul….so I’ll just focus on the good parts….THE TITS.

I am but a simple man, with simple needs.

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2023

11

May

1989 Throwback Monica Bellucci Tit of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is the kind of girl your Italian barber in his 70s fucking loves, you know with the pin-up picture of her to remind him of the OLD COUNTRY he left to cut hair in America, better than being a bricklayer I guess.

She’s typically praised for being the iconic set of Italian tits, you know the reference point when you meet some DAGO GUINEA WOP in the Italian grocery store eating pasta with her big saggers, you say “those EYETALLIONS know how to tit”.

These are of her at 25 years old, that’s before she was in a relationship with TIM BURTON and clearly before her tits really grew into themselves, if anything the tits look very 1980s and there’s something special about that….mainly because it took a certain kind of opportunist to become a TITTY model, even in EUROPE where this is considered wearing a bathing suit….

All this to say, Italy is wonderful and so are their tits, even in the 80s.

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2023

11

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong is a pretty important panty style at least in my life.

The thong has taught me some pretty interesting lessons over the two and a half decades that they’ve been penetrating the mainstream….

Those lessons are really just one lesson and that is that women will do anything for the sake of fitting in with other women, appeasing other women while thinking they are appeasing men, trying to be sexy and attractive, and not being their own independent thinker.

The THONG, at least according to any woman who has been in a relationship long enough to be honest about the THONG while committing to either no underwear or BIKINI FULL BACK PERIOD PANTIES, is something chicks say are abusive, uncomfortable, that dig into their assholes while not covering their assholes, making you wonder why the fuck wear a panty if it doesn’t do the one job it has of catching the drips…..

So women will abuse themselves all day by wearing uncomfortable underwear, not because they want to, but because they think that’s their duty, and that kind of hive mind thinking is important, at least when it comes to slutty, so KEEP IT UP.

The THONG is a hell of a panty….YOU CAN SEE THE ASSHOLE peeking out from it and THAT is important because the ASSHOLE is an important orifice in this genderless time!

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2023

11

May

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s a huge international pop star, the official story is that she was born in Albania, or Kosovo which I guess was basically Yugoslavia during the war, before being shipped off in a shipping container to the UK where she struggled so hard she became an international pop sensation.

I don’t know if human trafficking was her official storyline, the truth is she could just be a rich kid from the UK who was born in the UK after her rich family moved there to escape the war in their Mother country, but that’s far less dark and mysterious and it doesn’t fuel the conspiracies I like to fuel because fake news is real news if you believe it hard enough.

I do know that they say she was a model, who didn’t like the pressure of being fit or thin, so she turned to Youtube to sing cover songs, that miraculously went viral, got her a record deal, and the rest is fucking history, with that pile of hits under her belt….she must be a real hard worker, a real self starter, because there’s no way she had a team behind her making this happen, it was all her in this era of gig economy influencer, right, that’s why so many other talents who try as hard never get seen…..or noticed….because they just didn’t work as hard as Dua Lipa.

Anyway, she’s got some tits, she wears bikinis, she’s no longer plus sized or a victim of the unrealistic body expectations she’s been quoted complaining about, and if you’re going to be a pop star, you might as well bring the bikini pics to the perverts who you rape with your shit pop music…I DID NOT CONSENT TO HEARING THIS SHIT…..RAPE RAPE RAPE…

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2023

11

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are the act of slowly releasing the tit to the world from it’s oppressive captive, the shirt, bra, or really any clothing that stands between us and the tit.

It’s the turn on the camera, put it in slow motion and pull the top up or down, depending on how much bounce you want for your artistic version of a tit flash.

The winning TITTY drop is pretty much all titty drops, because we get to see the tit, but for the sake of making girls continuously produce titty drops, I like to think of it as a sport like Figure Skating and Gymnastics, where judges decide on the artistic merit, technical difficulty and overall execution of said drop.

It’s not the biggest tit that wins, but having some weight in your tits can help, it’s about trying to be different, while basically doing what society is telling you to do for internet content, because I remember an era when NO tits were flashed because women feared repercussions and future self shame, but NOT anymore, be thankful of that!

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2023

11

May

Avril Lavigne Thong Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually a 40 year Avril Lavigne, or the replacement who she is rumored to have been replaced by back in the early days of Avril Lavigne, something that may just be some racist and misogynistic conspiracies of the internet, where Pepe and 4Chan plot JFK’s return as the anti-christ or Messiah, it’s all very confusing stuff.

For those who don’t know, Avril was apparently replaced with another actor because she died in a car accident after her first hit and they know as an even enterprise that runs the media, they can swap out people with other people and no one will be the wiser, they’ll think, oh she doesn’t quite look the same, isn’t it weird that her eye colors are different or that her nose is a totally different shape, must be the aging process, or the stress of the road, or maybe the angle of the shot.

So believe what you want to believe, but I believe this new WHALE TAIL marketing hook she’s discovered, since she posted a similar one last week, is pretty fucking weird. In part because she’s 40, but maybe she remembers the late 90s when she was too cool of a Tom Boy skater boy to respect the BIMBOS in their tight pants doing the WHALE TAIL, while secretly wanting to be one, now’s her chance. Or maybe she’ll just do anything for attention on this recent album and tour after learning how to social media market from Bella Thorne’s handler, that MODSUN guy, who she was dating.

The point of the story, Avril Lavigne’s in a G-String, that’s the official narrative, because she’s more than just a mall brand skater girl with shitty pop music they tried to pretend was punk, while making millions….she’s also a low level thirsty slut into flashing panties on the internet for likes and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Maybe next time she’ll post her pulling the panties up inside her until reaching orgasm, the way we like our panty fetish. Baby steps. Walk before running. Dabblin’ or dipping a toe in…..it’s a start.

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