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2015

18

Sep

Kylie Jenner White Pants Twerking of the Day

We can agree these people are worst…

The smartest media manipulators….Daughters of accomplice to a murdering and murderer…made relevant after one turned pornstars to create these creatures, the worst creatures, with a Tranny…who are now twerking on the internet..for their snapchats…that they upload to the internet to

Here is the Kendall Jenner, the other one…in a See Through Outfit of the Day….for Vogue Japan

Kendall Jenner is in Vogue Japan and I guess she’s topless in it…which may or may not be exciting for anyone, because this family is a gang of trashy hookers, but people like trashy hookers, especially when they are rich, even with their Trans, fucking with God’s path…..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Elsa Hosk May Have a Nipple Elle Sweden of the Day

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I am going to put my biology knowledge to the test and assume Elsa Hosk may have a nipple…and you can see part of it in one of the pics of Elle magazine…which would be crazy, if everyone was a conservative, Jesus loving motherfucker, and Payboy and Penthouse didn’t pave the way for hardcore porn, and this “fashionable” porn….but everyone is liberal, porn loving, left wing, heathens, harlots, fucking and sinning….and I guess Elsa Hosk is one of them…because before Victorias Secret, she was a nude Swedish model…and I guess she is now a mainstream Swedish model…who I prefer seeing actually naked….but clothed is the new nude…

TO SEE HER FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Chloe Grace Moretz Panty Flash of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz panties for the perverts….

This is all so boring…now that’s she’s 18.

She doesn’t deserve a celebrity status, they should send her back to school, to get an education, so that her vapid, entitled, probably herpes ridden because she’s in Hollywood and has no soul….

Where is the compelling, interesting, fun…it’s all bullshit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Sarah Hyland in a Black Ballerina of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is just another one of these never aging puppets…and she does Ballet or dresses the part and feels the need to wear a leotard for her social media…because she wants you to jerk off to her…because that’s how you get instagram followers and instagram followers get you jobs…and jobs get you more money and exposure in this try hard to stay relevant and feeding her ego, when you have money, having dudes jerk off to you is what your mentor Sofia Vergara has taught you how to get work…

Who cares…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez Bieber Tits exist…

She’s so boring. Her face so boring. Her baby face, botox, bloated, vile face….

She’s not compelling. She’s not hot. She’s not interesting.

This whole group of idiots, need to step up their game, need to focus on producing quality, they need to stop being these uneducated social Justice warriors…pretending to be changing the world…

These people are a joke. It’s very easy for these people to get famous, to be famous, it requires zero skill…

But at least she has tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

18

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Videos of the Day

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The tits from the Blurred Lines videos…exists…

She’s gone to Fashion week…and she brought her tits….

It’s funny when a nude model, who wasn’t even a model, but more a girl with fake tits who got naked for one dude, landed a music video…where she showed those fake tits cuz she’s got that shit down…she can handle the whole getting topless…it’s easy, she’s practiced…

Now, she frowns on that past, like it never happened, because it’s convenient, and no one likes admitting they are nothing more than a set of tits, especially when they are just a set of tits..she’s above that, because she’s scammed her way into movies because of her tits…and can pretend they are big stars…big titty stars..

Fuck this garbage…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Naomi Campbell Topless for Instagram of the Day

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Naomi Campbell has more than just a bad attitude…she’s also got nipples.

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2015

18

Sep

Drunk Jessica Simpson of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is always drunk. It’s how she handles her not eating…because not eating gets her paid by weight watchers…while drunk represses all the memories of having her childhood robbed of her by her gay father seeking a fabulous gay life..

She’s been drunk many times before, and it’s always a good time, since despite being a billionaire with shitty cheap fast fashion…she’s always come across as dumb as fuck…you know living up to the blonde with big tits bimbo retard stereotype…that’s true…and why it’s a stereotype…you politically correct assholes…yes I saw legally blonde…unfortunately…and I know not every blonde pig is an idiot, and can become a lawyer….at least in movies…god I hate Reese Witherspoon….but it’s easier to generalize and focus on assumptions..then investigate beneath the big tits of every big titty blonde…

What I’m trying to say is at least Jessica Simpsons not as fat, still has her tits, and brings the jokes as she whores herself out to middle america for more money…I’d be drunk too…I like drunk…I like drunk girls…and I’m drunk right now.

Posted in:Jessice Simpson|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some Canadian..who I’ve heard is some entitled, rich kid, brat who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, and that was before she was famous…meaning this stamp of approval from the media, her instagram followers, all thanks to being on some hit show…just feeds into that making her think “see I told you so”…in what makes her a more terrible fucking person…than she started out being…

But the good news is that she’s using her celebrity and audience to try to maximize sex appeal..by posing slutty. Or maybe this is just posing and I think it’s slutty because I objectify women and when they leave their houses I see “slut”…because I know the truth…

I like that.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

18

Sep

Annasophia Robb Fitness of the Day

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Annasophia Robb may not be an actress you’re familiar with, but here she is being your fitness inspiration because her body is so tight, and we like tight bodies as much as we like tight pussy, even though no pussy is tight to me, thanks to micro penis buried in obesity…

THat said, Annasophia Robb, is part of some of the greatest moments in cinematic history, for her part in Soul Surfer…the story of a Jesus loving surfer who had her arm eaten by a shark because GOD…

Or as I like to think, because science…

But that she’d like to think was some higher purpose bullshit to challenge her to be a better person…by only having one arm to handjob with…

Whatever works….